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Bible love to all - 05-28-2015, 04:54 AM

Hello brothers. This is a truly momentous moment in my life since I have found this website of love and truth .

I am an objective minister and a deeply religious person. I have my own church in which I educate people the objective truth and my favorite bible verse is Genesis 1:1 since it's the beginning of the objective truth.

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Hello brothers. This is a truly momentous moment in my life since I have found this website of love and truth .

I am an objective minister and a deeply religious person. I have my own church in which I educate people the objective truth and my favorite bible verse is Genesis 1:1 since it's the beginning of the objective truth.

praise be to lord christ Jesus
Hello to you too, Mr. Minister,

You do show some promise, you have apparently accepted Jesus but I am still in obscurity regarding your Faith. You know, we also teach the objective Truth™ that can, fortunately, be found in the KJV Bible!



What is this "own Church" of course regarding doctrine (Creation, Trinity, Salvation, Revelation & Incarnation, anthropology, eschatology, ecclesiology, Sacraments)? These things distinguish True Faith™ from false Christians. Hence, they are of utmost importance. Hoping to discuss all this further with you!

Acts 13:32
And we declare unto you glad tidings, how that the promise which was made unto the fathers.


Yours in Christ,


Elmer


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Default Re: love to all - 05-28-2015, 05:40 AM

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Hello to you too, Mr. Minister,
What is this "own Church" of course regarding doctrine (Creation, Trinity, Salvation, Revelation & Incarnation, anthropology, eschatology, ecclesiology, Sacraments)?
I understand why you would want to know these things about my own church. First, some clarifications. I live in a particularly atheistic region of the Godly United States (Seattle) so it is hard for people to find churches to see the objective truth of Jesus. All the churches here are washed over with liberal anti-Jesus propaganda and are undoubtedly pagan. As far as my church:

Creation: The Lord created us in six days, around six thousand years ago. This is an Objective Fact that many churches decline to admit.

Trinity: The Ulimate and Divine God, His Holy Son and Most High Christ Jesus, and the Venerable and Omnipresent Holy Spirit of God.

Salvation: The one and only Salvation of our soul is through Christ Jesus and by accepting his most Holy Name as your Savior. Some churches like the Catlick church say you can go to Heaven based on good deeds, but this is a pagan-supporting lie invented so Mary worshippers have an excuse to love their idol.

Revelation: The most Holy Revelation of God is in the KJV. Previous versions were written in the atheistic and pagan languages of Greek and Latin, and since God's favorite language is English, the KJV can be the only accurate one.

Incarnation: God is incarnate in the Risen Flesh of Christ Jesus, not blasphemers like Mudhammed like some other people believe .

Anthropology: Humans are made in the most divine image of our Lord and are therefore unable to evolve or have evolved, since this is the most perfect form of life. This is another Objective Fact that other churches in the area deny.

Eschatology: Christ Jesus will return to wipe all the devil lovers and pagans off of the face of the Earth, sending them to burn forever where they belong.

Ecclesiology: We have no structure except the hourly meetings to read chapters of the Holy KJV Bible. We also have no seperate pagan dogma except from the Bible (looking at you catlicks).

Sacraments: Only obligatory ones are marriage and to follow Christ Jesus.



I hope this has cleared up any confusion,

Amen to you!


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Jesus Re: love to all - 05-28-2015, 05:49 AM

Thank you for you detailed answer. Obviously, regarding anthropology I'd like to add the Fall and the resulting transmission of sin from generation to generation (and make a difference between ordinances and sacraments). Are you expecting to partake in the Rapture soon? I can't wait! You could be on your path to meeting us in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4;17) thus avoiding the Tribulations that we can admire from high above.



What do you think are the most pressing hazards our world is facing now? Obviously apostasy is very widespread but I'm thinking about the reasons behind the vile abandonment of Truth™ for false cotton candy religions.

Romans 11:20
Well; because of unbelief they were broken off, and thou standest by faith. Be not highminded, but fear:


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: love to all - 05-28-2015, 06:00 AM

I think that we as Christians can link several things that seem benign at first, but lead to abandonment of the one objective truth.

1. Vegetarianism/Veganism
Obviously this is flawed at the start because since humans are God's Chosen Beings we get to eat whatever we want (unless God says no). But what lots of Christians gloss over is that Vegetarianism is actually a pathway leading to nature worship, or Witchcraft. From this we can conclude that it is of the devil and specifically designed to carry well meaning Christians into a life of sin.

2. Guns
Now don't get me wrong, guns are awesome and as True Americans we are free and ordained by Christ to enjoy them. But as we have seen in the past year, many Americans have been lured to groups like ISIS. They use guns in their videos to trick Christians into thinking they are Godly when in fact this is completely not the case! Christians need to stop being fooled by these false and horrible people.

These are in my opinion two of the most important things leading Christians away from the faith. Of course, there are other things in my state that contribute to apostasy as well, such as Nirvana, marijuana legalization, and the ban on automatic weapons - but those are less damaging.


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I think that we as Christians can link several things that seem benign at first, but lead to abandonment of the one objective truth.

1. Vegetarianism/Veganism
Obviously this is flawed at the start because since humans are God's Chosen Beings we get to eat whatever we want (unless God says no). But what lots of Christians gloss over is that Vegetarianism is actually a pathway leading to nature worship, or Witchcraft. From this we can conclude that it is of the devil and specifically designed to carry well meaning Christians into a life of sin.

2. Guns
Now don't get me wrong, guns are awesome and as True Americans we are free and ordained by Christ to enjoy them. But as we have seen in the past year, many Americans have been lured to groups like ISIS. They use guns in their videos to trick Christians into thinking they are Godly when in fact this is completely not the case! Christians need to stop being fooled by these false and horrible people.

These are in my opinion two of the most important things leading Christians away from the faith. Of course, there are other things in my state that contribute to apostasy as well, such as Nirvana, marijuana legalization, and the ban on automatic weapons - but those are less damaging.
I must admit that I love my Winchester 1897 but I'm afraid I must partly disagree with you regarding the most crucial issues in the world:
  • Sodomy (Leviticus 18:22)
  • Feminism (1 Corinthians 11:3)
  • Birth control (Genesis 1:28)
Of course, there is very little time left for the sinners to repent but every soul gained to Jesus is a magnificent victory.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: love to all - 05-28-2015, 07:15 PM

In as much as we are living in the End Times and approaching the Final Battle, I would say that the most pressing issue confronting Christians is the need to bring souls to Jesus before it's too late. This is not just part of our injunction to spread the good news of Jesus; it is also for purposes of recruiting soldiers for Jesus. Soon, we will come to grips with our arch foeman, the Devil, and we will need strong forces to overcome him. It is true that the devilish conspirators in the God forsaken Federal Government have begun to try to disarm us, but those arms are useless without the soldiers to bear them. We must redouble our efforts at witnessing, that we may attract others who don't want to burn in Hell.

That is the most pressing issue confronting America today, IMO. Also, I don't much care for toll roads.


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Default Re: love to all - 05-28-2015, 09:23 PM

Mr Minister, welcome
I think you show a lot of potential to be Saved®. A few rough corners here and there which need refining, but otherwise, you seem like a good man.


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Default Re: love to all - 05-28-2015, 10:01 PM

Welcome friend! How many sons have emanated from your Man Seed©?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Thank you all for the kind words. I currently have four fine little ministers running around my Godly home.


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