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Default hello - 04-01-2015, 05:20 PM

My name is John. My parents are filthy athiests I had to find my own way to God's heart when I was 13. I go to christs church which is currently being over taken by blacks and am in need of finding a true church/pastor. I'm not much one for technology so I generally stay away from the internet but I came here in hopes to solve some problems I have with my children.
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My name is John. My parents are filthy athiests I had to find my own way to God's heart when I was 13. I go to christs church which is currently being over taken by blacks and am in need of finding a true church/pastor. I'm not much one for technology so I generally stay away from the internet but I came here in hopes to solve some problems I have with my children.

Welcome to you then John. You have come to the right place. We can help. We would like a little more in the way of an introduction. Please tell us more of your walk with Jesus. In the meantime, I would suggest finding a church that advertises itself as Baptist. Not all advertising can be trusted though, so you must ask the Pastor if he adheres to God's Holy Word, as found in the scriptures. Check his Bible. It should say King James Bible on the cover. Get yourself one just like it and plunge ahead. As long as the Pastor doesn't stray from God's Word. Then all is as it should be.

As to the problems with the children: Beat them as required, teach them God's Word and they will grow to be fine Christians.


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Default Re: hello - 04-01-2015, 06:08 PM

Sorry for the lack of detail.

My first pastor really knocked Gods word into me. I don't remember how I found him or if God found him for me. But he was a very strict no nonsense pastor. I didn't know anything about the true king until I met this man and attended his church. He made me realise the stuff my filthy parents failed to Do. He helped end contact with them and be my own man by the time I was 15. Sadly he past away some years back and have yet to find a pastor with such vigor. I Have been following his and gods words my whole life.

Coming from a small farming community in Missouri it's hard to find true Baptist church that takes God's word seriously. Seems like all of them seem to think it's okay to let prepare sin without repercussion.

I do beat my children. But I seem to have come across an odd situation with my son that I simply don't know how to handle. was hoping to post this in the help section.
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He made me realise the stuff my filthy parents failed to Do.
Have you undertaken steps to bring them to Christ?


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Default Re: hello - 04-01-2015, 06:20 PM

Absolutely! I've been reading to them from king james bible since they have been in the womb. And have forced them to read from it once a day since they learned to read. my daughter is 8.And son just turned 13. They are very well behaved and mannored children who love God. Despite their few flaws that I'm trying to correct.
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Default Re: hello - 04-01-2015, 07:01 PM

I'm trying to figure out how to post in the help section. I'm trying to find the rules and regulations but I'm on a mobile Telephone.
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I'm trying to figure out how to post in the help section. I'm trying to find the rules and regulations but I'm on a mobile Telephone.

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Its about my son, I was hoping to be able to post my question/concerns in the help section. Seeing as I dont think this would be the appropriate section to ask for help/ advice.
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...I dont think this would be the appropriate section to ask for help/ advice.
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Does your son have unclean thoughts? I have just spent over a year walking among men and have discovered that witches walk amongst us. Take the rot by the root and deliver us all from the evil that he will bring down on us. Also remember to read Leviticus it's a good book and should show you the way


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Default Re: hello - 04-02-2015, 06:33 AM

Sorry I just didn't know the rules here, and didn't want to cause strife.

This is rather embarrassing as a father and I was even in debate on asking it at all because I don't even know how to deal with this situation.

I'll start from the beginning. Last Saturday I took my kids to a local indoor pool. When it was time to leave I told my 13 year old son to get dressed and to leave his wet pool clothes in a bag. He was being hesitant - So I told him sternly to go get dressed. When he failed to listen to my orders I dragged him into the locker room. Thats when he said there was no stalls. I was shocked at first as to why this would be an issue, until i realized he was embarrassed about something. I thought maybe he had an accident or something. God only wishes that was the case. When I gave him my final warning to change out of his clothes thats when I realized why he was so scared... His [tallywhacker].. *sigh* was incredibly small. Like.. The size of a dime, and that's being generous.. I instantly was furious and grief came over me. I punished him when we got home first with the belt then made him stand in the corner showing his sister and my wife what "he" had to offer. Even tho my wife laughed and thought it was an appropriate punishment she said she thought i may be over thinking it.

All that was going thru my mind was is my "son" a faggot?.. Should I disown "him"? How is my "son" suppose to spread "his" seed to his future godly wife? My assumption is he has done a terrible sin in the past and this is gods way of punishing "him". Have I failed as a teacher of god, and a father? I haven't spoke to my "son" since the incident. And have kept him in his room, aside from school/eating.

Im already punishing my wife for failing to fill me in on this "situation" before hand. Maybe I could have saved "Him".

How should I go about this situation? Do I ignore it? Do I punish him? Whats an appropriate punishment?

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I'll start from the beginning. Last Saturday I took my kids to a local indoor pool. When it was time to leave I told my 13 year old son to get dressed and to leave his wet pool clothes in a bag. He was being hesitant - So I told him sternly to go get dressed. When he failed to listen to my orders I dragged him into the locker room. Thats when he said there was no stalls. I was shocked at first as to why this would be an issue, until i realized he was embarrassed about something. I thought maybe he had an accident or something. God only wishes that was the case. When I gave him my final warning to change out of his clothes thats when I realized why he was so scared... His [tallywhacker].. *sigh* was incredibly small. Like.. The size of a dime, and that's being generous.. I instantly was furious and grief came over me. I punished him when we got home first with the belt then made him stand in the corner showing his sister and my wife what "he" had to offer. Even tho my wife laughed and thought it was an appropriate punishment she said she thought i may be over thinking it.
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You should read an ungodly but well-measured study that appeared some years ago (Bogaert & Hershberger 1999: The Relation between sexual orientation and penile size. Arch. Sex. Behav. 28:213-221). While ungodly scholars are notorious for being unable to interpret data, they can do simple measurements reliably. Bogaert & Hershberger found out that homersexual men have longer and sturdier tallywhackers than heterosexuals.

A small male organ is thus no sign of sodomy, on the contrary, it is the sodomists who have the largest fornicatory appendages.



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Sorry I just didn't know the rules here, and didn't want to cause strife.

This is rather embarrassing as a father and I was even in debate on asking it at all because I don't even know how to deal with this situation.

I'll start from the beginning. Last Saturday I took my kids to a local indoor pool. When it was time to leave I told my 13 year old son to get dressed and to leave his wet pool clothes in a bag. He was being hesitant - So I told him sternly to go get dressed. When he failed to listen to my orders I dragged him into the locker room. Thats when he said there was no stalls. I was shocked at first as to why this would be an issue, until i realized he was embarrassed about something. I thought maybe he had an accident or something. God only wishes that was the case. When I gave him my final warning to change out of his clothes thats when I realized why he was so scared... His [tallywhacker].. *sigh* was incredibly small. Like.. The size of a dime, and that's being generous.. I instantly was furious and grief came over me. I punished him when we got home first with the belt then made him stand in the corner showing his sister and my wife what "he" had to offer. Even tho my wife laughed and thought it was an appropriate punishment she said she thought i may be over thinking it.

All that was going thru my mind was is my "son" a faggot?.. Should I disown "him"? How is my "son" suppose to spread "his" seed to his future godly wife? My assumption is he has done a terrible sin in the past and this is gods way of punishing "him". Have I failed as a teacher of god, and a father? I haven't spoke to my "son" since the incident. And have kept him in his room, aside from school/eating.

Im already punishing my wife for failing to fill me in on this "situation" before hand. Maybe I could have saved "Him".

How should I go about this situation? Do I ignore it? Do I punish him? Whats an appropriate punishment?
Think upon yourself, not your son. Do yo have regular sessions in steamy bathroom stalls?


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Its about my son, I was hoping to be able to post my question/concerns in the help section. Seeing as I dont think this would be the appropriate section to ask for help/ advice.
I have many years of registered experience recorded with clean limbed young youths on the brink of their teenage years registered on the record and would be happy to answer any question you have.

If you have any queries about the ins and outs of young male youths of this age I can provide you with strategies and techniques I have used over the years to counsel young, naive, youthful young youths in matters of Christian comportment, maturation and most important of all confidentiality.

Unfortunately my youtube channel is unavailable as I have been advised that it is not an appropriate medium for these issues and would have been discontinued but I 'm sure this forum would be an excellent venue to discuss your young son's psychotheological troubles.

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Default Re: hello - 04-02-2015, 02:56 PM

So I shouldn't be concerned about is lack of manhood? I dont understand how he will be able to spread his seed to his future wife tho.. That has me most concerned.

Do I still punish him? When, how? Or leave it alone?
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Default Re: hello - 04-02-2015, 02:59 PM

You seem awfully obsessed with your boy's wiener.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: hello - 04-02-2015, 03:02 PM

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You seem awfully obsessed with your boy's wiener.

I concerned for my son, I came here for help on something I thought was a situation. But maybe I was wrong.
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Default Re: hello - 04-02-2015, 03:18 PM

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You seem awfully obsessed with your boy's wiener.

Mary is it possible that GOD gave his son a tiny penis to punish on purpose ?
or maybe his wife is a whore ?

Hosea 2:4King James Version (KJV)

4 And I will not have mercy upon her children; for they be the children of whoredoms.

I am positive you would not allow pedofhile in this forum, being obsessed with his sons penis could be a sign of a grave sin


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Default Re: hello - 04-02-2015, 04:21 PM

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I am positive you would not allow pedofhile pedophilia (or paedophilia/paedophiles) in on this forum, being obsessed with his sons son´s penis could be a sign of a grave sin.
What sin would that be (scripture please)?

Oh, and FIFY


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What sin would that be (scripture please)?

Oh, and FIFY
Leviticus 18:6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the Lord.


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