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Default Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God - 07-18-2013, 06:00 AM

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Your point about the insidious nature of the homosexual agenda (recruiting men by pretending to be ladies and rendering them homosexual by virtue of lust; Matthew 5:28) notwithstanding, you misrepresent Dr. Niles' character if you suggest he is the kind of man who would be thinking of assaulting these strange men's rectums.

I think you owe him, Brother Porter, and all the True Christian™ men here an apology for this libel. Don't you?
Assaulting their rectums? No. No. No. My dear, I never said anything of the sort. The only condition necessary to determine a man's homosexual orientation that is applicable, and the only condition I mentioned, was an acknowledgement of being sexually attracted to feminine aesthetic qualities that are present by the person of a biological male. The mere state of being attracted to a feminized biological male (no need for explicit sexual thoughts) is all that is required to signify a person as being a homosexual according to Brother Porter.

He did answer C, which happens to include B.

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Remind me again, how would a True Christian define a homosexual?

A.) The act of engaging in sexual relations with a person of the same sex
B.) The attraction to a person of the same sex
C.) The combination of both A and B
D.) None of the above
Either A or B. Packing mud, or just thinking of assaulting a strange man's rectum, are equal in the eyes of God.

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The mere attraction to a person of the same sex is the only necessary criteria.
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Default Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God - 07-18-2013, 06:51 AM

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Why?

.Do Christians not have noses?
The reason for noses is so that, whether someone had surgery, or ate junk food, or fed you LSD, or otherwise altered their appearance to emulate a different sex, you'd be able to smell them and know if you're smelling exudates from your own sex or from the opposite sex regardless of whether they'd had bits added (or chopped off) but the human nose is less sensitive than the canine nose yet even I'd know whether it's a Boxer or an Orang-utan or some freak pervert


For sure, I can't smell that picture but say it was "in da house" all "spangled" and prancing around like the hyperactive mercat, promoting its pelvic floor inches from my eyes be certain my nose would smell it.

There would be no ambiguity. But perhaps you did not grow up on a farm.
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