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Default need help !!!!! - 04-02-2015, 10:09 PM

Being new to Landover, I would never attempt to know the word of God as the elders of this church surely do, I have a question, is Noah burning in a lake of fire ? He had drunken gay sex with his son Ham !

21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Since this drunken homosexual sex occurred prior to Gods written word in Leviticus, where we clearly learn being a faggot is wrong, would Noahs gay sex with his son damn him to hell ?


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Default Broke Back Mountain Star is Dead !!! - 04-03-2015, 12:11 AM

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Default Re: Broke Back Mountain Star is Dead !!! - 04-03-2015, 12:27 AM

I fail to understand why another mudslinger in Hell matters?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Broke Back Mountain Star is Dead !!! - 04-03-2015, 01:08 AM

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he's been dead for years though? don't see why we should be surprised lol.


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Default need help !!!!! - 04-03-2015, 01:15 AM

I have been studying my bible and came across this verse in Genesis, it has me concerned because GOD struck this man down to death because he lay his semen on the ground rather than shoot it into the belly of his brothers wife, could an elder of the Landover church explain this to me so i can better understand ? does this mean masterbation is not in GODS plan ? in Genesis 38:9 and see 10 GOD slew him for this ?

Genesis 38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.


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all souls matter Mr Hutchins, he can be used as an example, so that other young men do not follow the treacherous path of homosexuality, and find themselves in Hell.


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all souls matter...
No, they don't.

The Bible says that there are people that God created knowing they would end up in Hell:

Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?


John 6:44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

There's more, but I think the point has been made.

Now, how about keeping quiet until you've read the whole Bible, and not spout off on things you don't really know?


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Bible Re: need help !!!!! - 04-03-2015, 01:40 AM

Mr. De Morillo,

We appreciate your enthusiasm but there is no need to start a new thread every time you have a question. That is why all your many questions are now combined in a single thread here. In addition, these questions have been mostly answered in our many illuminating existing threads that are available for you. For instance, self-abuse is assessed here.

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Mr. De Morillo,

We appreciate your enthusiasm but there is no need to start a new thread every time you have a question. That is why all your many questions are now combined in a single thread here. In addition, these questions have been mostly answered in our many illuminating existing threads that are available for you. For instance, self-abuse is assessed here.

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Thanks you Mr White, i will be lost in a sea of madness, it is my understanding that a shepherd attends to his flock ? if the Landover Baptist Church just leaves people to interrupt the bible on their own then so be it, i will search the many posts and do my best to understand, i will be like a tree without water and will wither away and die, but with much hope and desire, I will one day be saved and be your equal, hand and hand with our lord Jesus Christ in paradise walking the streets of gold ! praise to our lord, and your right I should look to Jesus words and not to humans as all humans are flawed and fail us at best.


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Default Re: need help !!!!! - 04-03-2015, 02:24 AM

Isaiah 40:11-13
He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.

Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

Who hath directed the Spirit of the Lord, or being his counsellor hath taught him?

are there no true shepherds or leaders to guide us in our struggle for everlasting life with our Holy Trinity ?


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Being new to Landover, I would never attempt to know the word of God as the elders of this church surely do, I have a question, is Noah burning in a lake of fire ? He had drunken gay sex with his son Ham !

21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Since this drunken homosexual sex occurred prior to Gods written word in Leviticus, where we clearly learn being a faggot is wrong, would Noahs gay sex with his son damn him to hell ?
This is not an introduction. Stop wasting God's precious bandwidth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Thanks you Mr White, i will be lost in a sea of madness, it is my understanding that a shepherd attends to his flock ?
You're confused, dear. You're no more a "flock" of Landover Baptist Church than Beyonce is. For all we know, you're a foul mouthed, blasphemous sodomite who purchases all his coffee products at Starbucks. Our allegiance isn't to you dear, it's to Christ Almighty Himself, and He tells us to shun the unbeliever (Leviticus 10:10; 2 Chronicles 15:13; Matthew 8:21-22), no offense. Until the DoF clears you, you understand that we wouldn't be wise as serpents (Matthew 10:16) to trust any Tom, Dick, or Harry who waltzes in here declaring himself to be a bona fide Christian, don't you?

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Since this drunken homosexual sex occurred prior to Gods written word in Leviticus, where we clearly learn being a faggot is wrong, would Noahs gay sex with his son damn him to hell ?
It doesn't matter when the commandment was recorded by Moses who alone was Blessed to see God's Glorious Bum (Exodus 33:22-23), what matters is whether or not Noah's sins were conveniently blotted out from God's Omniscient Awareness (Isaiah 43:25). We know that no human is impervious to sin (Romans 5:12), and we know the wages of sin is death, and we know the only means by which one can escape this punishment is through faith in Christ Jesus (Romans 6:23). So the question you should be asking is, "Did Noah have faith in Jesus? Did he believe the story of Jesus miraculous birth, temporary death, and miraculous resurrection (Romans 10:9)?" The fact is, if a person never hears of Jesus during their life, they will go to Hell.

I hope that helps.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Mary that was Christian Lyrics from Chestertons Hymn !
Miguel, I know you are part Injun and so this may come as a surprise to you, but animal sacrifice is not Christian. It is Jewish.


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