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01-27-2011, 07:17 PM
We True Christians™ have long prayed for the day when America will return to God's Law, including one of its most important provisions, Leviticus 20:13. While things are looking pretty grim right now under the Kenyan usurper's reign of terror, American Christians have influenced the clean and articulate Negroes of Uganda, who are truly a credit to their race, to take a giant step toward this blessed goal.
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Ugandan Gay Rights Activist Is Beaten to Death
NAIROBI, Kenya - David Kato knew he was a marked man.
As the most outspoken gay rights advocate in Uganda, a country where homophobia is so widespread that Parliament is considering a bill to execute gay people, he had received a stream of death threats, his friends said. A few months ago, a Ugandan newspaper ran an anti-gay diatribe with Mr. Kato’s picture on the front page under a banner urging, “Hang Them.”
On Wednesday afternoon, Mr. Kato was beaten to death with a hammer in his rough and tumble neighborhood. Police officials were quick to chalk up the motive to robbery, but the small and increasingly besieged gay community in Uganda suspects otherwise.
“David’s death is a result of the hatred planted in Uganda by U.S Evangelicals in 2009,” said Val Kalende, the chairperson of one of Uganda’s gay rights groups, in a statement. “The Ugandan Government and the so-called U.S Evangelicals must take responsibility for David’s blood.”
Mrs. Kalende was referring to visits in March 2009 by a group of American evangelicals, who held rallies and workshops in Uganda discussing how to make gay people straight, how gay men sodomized teenage boys and how “the gay movement is an evil institution” intended to “defeat the marriage-based society.”
The Americans involved said they had no intention of stoking a violent reaction. But the anti-gay bill came shortly thereafter. Some of the Ugandan politicians and preachers who wrote it had attended those sessions and said that they had discussed the legislation with the Americans.
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These American evangelicals have truly shown their Christian love for the dark continent by helping Uganda take a giant step closer to Godliness.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-27-2011, 07:29 PM
Amen! Truly these are noble savages. It's wonderful that we godly white men bore our burden so well teaching those negrodials good Christian morals and virtues.
It's just such a shame that we don't follow our own ideals anymore.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-27-2011, 08:27 PM
Interesting. After that information i decide to spend the next holidays in Uganda.I do hope i have the chance to shoot some lions there, like Micheal Douglas in "The Ghost and the Darkness!"
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-27-2011, 08:52 PM
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After that information i decide to spend the next holidays in Uganda.
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I may even change my retirement plans. I bought retirement property in Iraq while President Bush was nation-building there, but now that the Obamanation has messed everything up, I may well sell it and buy retirement property in Uganda instead.
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01-27-2011, 10:19 PM
God bless those darkies. They have their hearts in the right place but they missed an important point: the gays should be stoned. Bludgeoning is very close but God is very picky and prefers stoning. This is why the whiter races must always bear the burden of watching over the simpler races. They'll get it 100% right next time!
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-27-2011, 11:23 PM
Being bludgeoned to death by Neegrows is the sort of dark fate one can only expect after leading a life of anal sex. You saw what happened to the homer victims of Jeffrey Dahmer! If they dodge the AIDS God will still get them with one of His avenging messengers.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 12:30 AM
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God bless those darkies. They have their hearts in the right place but they missed an important point: the gays should be stoned. Bludgeoning is very close but God is very picky and prefers stoning. This is why the whiter races must always bear the burden of watching over the simpler races. They'll get it 100% right next time!
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Good point, Brother. Still, since God is love (1 John 4:8), I'm sure that He will forgive the hammer-wielding Negro for not quite getting it right.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 04:26 AM
I don't even understand why this story made the news in America. Another queer jigaboo gets sent to hell by Jesus. So what? Happens every day.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 05:06 AM
I just hope that the faggot-worshiping libertards don't put a stop to it. They just love the homo-Darwin agenda with a deranged passion.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 05:32 AM
Brothers, you've missed the most important part of that JYT story.
Sure, that homo got bludgeoned to death with a hammer, but that doesn't compare to what's happening to the persecuted Christians who visited Uganda in 2009!
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On Thursday, Don Schmierer, one of the American evangelicals who visited Uganda in 2009, said Mr. Kato’s death was “horrible.”
“Naturally, I don’t want anyone killed, but I don’t feel I had anything to do with that,” said Mr. Schmierer, who added that in Uganda he had focused on parenting skills. He also said that he had been a target of threats himself, recently receiving more than 600 messages of hate mail related to his visit.
“I spoke to help people,” he said, “and I’m getting bludgeoned from one end to the other.”
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See? He's been bludgeoned with vicious emails from people who don't think homosexuality should be punishable by death, as God commands! It's like SIX HUNDRED hammers to the head instead of just one, yet these Ugandan pansies are weeping and wailing as though they have suffered as much as Schmierer!
He should report all those hate criminals and have them arrested!
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 05:39 AM
If anything, he was spared a slow death from the AIDS that he more than likely had. I only hope and pray that the Godly man responsible for this wore some kind of protection as not to get infected gay AIDS blood on himself.
Perhaps the U.S. should send disposable plastic suits to Uganda instead of food in order to curb the spread of the gay disease.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 05:50 AM
One can only assume that as stoning has been out of use for so long the Nigras were somewhat out of practice and decided to make sure of the job by using closer range instruments. Maybe next time round when legislation is passed a plentiful supply of quality stoning material can be made good use of.
Maybe some Baseball pitchers could be seconded over there to show them the correct method for getting their aim in perhaps?
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 01:36 PM
It's the "Pro-active for God" that I applaud. Surely doing something more than sitting on the sidelines complaining is what the Lord wants.
Even the Ugandan media are helping queers to see the error of their ways and straighten their lives out by "Naming, Shaming and making them think" You would think that Fox News would do the same thing... I must write suggesting that.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 01:58 PM
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If anything, he was spared a slow death from the AIDS that he more than likely had. I only hope and pray that the Godly man responsible for this wore some kind of protection as not to get infected gay AIDS blood on himself.
Perhaps the U.S. should send disposable plastic suits to Uganda instead of food in order to curb the spread of the gay disease.
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It is not a sin to kill a queer according to God's Law. Leviticus 20:13 clearly says that the blood shall be upon sinners. Therefore, AIDS cannot infect the man doing the stoning/bludgeoning/shooting/etc... This is why I cannot picture my life without the Holy Scriptures. It has answers for everything and takes the "thinking" out of the equation. You don't "think" about God, you worship Him. Praise Jesus.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 03:56 PM
I might suggest in future, that the Holy Ugandans beat/stone their homos partially,then interrogate them for the names and addresses of other ilk and slime they associate with, perhaps with the (false) promise of a cessation of the punishment. Then once the information has been garnered, the execution can be finished.
This modification to the basic stoning process should be within the intellectual ken of the Ugandans, and will allow them to completely de-homofy their promising nation quickly.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 04:57 PM
The Kenyan usurper, Hitlery Klingon, and the Whiskeypalian institution are lining up to kiss the jackboots of the gaystapo, but at least the Ugandan clerics aren't caving in to the sodomite agenda of special privileges.
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Episcopalians condemn murder of Ugandan gay rights activist David Kato
[Episcopal News Service] The brutal murder of Ugandan gay rights activist David Kato has left much of the world in shock and caused outrage among Episcopalians who have repeatedly called for the church and society to step up the campaign to combat homophobia throughout the world.
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President Barack Obama on Jan. 27 said he is "deeply saddened" to learn of the murder.
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Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a Jan. 27 statement that everywhere she travels on behalf of the United States she makes a point of meeting "with young people and activists -- people like David -- who are trying to build a better, stronger future for their societies. I let them know that America stands with them, and that their ideas and commitment are indispensible to achieving the progress we all seek."
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Archbishop Henry Orombi of the Anglican Church of Uganda is among seven primates who have boycotted the meeting because of the presence of Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori and recent developments concerning human sexuality issues in the Episcopal Church. Orombi has previously declined to condemn violence against homosexuals.
The Anglican Church of Uganda has said it believes that "homosexual practice has no place in God's design of creation, the continuation of the human race through procreation, or His plan of redemption."
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 05:28 PM
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The Kenyan usurper, Hitlery Klingon, and the Whiskeypalian institution are lining up to kiss the jackboots of the gaystapo,
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Have Republicans said anything? (I think I know the answer.)
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What special privilege? Not being bludgeoned to death with a hammer? I feel the Christian love.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 06:23 PM
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It is not a sin to kill a queer according to God's Law. Leviticus 20:13 clearly says that the blood shall be upon sinners. Therefore, AIDS cannot infect the man doing the stoning/bludgeoning/shooting/etc... This is why I cannot picture my life without the Holy Scriptures. It has answers for everything and takes the "thinking" out of the equation. You don't "think" about God, you worship Him. Praise Jesus.
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Very well said. But how am I to know whether or not satan could have caused the unlean homer blood to splash upon a man who was doing God's Holy work?
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-28-2011, 06:44 PM
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Have Republicans said anything? (I think I know the answer.)
What special privilege? Not being bludgeoned to death with a hammer? I feel the Christian love.
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Why don't we Christian apostate our deeply held religious beliefs just to keep you happy. It is not our fault that your sins force Our Loving Savior Jesus to order your death. We don't want to kill you! Stop persecuting us by being gay!
Why don't you show some respect for our beliefs too?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory! -
01-29-2011, 04:35 AM
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Very well said. But how am I to know whether or not satan could have caused the unlean homer blood to splash upon a man who was doing God's Holy work?
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Fair question, however, your trust in God should be greater.
Let's take a comparative look to the Inquisitions or the witch-hunts. When the Holy men were busy bringing an extinction to the wicked, it is fair to assume that some blood might have splashed upon them. Did they thereafter, turn into witches themselves? The answer is no. God was with them.
When stoning or bludgeoning a queer, God guides your hand.
The blood of the wicked is upon them. Including their diseases and their queerness.
Praise Jesus.
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