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  • Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

    Brothers and Sisters, Landover Baptist Church is known for it's foresight and dedication to what's best for God's Chosen Country® in the long term. That's why we need to PRAY-- and PRAY HARD-- that Godly John McCain and Sarah Palin win the election this fall. With John McCain and Sarah Palin setting policy for America, we can begin the sorely needed Forced Breeding Program® to create millions of Christian Soldiers to sweep across the map. Every American woman between the ages of 16-40 will be required to give birth to at least one child per year.

    This is the ONLY way America can compete with the Godless, slant-eyed Communist Chinee and make the world safe for Orlando-based corporate theme franchise restaurants like Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and Bahama Breeze. In short, we have two choices: Either institute a Manditory Forced Breeding Program and force women to pop out Christian Soldiers mass production style, or wither and die as a free nation. And you don't want America to wither and die, do you?




    Bill Darden
    1918 - 1994
    Founder of Darden Restaurants
    and Red Lobster

    GLORY!!

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    Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Brothers and Sisters, Landover Baptist Church is known for it's foresight and dedication to what's best for God's Chosen Country® in the long term. That's why we need to PRAY-- and PRAY HARD-- that Godly John McCain and Sarah Palin win the election this fall. With John McCain and Sarah Palin setting policy for America, we can begin the sorely needed Forced Breeding Program® to create millions of Christian Soldiers to sweep across the map. Every American woman between the ages of 16-40 will be required to give birth to at least one child per year.

    The very idea of being FORCED to breed makes me SO glad I'm menopausal.

    This is the ONLY way America can compete with the Godless, slant-eyed Communist Chinee and make the world safe for Orlando-based corporate theme franchise restaurants like Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and Bahama Breeze. In short, we have two choices: Either institute a Manditory Forced Breeding Program and force women to pop out Christian Soldiers mass production style, or wither and die as a free nation. And you don't want America to wither and die, do you?

    Even if people have more babies, that doesn't mean that they will raise them as Christians.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

      Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
      Even if people have more babies, that doesn't mean that they will raise them as Christians.
      The McCain/Palin administration will fix that.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        The McCain/Palin administration will fix that.

        You can't force people to believe in your religion.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

          Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
          You can't force people to believe in your religion.
          Not at the moment, but wait for the McCain / Palin landslide and the Paliban. Landover is confident that the Constitution can, and will be, amended.
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            Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

            Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
            You can't force people to believe in your religion.
            Come back and tell me that again once God's Own Party has completed its task of replacing the heathenish U.S. Constitution with Biblical law.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              Come back and tell me that again once God's Own Party has completed its task of replacing the heathenish U.S. Constitution with Biblical law.

              Well this is a free country and religion views should be kept out of politics. They cannot do that since there is a thing called freedom of religion and that means ANY religion. I will make sure to get people to vote for Obama. If worse comes to worse then they will have a huge fight on their hands when it comes to taking away freedom of religion.

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                Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                Originally posted by Stinky View Post
                Well this is a free country and religion views should be kept out of politics. They cannot do that since there is a thing called freedom of religion and that means ANY religion.
                For now. Please see the responses above (including the one that you quoted ).

                I will make sure to get people to vote for Obama. If worse comes to worse then they will have a huge fight on their hands when it comes to taking away freedom of religion.
                Remember 2000? The only vote that matters is Our Lord's.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                  Originally posted by Stinky View Post
                  Well this is a free country and religion views should be kept out of politics. They cannot do that since there is a thing called freedom of religion and that means ANY religion. I will make sure to get people to vote for Obama. If worse comes to worse then they will have a huge fight on their hands when it comes to taking away freedom of religion.
                  There is currently freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion.

                  However, we True Christians™ will work hand-in-hand with John McCain and Sarah Palin to amend the Constitution to promote God's Law!

                  Yes, Stinky, the Constitution can be amended. And it will!



                  Brother Bathfire -- Paliban?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    There is currently freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion.

                    However, we True Christians™ will work hand-in-hand with John McCain and Sarah Palin to amend the Constitution to promote God's Law!

                    Yes, Stinky, the Constitution can be amended. And it will!



                    Brother Bathfire -- Paliban?

                    I will make sure they have a good fight on their hands so that it does not get changed! They will not win and force religion on other people. VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Brother Bathfire -- Paliban?
                      You'll have to have patience for the full story! (See the first Special Program - I can hardly wait!)
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Not at the moment, but wait for the McCain / Palin landslide and the Paliban. Landover is confident that the Constitution can, and will be, amended.

                        Even if you succeeded in outlawing the PRACTICE of other religions, you still would not be able to force people to BELIEVE yours.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                          Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
                          Even if you succeeded in outlawing the PRACTICE of other religions, you still would not be able to force people to BELIEVE yours.
                          If they don't believe it, then we'll stone them to death. See how the LORD has it all worked out?
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                            Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                            If they don't believe it, then we'll stone them to death. See how the LORD has it all worked out?
                            Amen! When we pass that law, we'll all be as happy as the people of Judah when they passed a similar law:

                            II Chronicles 15:12-15
                            12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
                            13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                            14 And they sware unto the LORD with a loud voice, and with shouting, and with trumpets, and with cornets.
                            15 And all Judah rejoiced at the oath: for they had sworn with all their heart, and sought him with their whole desire; and he was found of them: and the LORD gave them rest round about.

                            What a glorious day that will be! Everyone joyfully agreeing to seek the LORD with all their hearts and souls, and anyone who doesn't gets put to death! I can't wait!

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                              Re: Pray for America's Forced Breeding Program

                              Originally posted by Stinky View Post
                              I will make sure they have a good fight on their hands so that it does not get changed! They will not win and force religion on other people. VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!
                              Now, now, Stinky. Let's not forget that the US of A was founded on Christian principles and that the 1st Amendment to the Constitution was not intended for anything else other than keep the Church of England our of our hair and to permit us to believe in Jesus Christ without having to get buggered by an Episcopalian in order to do so.

                              There is nothing in the Constitution that requires us to suffer the existence of athiests or, God forbid, Mooslims or Joos.

                              Beginning around 2010 or so, the Sarah P. administration will take care of you but good.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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