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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-22-2013, 01:49 AM
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-22-2013, 05:43 PM
Here is what they allow in churches in Denmark, could you ever imagine something like this at the Landover Baptist Church?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-26-2013, 07:38 PM
lmao this thread is so biased and racistic. the flag is even wrong. that's finland's flag LMFAO!!!!!! the country is not boring at all ;p
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-26-2013, 10:43 PM
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lmao this thread is so biased and racistic
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Since when are Danes a race!?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-27-2013, 12:16 AM
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lmao this thread is so biased and racistic. the flag is even wrong. that's finland's flag LMFAO!!!!!! the country is not boring at all ;p
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Brother Cranky Old Man was homeschooled. His father drew him a map of the world, with a list of the names of all the countries. On this list there was a flag for each country, and that one was the Danish flag. It has to be right.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-27-2013, 03:17 AM
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lmao this thread is so biased and racistic. the flag is even wrong. that's finland's flag LMFAO!!!!!!
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Please note that this thread was started in 2010. The danes may have changed their flag since then. The history of Scandinavia is the history of territorial disputes Parts of today's Denmark may have belonged to Finland back in 2010. Some say this, some say that. Nobody knows for sure. So please don't be an arrogant know-it-all jerk.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 11:13 AM
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Here is what they allow in churches in Denmark, could you ever imagine something like this at the Landover Baptist Church?
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They speak Swedish in this video..
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Please note that this thread was started in 2010. The danes may have changed their flag since then. The history of Scandinavia is the history of territorial disputes Parts of today's Denmark may have belonged to Finland back in 2010. Some say this, some say that. Nobody knows for sure. So please don't be an arrogant know-it-all jerk.
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Dannebrog (The Danish Flag) haven't changed since year 1300. And who are you to say that we are the arrogant people, you are basically trash talking us about our home, and you think you know everything about us, when you don't even know the colors of our flag.
Anyways, this must be a joke, Since you apparently go to great lengths to put false information in every single line you write. I feel sorry for you, you think you serve Jesus and God, but in fact you are using them as an excuse to hate on people that you don't agree with.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 11:19 AM
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haven't changed since year 1300
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Where you actually there in 1300 to verify this, or are you simply repeating nonsense you found somewhere on the Internet?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 11:22 AM
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and you think you know everything about us,
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What applalling hubris
Only Jesus knows everything about you.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 04:18 PM
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Where you actually there in 1300 to verify this, or are you simply repeating nonsense you found somewhere on the Internet?
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It is found in paintings and songs from danish history. - and i can verify that it at least did exist before 2010 (when this thread started). Again you prove to use how narrow-minded and stubborn you all are.
It is a sin to lie, and you do it repeatedly, and when you are confronted about it, you either bring up another lie to cover it. Bring me a real fact that proves that ALL Danes are going to hell, or stop this before you disrespect Jesus again.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 04:24 PM
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It is found in paintings and songs from danish history.
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Paintings and songs. Right.
My dear girl, have you ever heard of forgeries?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 04:35 PM
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It is found in paintings and songs from danish history. - and i can verify that it at least did exist before 2010 (when this thread started). Again you prove to use how narrow-minded and stubborn you all are.
It is a sin to lie, and you do it repeatedly, and when you are confronted about it, you either bring up another lie to cover it. Bring me a real fact that proves that ALL Danes are going to hell, or stop this before you disrespect Jesus again.
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As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by FrankLennartsson
Since you apparently go to great lengths to put false information in every single line you write. I feel sorry for you, you think you serve Jesus and God, but in fact you are using them as an excuse to hate on people that you don't agree with.
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The problem is you danes are lied to by your socialist government all the time. Every little thing in your country is controlled by big government. The school, the television, even the church. They all want to keep you away from the truth. The teachers tell you that the earth is five billion years old, the newscasters tell you silly fairy tales about your flag, and your pot-smoking priests tell you that Jesus is "ok with gay".
The facts presented in this forum are gathered from reliable and independent sources. It's you who has been lied to his entire life
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 08:19 PM
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They speak Swedish in this video..
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So you claim that there is absolutely no people who speaks Swedish in Denmark? Your "languages" up there in the frozen north and the snowy mountains of Denmark are still just dialects of the Scandinavian language, for Americans like me there is no difference.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-28-2013, 10:20 PM
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So you claim that there is absolutely no people who speaks Swedish in Denmark? Your "languages" up there in the frozen north and the snowy mountains of Denmark are still just dialects of the Scandinavian language, for Americans like me there is no difference.
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Many say that even the danes have trouble understanding each other, but this is mainly due to their habit to spend all of their money in systembolaget Also, they are generally not among the brightest bulbs in the box
The Swedish and the danish language are very similar. Swedes can understand danish (and vice versa) without much effort. I once talked to a swede and he told me so. He works in Oslo so it's first hand knowledge.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-29-2013, 02:01 AM
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Many say that even the danes have trouble understanding each other, but this is mainly due to their habit to spend all of their money in systembolaget Also, they are generally not among the brightest bulbs in the box
The Swedish and the danish language are very similar. Swedes can understand danish (and vice versa) without much effort. I once talked to a swede and he told me so. He works in Oslo so it's first hand knowledge.
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Those Scandinavians are sure stupid, they can understand each others but still calls it languages, kind like someone claiming to speak Iowan or New Yorkian
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-29-2013, 11:39 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_atheism
I believe there is a God is answered only by 28% of Danes, and it doesn't differentiate between GOD and Allah, so the figure is probably much lower.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
12-27-2013, 04:13 PM
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Please note that this thread was started in 2010. The danes may have changed their flag since then. The history of Scandinavia is the history of territorial disputes Parts of today's Denmark may have belonged to Finland back in 2010. Some say this, some say that. Nobody knows for sure. So please don't be an arrogant know-it-all jerk.
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What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag? I've been around since 1977 and I can at least verify that our flag has been the same since then.
Here is a video.
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Please do some research before making statements like that. Or do you completely avoid research as it would undermine your hateful lies?
Oh, and having your father draw you a map with flags on, as is apparently the case with Cranky Old Man, is not research. It's just repeating the same lies told by a drunken and obviously ignorant, old fool.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
12-27-2013, 04:18 PM
Hi, and welcome to our forums! Please don't post pornographic videos, as this is a family friendly website. Because you're new here, I thought I'd let you know that you can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
12-27-2013, 04:20 PM
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What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag? I've been around since 1977 and I can at least verify that our flag has been the same since then.
Here is a video.
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Please do some research before making statements like that. Or do you completely avoid research as it would undermine your hateful lies?
Oh, and having your father draw you a map with flags on, as is apparently the case with Cranky Old Man, is not research. It's just repeating the same lies told by a drunken and obviously ignorant, old fool.
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Why are you posting pornography on God's Favorite Forum, son?
Denmark is full of relgious cults and weirdos who live off of and thrive off of seducing young women into their superstitious lasciviousness.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_Nydahl
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