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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-28-2009, 03:58 AM
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes it.
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02-28-2009, 04:20 AM
Ah Alley, if you ever decided to become save, how would you feel about becoming my wife? I promise to give you everything your heart desires in return for three square meals a day.
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02-28-2009, 05:00 AM
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Ah Alie, if you ever decided to become saved, how would you feel about becoming my wife? I promise to give you everything your heart desires in return for three square meals a day.
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That's a pretty good offer... Is that really you in your avatar? What if I don't want to be Saved?
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02-28-2009, 05:05 AM
Yep, it's me.
And sorry Allie, the Bible is clear we aren't to marry heathen women. Normally I wouldn't even extend an offer to one, but I find you so...irresistible.
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02-28-2009, 05:27 AM
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Yep, it's me. Hmm, suddenly this offer doesn't so look so bad (neither do you ).
And sorry A lie, the Bible is clear we aren't to marry heathen women. *Sighs* Yes, that is an issue. I believe I've been down this road, and nearly down the aisle, before. It's always that darned religion thing. Normally I wouldn't even extend an offer to one, but I find you so...irresistible.
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*Blushes and giggles girlishly* My, but you do know what to say, don't you? *Bats eyelashes*
But look at us, taking over this thread! Perhaps we ought to move this... elsewhere?
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02-28-2009, 05:30 AM
Alas, ours is a love that can never be . Oh well, at least I'll be in heaven while you're withering around in hell for all eternity
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02-28-2009, 05:55 AM
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Alas, ours is a love that can never be . Oh well, at least I'll be in heaven while you're withering around in hell for all eternity
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I'm surprised you're giving up so easily! And I thought I was "irresistable". Hmph!
Young man, let me give you a hint: girls like to be chased, to be made to feel desirable, like you would move Heaven and Earth for us. Throwing your hands in the air, saying, "Oh, well", and giving up is not appealing.
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-28-2009, 06:34 AM
Brother Basher, I believe the VD forum has been closed for the season.
Getting back on topic . . .
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YES YES YES! My son Skeeter loves that Bunny Cake! Skeeter insists on his own Bunny Cake so that he can take it to his room and enjoy it all to himself.
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Speaking of Skeeter, how is his Type II diabetes? Is the Glucophage still working for him, or has he moved on to injecting insulin?
So sweet to see a 30-something young virgin man like him, who still lives with his parents instead of running off to engage in depravity with wine, women, and song, or expending all his energy on a "career".
Does he still spend three to four hours a day in his prayer closet? (A walk-in, I hope!)
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02-28-2009, 01:18 PM
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My Dearest and Most Loved Sister SUV, please do calm yourself, we don't want you messing your hair or makeup, do we? There's no reason to panic, Pretty Lady, rats are very sociable and affectionate animals; they make excellent pets. Now, your little friend may not be a bunny, but who says you can't have an Easter Rat?
Q: What can you do with the Ether Net?
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Jesus Loves You© for your kind Words, Sister Alie!
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02-28-2009, 11:08 PM
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girls like to be chased, to be made to feel desirable, like you would move Heaven and Earth for us.
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Get me some beers and a pizza or I'll rock your world. (How's that?)
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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02-28-2009, 11:12 PM
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Jesus Loves You© for your kind Words, Sister Alie!
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We need to talk. Really. I mean this is just ridiculous! Easter eggs are supposed to be plain primary colors, just like they come out of the rabbit's butt.
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Re: Easter 2009! -
03-01-2009, 02:34 PM
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Brother Basher, I believe the VD forum has been closed for the season.
Getting back on topic . . .
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But look at us, taking over this thread! Perhaps we ought to move this... elsewhere?
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I tried to move the flirting somewhere else, it just didn't work out very well. I'm sorry!
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Aww, Sister Sue, how sweet! Thank you, I love it!
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Get me some beers and a pizza or I'll rock your world. (How's that?)
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Umm... Getting better...?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
03-01-2009, 02:48 PM
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We need to talk. Really. I mean this is just ridiculous! Easter eggs are supposed to be plain primary colors, just like they come out of the rabbit's butt.
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Pastor, did I inadvertently post a photo of a.... homer!sex-u-all Easter Bunny?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
03-01-2009, 03:14 PM
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Pastor, did I inadvertently post a photo of a.... homer!sex-u-all Easter Bunny?
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No....but here are some! The Devil even infects the animal kingdom with whoredomes and sodomy!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
03-01-2009, 03:24 PM
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No....but here are some! The Devil even infects the animal kingdom with whoredomes and sodomy!
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Sister Thumper, I think we all know by now the only good bunny is a dead bunny!
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