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Explain to me why I have to believe in him to get into heaven, Im not a bad person and I help those around me. I mean what happens to tribes in the amazon forest who have never had contact outside of the forest, they have never heard of god. Do they go to hell? Doesn't sound right to me, they haven't had a chance.
It doesn't sound right to you because you're crippled by faithlessness and rational thinking. There's a reason God hates rational thinking, dear. It's because it gets in the way of Knowing and Loving and Serving Him!

Atheists and other religionists often argue that it's extremely narrow-minded, or even cruel of God to set the default for life after death to Hell, but frankly, in light of mankind's natural rebellion against God, it’s extremely broad-minded for Him to provide us with any way to heaven. We deserve judgment because that’s the way He wants it and His wants are perfect! But instead of being absolutely fair, He gives us a perfect loophole of escape: Believe sincerely that He sent His only begotten Son to die instead of us, regardless of how inane that sounds logically, how impossible the mechanism of Divine Blood Sacrifice fits with the so-called physical laws of nature.

Whether or not it makes sense to the unregenerated soul is irrelevant. God knows it doesn't make sense, and nonbelievers will call it pure foolishness (1 Corinthians 1:18). It is, nevertheless, the Truth©. We can help you, but first you must put away your analytic ways of thinking of the world, you have to open your heart, you have to want to believe for it to make sense. And then, I guarantee you, it's the ONLY thing that makes sense in this crazy, dangerous, dark, scary, conspiratorial world!
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Explain to me why I have to believe in him to get into heaven, Im not a bad person and I help those around me. I mean what happens to tribes in the amazon forest who have never had contact outside of the forest, they have never heard of god. Do they go to hell? Doesn't sound right to me, they haven't had a chance.
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Thank God for us Christians who are always patiently willing to teach them, correcting their ridiculous ideas.
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This forum is about faith in God, not faith in humanity. That being said: Why would this forum make you lose faith in humanity? Why do you need faith in humanity, is observable humanity not good enough for you?
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