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When I was an agnostic, I studied magic and the occult, but I burned my magic paraphernalia and Harry Potter books. I am glad that the franchise has lost most of its publicity and popularity, but it must be fully eradicated like the New Age Movement, which deifies the ego and promotes sins of every genre, especially idolatry. The New Age Movement even teaches that there is no Hell, which is blatantly anti-Biblical. It also teaches that Christ was a great spiritual teacher as opposed to the Way, the Truth, and the Life as He said in John 14:6.


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When I was an agnostic, I studied magic and the occult, but I burned my magic paraphernalia and Harry Potter books. I am glad that the franchise has lost most of its publicity and popularity, but it must be fully eradicated like the New Age Movement, which deifies the ego and promotes sins of every genre, especially idolatry. The New Age Movement even teaches that there is no Hell, which is blatantly anti-Biblical. It also teaches that Christ was a great spiritual teacher as opposed to the Way, the Truth, and the Life as He said in John 14:6.
We are proud that you have given up your previous sinner ways. That is the first step to being saved. However, seeing your reputation, you will have to keep this up for a while.
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you will have to keep this up for a while.
I concur. The OP (Regis) should visit some garage sales in his neighborhood and buy some more sets for cheap and burn those, too. Pics would be good.


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When I was an agnostic, I studied magic and the occult, but I burned my magic paraphernalia and Harry Potter books. I am glad that the franchise has lost most of its publicity and popularity, but it must be fully eradicated like the New Age Movement, which deifies the ego and promotes sins of every genre, especially idolatry. The New Age Movement even teaches that there is no Hell, which is blatantly anti-Biblical. It also teaches that Christ was a great spiritual teacher as opposed to the Way, the Truth, and the Life as He said in John 14:6.
I too was once a foul denizen of mythic grimoires and occult grottoes, prancing gaily without testicle support, wielding wands in twilit emerald glades, hoping to conjure Satan to physical manifestation and storm the gates of Heaven itself on a road of Christian bones. I congratulate you for emerging from the tempting influence of Satan's power, despite the fact that his promises in this life at least are very, very real. You will thank yourself in the next world when you look down and see your old friends, charred and burning like so much charcoal, from an ivory mansion in Heaven. Imagine the joy!

Christ makes clear in John 3:18 and elsewhere that he condemns the multitudes who doubt him. We can rest assured that those who don the trappings of the New Age and take up the magic wand will be punished furiously in Hell for all eternity.

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Default Re: I Renounced Magic and Harry Pothead Potter - 04-02-2015, 07:18 PM

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I concur. The OP (Regis) should visit some garage sales in his neighborhood and buy some more sets for cheap and burn those, too. Pics would be good.
Dear brother Nobar, I was meaning that he would have to keep doing good deeds for a while to get saved.


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Dear brother Nobar, I was meaning that he would have to keep doing good deeds for a while to get saved.
Beliving in Jesus Christ is how you get saved, not by doing good deeds.(2nd Timothy 1:9)

I suggested burning more harry potter books and magic cards to help him reinforce his commitment to quitting that habit.


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Beliving in Jesus Christ is how you get saved, not by doing good deeds.(2nd Timothy 1:9)

I suggested burning more harry potter books and magic cards to help him reinforce his commitment to quitting that habit.
Ah I see. I am sorry that I misunderstood.


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Beliving in Jesus Christ is how you get saved, not by doing good deeds.(2nd Timothy 1:9)

I suggested burning more harry potter books and magic cards to help him reinforce his commitment to quitting that habit.
Burning magic cards is a very Christian thing, just like burning Bibles is part of Islam. But of course in the end it will be faith in Christ and being perfect that will save his immortal soul. Not doing good deeds or wasting charity on layabouts and ingrates.

The D&D religion is a form of demonology and is not tolerated in Christ's Kingdom. When I was a smack shooting Goetic theurgist I would force children to play D&D to induce unnatural states of consciousness and induct them into higher grades of Theosophy. Sometimes a ghost would appear and ejaculate ectoplasm onto the children. This sort of thing goes on constantly in Wicca and the occult. It is what magic cards are for.

So anyway, thanks to Pastor Ezekiel's Prison Outreach Ministry I was saved from brutal rape and venereal disease so that I could share this golden testimony with the world, and hopefully strengthen the faith of those who are new to the forums. It takes great courage to renounce Satan once you have sacrificed a few yaks to him. Since this individual was into Harry Potter, I would say it is a miracle that it ever found Jesus.

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Default Re: I Renounced Magic and Harry Pothead Potter - 04-03-2015, 03:27 AM

The first Christian book burning occurs when Paul's converts at Ephesus burn 50,000 silver pieces' worth of books. (A silver piece was worth about a day's wage.) God has always hated books on witchcraft (curious arts)! So it is written!

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Acts19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.
19:20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.


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I too was once a foul denizen of mythic grimoires and occult grottoes, prancing gaily without testicle support, wielding wands in twilit emerald glades, hoping to conjure Satan to physical manifestation and storm the gates of Heaven itself on a road of Christian bones. I congratulate you for emerging from the tempting influence of Satan's power, despite the fact that his promises in this life at least are very, very real. You will thank yourself in the next world when you look down and see your old friends, charred and burning like so much charcoal, from an ivory mansion in Heaven. Imagine the joy!

Christ makes clear in John 3:18 and elsewhere that he condemns the multitudes who doubt him. We can rest assured that those who don the trappings of the New Age and take up the magic wand will be punished furiously in Hell for all eternity.

Wake up, people. The end is nigh. Praise Him.
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I concur. The OP (Regis) should visit some garage sales in his neighborhood and buy some more sets for cheap and burn those, too. Pics would be good.
That might be stimullating the economy of the Occult. I was at Target once when I saw a Ouija Board in the game section, right next to the toy section, where little kids were. I wanted to buy it so that I could destroy it by burning it with fire and prayers, but I did not want to contribute to the economy of evil, so I hid it in another aisle's top shelf and I placed it facedown. Even if I did destroy it, Satanists and occultists tend to make them from whatever they can use. Some tattoo them on their backs and others simply write them on paper. We need to distract the public's attention and persuade them to avoid the Occult so that it will cease being profitable except on the Satanic black market, which our law enforcement agencies should disband and destroy by going to war with it like our military does to mohammedean terrorists organizations.

We will have to establish secret prisons to torture those who have the information on Occult activities, whom we will exececute to prevent them from escaping or calling on Satan's intervention. We will have to imprison treacherous lawyers and journalists who leak any of the classified information and we will have to treat them as the enemies they sympathize with.


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We will have to establish secret prisons to torture those who have the information on Occult activities, whom we will exececute to prevent them from escaping or calling on Satan's intervention. We will have to imprison treacherous lawyers and journalists who leak any of the classified information and we will have to treat them as the enemies they sympathize with.
Friend, why would we have to do anything of these things when we have the NSA to do it for us?


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Default Re: I Renounced Magic and Harry Pothead Potter - 04-03-2015, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Regis Alexandrus View Post
That might be stimullating the economy of the Occult. I was at Target once when I saw a Ouija Board in the game section, right next to the toy section, where little kids were. I wanted to buy it so that I could destroy it by burning it with fire and prayers, but I did not want to contribute to the economy of evil, so I hid it in another aisle's top shelf and I placed it facedown.
You're mistaking the retail economy and the used economy. Parker Brothers doesn't make any money when you buy a ouija board from a garage sale for 50c to burn. It's a moral and social statement. Even better, buy the magic cards and tear them up right in front of the kid and his mother(s).

What you did in the store is called a consumer protest. You didn't buy the product, but you also made it more difficult for others to buy it, and for the store and company to profit from it.


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