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Default introduction - 02-11-2016, 09:08 PM
I have been asked by a few to write an introduction, so here is a short one. I believe in science, not a book that was written a few hundred years ago. Why did I register here, boredom mainly. Ask whatever
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Default Re: introduction - 02-11-2016, 09:28 PM
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I have been asked by a few to write an introduction, so here is a short one. I believe in science, not a book that was written a few hundred years ago. Why did I register here, boredom mainly. Ask whatever

Praise Jesus! The Lord has sent you here so that we can teach you how to be a True Christian TM!!


First you must repent for your sins.


2 Chronicles 7:14 - If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.


1 John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.


Acts 3:19 - Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;




If you repent now, and leave your life of sin, and science then Jesus will forgive you, and you will be closer to salvation.


Ezekiel 18:21- But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.


Repent for your sins, and stay on the road to salvation, and learn from these good, and Godly people, and you MIGHT make it into heaven.


Matthew 7:13 "
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide
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the gate, and broad
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the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:” "

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Default Re: introduction - 02-11-2016, 09:29 PM
Greetings Geldedsnark. I believe that we have already met but that was before you adopted this alias. Yes I remember you now. You are the person who was making these white people angry and you have them all stirred up still I see. Please do not anger these people as they are all armed and there is no way to know what they may feel obliged to do. While my own overstanding of Jah is perhaps more up to date than the views held by these Baptists I do agree that the King James Bible is the true word of Jah. I am not a theologian and I do not know if there is a special Hell for white people but I do know you will never be everliving if you deny the power of Jah.

Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Default Re: introduction - 02-11-2016, 09:32 PM
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I have been asked by a few to write an introduction, so here is a short one. I believe in science, not a book that was written a few hundred years ago. Why did I register here, boredom mainly. Ask whatever
Why can't someone as smart as you claim to be follow simple instructions?

Cleverly hidden at the top of every page on this subforum you'll find: Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Bible Re: introduction - 02-12-2016, 01:44 AM
Welcome friend. I am sure Jesus weeps in your bed daily and your parents suspect it is pee.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: introduction - 02-12-2016, 02:15 AM
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I have been asked by a few to write an introduction, so here is a short one. I believe in science, not a book that was written a few hundred years ago. Why did I register here, boredom mainly. Ask whatever
That's so weird, I just checked every Bible in my house, and none of them have expiration dates!


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Default Re: introduction - 02-12-2016, 08:38 PM
Welcome, Mr. Shower. I can see by your medals that you have been awarded as one of the dumbest furries to ever have registered at Landover Baptist Church Forum. I'm sure for an avowed atheist as yourself, with no moral compass, and no values or virtues of any kind, being identified as best dumb-dumb is probably like getting the Nobel Prize for you, so... Congratulations!

I pray you will consider a life in Christ! He alone can fill the God-Shaped Hole in your heart. He alone can forgive your sins. He alone can give you meaning in this world. He alone can answer your prayers. He alone can give you peace.

Please consider accepting my invitation to join the Body of Christ today! You won't regret it! I promise!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: introduction - 02-16-2016, 09:07 AM
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Why can't someone as smart as you claim to be follow simple instructions?

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Touche I say touche!
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Default Re: introduction - 02-16-2016, 12:28 PM
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