More Pope Francis Hucksterism - 'super confessors'

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It's almost like the latest Publisher's Clearing House has arrived in your mailbox. The Vatican has evidently taken a cue from Madison Avenue and is sending out thousands of "super confessors" to address the increasingly vacant pews in their trademark churches. Not quite like the selling of indulgences that sparked the reformation in the 16th Century, but the ShamWow! Pope is having a "Jubilee Year" for his middleman huckster religion.

Once again the Mary worshiping cult is not reading the Bible (KJV1611) and is unleashing their meddlesome minions of useless "confessors" on the world.

So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.
- Romans 14:12

Pope unleashes 'super confessors' to tackle special sins
By Ella Ide - February 10, 2016 12:24 PM

Vatican City (AFP) - Dubbed 'super confessors', for one year only they can absolve sins usually only pardoned by the pope himself.

And on Wednesday over 1,000 of these "missionaries of mercy", handpicked by Pope Francis, were sent forth to win back the hearts of those who have left the Catholic Church and open the door to repentant sinners across the world.

There are certain evils the Vatican ranks above other sins, from attempting to assassinate the pope to defiling the Eucharist -- the rite of consuming consecrated bread and wine in Church -- by spitting it out or using it in a Satanic ritual.

Since the 12th century, those guilty of these so-called "reserved sins" had their cases evaluated by a secret tribunal in the tiny Vatican city state before they were sent before the pope, who would determine an appropriate penance.

Now, 1,142 priests and monks from around the world have be given the power, for the Vatican's Jubilee Year, to forgive sinners in their flocks -- and possibly fellow priests as one of the special sins is breaking the seal of confession.

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Vatican watcher John L. Allen, writing for the Cruxnow website, said the pontiff was hoping the missionaries would carry with them his messages on key social issues, from tackling climate change to opening doors to refugees.

"As the 'Pope of Mercy' sees it, this jubilee year isn't just a series of celebrations and events intended to foster deeper piety, however desirable that may be. The far more audacious aim is to launch a revolution -- spiritual at its core, but with imminent social and even political consequences," he said.

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http://news.yahoo.com/pope-unleashes-super-confessors-tackle-special-sins-164359990.html

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Since the 12th century, those guilty of these so-called "reserved sins" had their cases evaluated by a secret tribunal in the tiny Vatican city state before they were sent before the pope, who would determine an appropriate penance.

A 900 year-old scam that's still bringing in money for the so-called Church-of-Mary.

If the Catlix accepted "Once Saved Always Saved" there would be no difficulty, and no profit.

For Catlix looking for the route to Salvation, selected Baptist churches offer an economical way where they can pay their dues to God directly.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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It is wonderful to see how brilliantly Pope Francis has drawn sinners out into the open (see posters above) and how he has, after guidance from God, come up with a plan to help the many (see posters above) who have sinned most egregiously and would otherwise end up in the fires of Hell for all of eternity!

Even with his remarkable energy, the Pope cannot get around to hearing all of the worst of the worst's confessions. The world is a much more populous place than it was in the 12th century so it makes perfect sense to bring more forgiveness firepower to bear in these dark days of cults, false religions and spiritual hucksters (see above posters).

Can there be any doubt that with 7 billion people on earth the number of the worst possible sins has increased dramatically? Of course not.

Can there be any doubt that every one of God's children is deserving of a chance at forgiveness? Certainly not.

Has any other 'faith' managed a plan of our Lord's making to help so many sinners find their way back to the loving arms of Jesus?

Exactly.

On top of all of this, His Holiness is currently working to bring another breakaway cult back into the fold of Christian worship as I write this!

While local shills (see above posters) are busing trying to dupe turnip farmers out of their government subsidies, His Holiness is trying to pry would-be Christians from the arms of Vladimir Putin.


At this rate I would not be surprised if God decides to make Francis a living Saint!




Bless you, my unscrupulous unguals,
Father Mo



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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Can there be any doubt that with 7 billion people on earth the number of the worst possible sins has increased dramatically? Of course not.

Of course not - you Catlix are breeding like rabbits and in permanent sin.

Can there be any doubt that every one of God's children is deserving of a chance at forgiveness? Certainly not.

That's why you're allowed here - we are living in hopes of conversion and repentance (not necessarily in that order.)

Has any other 'faith' managed a plan of our Lord's making to help so many sinners find their way back to the loving arms of Jesus?

I'm in difficulties here... the only way the Vicar of Rome can help people is by releasing them from the bondage of idolatry.

Exactly.

Exactly.

On top of all of this, His Holiness is currently working to bring another breakaway cult back into the fold of Christian worship as I write this!

Dear Lord! The man looks like me dressed as Santa Claus in Tiffany's. Is this some sort of perverted "Cosplay"?

While local shills (see above posters) are busing trying to dupe turnip farmers out of their government subsidies,

We call them tithes, and they are given freely - you call them indulgences and are another scam.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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It was only a matter of time. After the appearance of "Super Predators"-- the violent, soul-less, wilding bands of minorities in America's Big Cities of the 1990s-- that the Catlick Church would seek to absolve them of responsibilities for their heinous crimes with a far-left liberal Pope's creation of "Super Confessors."

Disgusting.

[Basilissa]

Re: More Pope Francis Hucksterism - 'super confessors'

It's almost like the latest Publisher's Clearing House has arrived in your mailbox. The Vatican has evidently taken a cue from Madison Avenue and is sending out thousands of "super confessors" to address the increasingly vacant pews in their trademark churches. Not quite like the selling of indulgences that sparked the reformation in the 16th Century, but the ShamWow! Pope is having a "Jubilee Year" for his middleman huckster religion.

Once again the Mary worshiping cult is not reading the Bible (KJV1611) and is unleashing their meddlesome minions of useless "confessors" on the world.

Will these New and Improved Indulgences be sold only for sins already committed, or will they be also extended to those that are planned to be committed in the future?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: More Pope Francis Hucksterism - 'super confessors'

It is wonderful to see how brilliantly Pope Francis has drawn sinners out into the open (see posters above) and how he has, after guidance from God, come up with a plan to help the many (see posters above) who have sinned most egregiously and would otherwise end up in the fires of Hell for all of eternity!

How do they figure this will work? Does the pope mutter some super ancient, super powerful Latin magic incantations over the funny hats of these super confessors to give them this super forgiveness firepower? Do they think God's wrath will be scared away from the place where a dead language is being used unironically at this intense level of "really meaning it"? Is the Power of Pretend really the best defense the catholic cult has against people who increasingly reject their usurped authority? Now that stealing from all the Jewish gold in the world has been accomplished, will the catholic industry go into business with Kraft or Kellog and come up with some super magic words to make people repent for purchasing the "wrong" food stuffs and coming back into the fold of special-brand consumerism for a new wave of profiteering?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Does the pope mutter some super ancient, super powerful Latin incantations?...Is the Power really the best defense against people who increasingly reject authority and make people repent ?

Your questions are a tad scattered but given your reproductive parts I understand and have thus clarified things for you.

It is only the love of Jesus that can forgive your sins and mine for His is the power and the glory. We clergy are mere vessels that allow Him, through the Church He built on the rock of Saint Peter, to bring this healing, via the Sacraments, to His flock.

Needless to say this can be confusing for a simple woman like yourself so I will type a bit slower here for your benefit.

Think of God's love as electricity needed to run a household. The electricity requires a conduit (wires) to make it's way from the source (maybe a big wall holding back water... a 'hydroelectric dam'... or perhaps a 'coal generator') to the local town and then to each home. (You do have electricity in Iowa, right?)

The power is not in the wires as it just passes through the wires on it's way to your town. So far so good?

We clergy are like the wires of God's power and message! Without us the power does not make it's way easily or correctly from the source of the power... God... to those who need it... the children of His garden!

Sometimes you need to build special equipment and amazing buildings for the wires, like transmission towers and generator fields. The Church is this type of special equipment! On other occasions the electricity needs to be 'regulated' so that the right amount of power, not too much, not too little, makes it's way to the towns and homes. Think of the Church Hierarchy as the electricity regulators! Imagine the difference between a 9volt battery and a lightening strike! It is all about knowing how much power is needed and when.

I know this is all very complicated for you and obviously, given your anti-Biblical need to speak up against men (1 Timothy 2:12), you are without a husband to manage your outbursts and talk you through complex issues. Worry not! This is why God has brought His Church and His Church's messengers (Power lines and regulators) to this world!

Now don't go worrying your pretty little head about all of this as we have everything under control. All you need is to spend time at Mass, celebrate the Eucharist and just like the magic of 'electricity', the power of God and His works will arrive at your door... or hanging beads if that is the case.



Bless you, my withering spinster,
Father Mo





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[Didymus Much]

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...Think of God's love as electricity needed to run a household...We clergy are like the wires...
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Nice, but what you are describing there is a short circuit. There would be no power delivered without a load.

Now, loads in electrical circuits are created by resistance. So if you're claiming that God's love only works where there is resistance to His power ... I really don't think that how prayer works.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Nice, but what you are describing there is a short circuit. There would be no power delivered without a load.

We are very familiar with loads.



Bless you, my Ohm mega man,
Father Mo



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[Mary Etheldreda]

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It is only the love of Jesus that can forgive your sins and mine for His is the power and the glory. We clergy are mere vessels that allow Him, through the Church He built on the rock of Saint Peter, to bring this healing, via the Sacraments, to His flock.

If the sacraments were truly from Jesus, in opposition to what Jesus Himself through the Holy Bible tells us, then why weren't they good enough the first time? Does the pope suggest Christ was short-sighted? Incompetent? Impotent? Incapable of doing what He said He would/could do?

Think of God's love as electricity needed to run a household. The electricity needs a conduit (wires) to make it's way from the source (maybe a big wall holding back water... a 'hydroelectric dam'... or perhaps a 'coal generator') to the local town and then to each home. (You do have electricity in Iowa, right?)

The power is not in the wires as it just passes through the wires on it's way to your town. So far so good?

We clergy are like the wires of God's power and message! Without us the power does not make it's way easily or correctly from the source of the power... God... to those who need it... the children of His garden!

I see! And, inspired by your CEO's decreasing profit margin [in the form of pew warmers and frightened, brainwashed financial contributors], these vessels need fixing. Electrical tape, if you will. These "super confessors" are the MacGyver solution the pope advertises as the answer to the church's glaring failures. A simple answer for a simple people indeed!

I know this is all very complicated for you and obviously, given your anti-Biblical need to speak up against men (1 Timothy 2:12), you are without a husband to manage your outbursts and talk you through complex issues. Worry not! This is why God has brought His Church and His Church's messengers (Power lines and regulators) to this world!

Why on earth would anyone want the products and ideas sold by the very industry that announces its own inability to fulfill its self-proclaimed function? Oh yes, those who are brainwashed from infancy to believe the ridiculous claims they hear over and over and over again! Sorry to disappoint you Father Of Who Knows How Many Illegitimate Bastards In Africa And The South Pacific, but my brain has been emptied of the claptrap the papist witchcraft once used on me. It is now an empty vessel for Christ Alone!

[Didymus Much]

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We are very familiar with loads..

If you'd just let the boys use the bathroom before, well, you know, that might not be such a problem.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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A simple answer for a simple people indeed!

I do try for the benefit of the locals!

...my brain has been emptied of the claptrap the papist witchcraft once used on me. It is now an empty vessel for Christ Alone!

I shall pray for your soul when the Quim reaper appears at your door but I fear that Satan has too firm a hold of you now.




Bless you, my truculent trollop,
Father Mo



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[I Man Rastafari]

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I am lacking in theological skills and I have mixed feelings about this army of super confessors. It is probably a good idea to loose an army on sin and sinful practices but I do not think these priests can wash away sins. Also it is a fact that no white church of any white religion recognizes that Jah Ras Tafari is the living God. I have trouble overstanding why the white churches are all hostile toward each other when they are all wrong anyway.