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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-27-2017, 11:31 PM
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there is also blatant homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
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I am just appalled at how stupid this is. I have no words.
Okay, first of all, you spelled blatant wrong, second of all, the heavy (The character who says 'I love this doctor' only loves his gun, Sasha. That is probably a bad thing in your christian eyes, but it does follow the lore. The reason that he loves his gun is to fit a russian stereotype, that russians love guns. Another way you messed up is ignoring the fact that the heavy (again, the two quotes come from him) says these things because he has the most health in the game when he is healed. For Medics (The doctor) this makes him the ideal target for him to heal.
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04-27-2017, 11:40 PM
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It seems obvious to me that all the characters in Team Fortress are gay which would explain their sassy attitude and need to fight over a piece of "intelligence" which is obviously a briefcase filled with the newest issues of Cosmo magazine.
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You might be an obvious troll, but I would like to point that you've probably never played this game, or know any lore. The reason that Team Fortress 2 exists in lore, is because two brother had an argument. They hired mercenaries to kill each other, which are all of the nine classes (who aren't gay). The fight is over Australium, a fake metal with powerful properties. The intelligence allows them to be one step closer to getting the other brother's Australium. This battle is in an infinite stalemate.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-28-2017, 12:42 AM
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checkmate, Baseballmom67
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One cannot simply declare checkmate without adhering to the conventions of the game, dear. If you wish to support your claims, if you wish to be taken seriously, you'll have to do more than yell "IS NOT" at a group of friendly, mellow church folk.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-29-2017, 05:56 PM
Reading back over the posts of the past few days, I am astounded by the level of entitlement displayed by the gamer community.
Last week, I had the privilege of conversing with someone who actually served this country in combat. He was a Navy Seal and had the shrapnel scars to prove it.
His opinions on warfare based video games and the young people devoted to them was interesting, to say the least.
Not being a True Christian™ he is concerned about the possibility of a WWIII instead of rejoicing over the fulfillment of Biblical prophecy. The words, "cannon fodder" entered the conversation when we discussed what will happen to all the keyboard warriors who think that their games have prepared them for the experience of real combat--"It doesn't" were the young man's exact words.
He also debunked the comforting notion that many gamers may have that their computer savviness will land them cushy positions at HQ far from the actual fighting. The level of formal education and skill required to be assigned to such strategically important positions was very surprising. The Seal that I spoke with has a technical degree and he still ended up in the field in Afghanistan where he saw his translator take the brunt of an explosive device that nearly blew off his head.
To all the rabid, doughy gamers out there--you need to get right with the Truth™ because there is no respawn option in real combat. As the former Seal put it, "Out there you just die."
The Lord disapproves of divination (Ezekiel 12:24) so I won't pretend to know the future to any specific degree, but your entire cohort of basement dwellers may go the way of the generation of young men whose lives were thrown away in WWI.
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For there shall be no more any vain vision nor flattering divination within the house of Israel.
Your game play and knowledge of game lore will be of no help. And the memory of the amount of time you devoted to it will mock you as you bleed out on some foreign battlefield.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-30-2017, 08:58 AM
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I am just appalled at how stupid this is. I have no words.
Okay, first of all, you spelled blatant wrong, second of all, the heavy (The character who says 'I love this doctor' only loves his gun, Sasha. That is probably a bad thing in your christian eyes, but it does follow the lore. The reason that he loves his gun is to fit a russian stereotype, that russians love guns. Another way you messed up is ignoring the fact that the heavy (again, the two quotes come from him) says these things because he has the most health in the game when he is healed. For Medics (The doctor) this makes him the ideal target for him to heal.
checkmate, Baseballmom67
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Dear Child,
Much as I dislike conflict of any type I must give you the information that blatant is correctly spelt.
Now trundle off back to school and learn how to spell.
YIC
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 02:51 AM
Hello my friend! I would like to convey my argument that a 15 year old boy would be able to enjoy the wonders of the game Team Fortress 2. First of all, the Heavy Weapons Guy character says "I love this doctor!" And "Get behind me, doctor!" Because first: He appreciates the medic helping him, and Second: He doesn't want the medic to be damaged in battle, so he wants the medic to stay behind, as he has 500-750 health (Overheal). Also, what the soldier means is that he doesn't want to allow his enemies to take the objectives, which mean the "World" to him. You are a plainly horrible mother and you should apologize to your son this instant and allow him to see his friends. If he gets too upset with you, he'll get into many more fights. Please, listen to my advice, my friend.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 03:11 AM
From the sad and disturbing archives of last 5-6 pages of this swarm of illiterate or just lazy (Proverbs 6:6) gamers who think that they are most original:
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One good example is the Heavy exclaiming, "I live [sic! Editor's note] you Doctor!" and "Get behind me doctor!". These are not homosexual lines, because this is the way the Heavy expresses his gratitude to the Medic, who heals him.
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heavy says he "loves" the doctor to say he really like the doctor, and "get behind me doctor" means for the medic to get behind him to heal him so the medic doesn't get hurt.
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Of course they say it... what would you do if you happen to be in a war and you are a killer (yes its a war game get over it killing is the main point in it...) and you have a machine gun and for some reason you got shot in your back so you need a doctor healing you and you need to fight to save you too and to save your doctor...
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IAnother way you messed up is ignoring the fact that the heavy (again, the two quotes come from him) says these things because he has the most health in the game when he is healed. For Medics (The doctor) this makes him the ideal target for him to heal.
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First of all, the Heavy Weapons Guy character says "I love this doctor!" And "Get behind me, doctor!" Because first: He appreciates the medic helping him, and Second: He doesn't want the medic to be damaged in battle, so he wants the medic to stay behind, as he has 500-750 health
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What I find the most appalling is not the incapability of these people to do the research and to see if their petty concern have been rectified but that they all fall victims to this same conspiracy: Apparently "innocent" words of "love" that have "nothing" to do with sodomy.
-> [ perhaps they'll understand these emoticonic pictures? Editor's note]
This is exactly the way how innocent youths are drawn into unnatural fornication. Seduction, subtle hits, eventually, mind-blowing rectal intercourse and the Way to Heaven suddenly becomes more and more unlikely and tortuous (Matthew 7:14). If games like this did not promote this furnace-seeking behavior, why would we see 80% of U.S. adults cruising the Interwebs for sodomite companions and 43% actually admitting their sodomite status as evidenced by the graph below!?
The path is a hard one but we must persist. First, these gamers will have to be taught to read more than two sentences in a row. Then, they will have to be taught to read the Bible even if it means only 10-20 Chapters/night. Then they'll know.
Luke 24:32
And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scriptures?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 04:05 PM
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thats what you mean really
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 04:22 PM
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thats what you mean really
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Your message is somewhat terse and uninformative. It is difficult to understand what you are trying to say. Would it be possible to attempt to give us your thoughts again, using complete sentences and leaving nothing to the imagination? We are not mind readers here. Thank you.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 05:22 PM
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thats what you mean really
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 05:42 PM
boi I swear to god, psyche god is fake, tf2 is made by satan and worshipped by all sand people <3
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 06:24 PM
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boi I swear to god, psyche god is fake, tf2 is made by satan and worshipped by all sand people <3
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Good Lord, is this an example of the Ass Burger? No wonder God hates them so much.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 08:18 PM
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Why don't you people actually read the Bible (KJV1611) before you start saying what Christians think
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not all christians read the KJV 1611 that doesn't mean their not christian
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 09:38 PM
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not all christians read the KJV 1611 that doesn't mean their not christian
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And that is when you are wrong. How the word of God could have more than one version? He is Allmighty, meaning He does not need to re write some sentences because He forgot something.
What Bible do you read?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 10:16 PM
I don't know why you think this, but I can assure you, I DID NOT create this game. I might be at fault for Grand Theft Auto and Postal 2, but not this. Careful who you accuse. Ignorant Christians. 3
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-01-2017, 10:19 PM
Wow Satan, is it really you? There have been SO MANY impostors over the years! Just wait right here until I run and tell the Pastors! They'll be so surprised!
Imagine, Satan on our very own forum!
What are the chances?!?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-02-2017, 12:47 AM
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I don't know why you think this, but I can assure you, I DID NOT create this game. I might be at fault for Grand Theft Auto and Postal 2, but not this. Careful who you accuse. Ignorant Christians. 3
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Of course you didn't create it. We already knew it.
In order to create a computer game one has to be smart, and a smart person would not come up with such a dumb nickname.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-03-2017, 11:15 AM
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Of course you didn't create it. We already knew it.
In order to create a computer game one has to be smart, and a smart person would not come up with such a dumb nickname.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-04-2017, 05:30 AM
Did you even research on Team Fortress 2 before you posted this? I play Team Fortress 2 myself! The community is always fun. That is the point of video games right? Valve spent 9 years of development on this game! Now there is a competitor fo Tf2, which is Overwatch. Think before you post. While thinking, question yourself if you are even a decent Christian or not. Compare yourself to the Philippines. The Filipinos are more close to God than you. You people don't even deserve to be called Christians. An 8-year-old would be smarter than you (In a religious way). Your son plays TF2 with his friends because it is fun! This thrsad should be titled: "DO NOT LET IMPROPER CHRISTIANS CALL OTHER PEOPLE SATANIC". You are an idiot if you think TF2 is demonic, homosexual, etc.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-04-2017, 06:10 AM
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The Filipinos are more close to God than you.
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If that's true, then why tsunamis and earthquakes?
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You people don't even deserve to be called Christians.
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An 8-year-old would be smarter than you (In a religious way).
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Why are you so prideful, friend? On one hand you say you are a better Christian just by your country of birth. And that we don't deserve to be called Christians.
And that we are stupid and ignorant.
That's exactly something we would say to someone!
Are you sure you aren't our long lost brother from Asia? Could you be our apostle to the Philippines? Welcome, friend!
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