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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 03:53 AM

Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 04:01 AM

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Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 08:08 AM

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Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
Listen buddy this is a Christian forum. Don't used that language in this Godly forum you harlot, or are you Pedo with a retard looking young girl in your avatar
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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 09:43 AM

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Finely someone that makes any sort of since.
Pity that sentence didn't. Son, you have just experienced the power of Jesus making to make a mistake and become a laughing stock.





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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 10:32 AM

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Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
Don't worry, I'm sure that feeling will go away soon; you don't sound like the sharpest nail on the cross, if you follow me


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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 02:15 PM

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Pity that sentence didn't. Son, you have just experienced the power of Jesus making to make a mistake and become a laughing stock.
I'm sure you've made a spelling/grammatical error, at least once.
It's strange, isn't it. You would call me out on an error like this when I see all sorts of other errors, of the same sort, in this forum. What you should of done was call me homo, ignorant, blasphemer, god hater, pedophile, and everything else you could possibly think of to really get at me. Also what is with all the emotion-cons? Using them somehow makes me take you as seriously.


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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 04:18 PM

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I'm sure you've made a spelling/grammatical error, at least once.
It's strange, isn't it. You would call me out on an error like this when I see all sorts of other errors, of the same sort, in this forum. What you should of done was call me homo, ignorant, blasphemer, god hater, pedophile, and everything else you could possibly think of to really get at me. Also what is with all the emotion-cons? Using them somehow makes me take you as seriously.
Why are you a homer ,ignorant, blasphemer, god hater and pedophile ?
Why ask us? You need to look with in your self and ask the question .
You need to get right with Jesus.

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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 10-31-2009, 05:37 PM

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Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
Well, you sound like a angry chile. Dis here fighten bout hermosexuality, punctuation and blasphemy and usin curse words all while we trying to discuss sompthin as important as hermosexuality being the cause of da Civil War reminds me of a story my Granny used to tell us when we was jist babies. Seems our Great Uncle General Cleevis Jackson Johnson (no relations to that dead gayboy Michael) marched wif da Negro fighters aginst da North. They sang old Negro spirituals to keep da spirits of our fighten boys up. Dey sang :
"Don't be pushin me cause I beclose to da edge"
"I be tryin not to lose my head"
"It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under"

Now cause we a church and we like kin here, we can all take a lesson o strenght from Great Uncle Cleevis and stop all this here fighten!


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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 11-03-2009, 05:58 AM

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Yeah, I bet it hurts too don't it?


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Default Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War - 11-08-2009, 04:34 AM

The international fag terrorist organization, ACORN, caused the civil war, just like they caused the 9/11 attacks. ACORN has been trying to destabilize and destroy the USA ever since our Godly nation was founded by our greatest president, Ronald Reagan.

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