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Default Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-24-2007, 09:57 PM

Today, Maryland residents can feel safer about their children’s innocence while driving. Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. sponsored a bill to the general assembly that would outlaw fake bull testicles being displayed on vehicles. The bill also bans images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.

While this is a huge step forward for Christian Republicans, the ACLU us already on the case. "The legislation is overly broad, and would probably make it illegal to have a sticker on your car of the Venus de Milo from an art museum," ACLU of Maryland spokeswoman Meredith Curtis wrote in an email to the Associated Press.

While this is a victory for Maryland residents, Arizona isn’t so lucky. Last week a bill to outlaw racist remarks and silhouettes of naked women on mud flaps was rejected. The measure was added into another bill about changing the height requirements for rear fender splash guards. LIE-berals spotted the ammendment and quickly moved to squash it.


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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-27-2007, 07:37 PM

I read the headline and wondered how Joe Lieberman would get back and forth from DC to Connecticut.
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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-27-2007, 07:58 PM

Bulls Testicles make a yummy starter to any main course when the Pastor comes to dinner (but I don't let on what they are).
LeRoy E. Myers Jr is the man responsible for filing this Bill.
Now, he's obviously a man with a mission, but the last time I visited his family Ranch, he had a wonderful example of fine Bull-ish Tally-whacker in his Driveway!

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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-27-2007, 08:11 PM

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Bulls Testicles
"Prairie oysters?" Certainly!


What are Rocky Mountain oysters? They are that part of the bull that is removed in his youth so that he may thereby be more tractable, grow meatier, and behave less masculine. When the calves are branded, the testicles are cut off and thrown in a bucket of water. They are then peeled, washed, rolled in flour and pepper, and fried in a pan. They are considered to be quite a delicacy. Like other organ meats, testicles may be cooked in a variety of ways – deep-fried whole, cut into broad, thin slices, or marinated. At roundups in the old West, cowboys and ranch hands tossed the meat on a hot iron stove. When the calf fries exploded, they were done!
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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-27-2007, 10:55 PM

Praise The Lord for those Prairie Oysters!!
Sister Sue, it makes my mouth water just talking about them!
Turning Bulls into Eunuchs for Lord Jesus© and making a Hearty meal is our True Christian™ way of recycling.

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For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.



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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-28-2007, 02:47 AM

This law is one of the stupidest things I've seen in some time! Thank the gods the ACLU is on it.



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This law is one of the stupidest things I've seen in some time!
Well you are certainly the forum expert on stupidity, I'll give you that.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well you are certainly the forum expert on stupidity, I'll give you that.
Oh har har, very funny, encore!

And of course I'm an expert. I am, after all, one of the few sane people among you nutters.



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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 02-28-2007, 10:16 PM

Oh crap! does this mean I can't go to Maryland any more? Well that's ok because they're a buch of cat-o-lick mary-worshippers anyway.


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Oh crap! does this mean I can't go to Maryland any more?
.... You wanted to go to Maryland? If you insist, I think the Church's Benevolence Committee could fix you up with a pair of these. Hat tip to Mrs. R, who originally brought the neuticle to the Church's attention many many moons ago -- And where is the charming Mrs. R?


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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 03-02-2007, 05:22 PM

Larry, that's the problem. You know that I'm a complete man now thanks to my stones but thsi state is now telling me I can't use them.

I also miss my OLD girlfriend Mrs. Rogers. Boy she was a looker.

I think she got married and left me holding the bag.

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Default Re: Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles - 03-04-2007, 06:13 PM

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Those aren't nuts. You probably don't want to know what it is they actually are.
Thank Jesus that I'm not your husband.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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