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Default The seal meat cometh - 10-27-2010, 11:08 PM

The seal meat cometh
And feedeth the house
That they hath loveth
In such joyous grouse
We are fed and full
Suppt on eye and brain
That in winter lull
'Ppeases the snowy drain.

Jesus shine on us
Jesus shine on us
Jesus - oh Jesus- shine on us

The whale meat cometh
And feedeth the village
That they have loveth
In our joyous pillage
Of natures giftings
That our Lord provide
That our plenty griftings
Shall honour you when you died

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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-27-2010, 11:12 PM

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The seal meat cometh
And feedeth the house
That they hath loveth
In such joyous grouse
We are fed and full
Suppt on eye and brain
That in winter lull
'Ppeases the snowy drain.

Jesus shine on us
Jesus shine on us
Jesus - oh Jesus- shine on us

The whale meat cometh
And feedeth the village
That they have loveth
In our joyous pillage
Of natures giftings
That our Lord provide
That our plenty griftings
Shall honour you when you died

Jesus shine on us
Jesus shine on us
Jesus - oh Jesus- shine on us
Are you an eskimo?


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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-27-2010, 11:13 PM

I assure you, we cook our meat!
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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-27-2010, 11:27 PM

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Are you an eskimo?
With a name like that and the fact it wrote a poem to seal meat; I'm guessing you are correct.

So Yt Pst. Fox Iqalquuq (or can we call you blubber boy for short) have you come here to find Salvation?
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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-27-2010, 11:30 PM

I have come to seek salvation and to find ways to save the fellow Inuit population. If that means we have to use imagery in our hymns, then so be it.
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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-27-2010, 11:59 PM

I will try some seal meat, Sam I Am.


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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-28-2010, 01:23 AM

So there is a lot of animist 'religion' there EH? Do your snow-injuns worship moose poop and tree bark and such and have one hundred and sixty-three names for snow?


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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-28-2010, 02:33 AM

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I have come to seek salvation and to find ways to save the fellow Inuit population. If that means we have to use imagery in our hymns, then so be it.
You have me confused. I thought the Inuit people were Jewish.


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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-28-2010, 04:42 AM

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OMG, are you Mormon?????????
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Default Re: The seal meat cometh - 10-28-2010, 05:03 AM

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So there is a lot of animist 'religion' there EH? Do your snow-injuns worship moose poop and tree bark and such and have one hundred and sixty-three names for snow?
Caribou poop to be exact. They take the frozen poop and, horrors be horrors, they craft them into Idols. They are called Inookshooks and the government has decided that they will be a symbol of the whole nation! We have lobbied against this but the local MP has not received our letters. If only Canada Post came to this city.
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