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  • Stars we'll meet in Heaven

    Strongly inspired by BibleThumpinBlondes wonderful thread ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!I found myself wondering how many famous and well known people have actually earned their ticket to Heaven by now.
    It's very hard to find any "stars" who have lived a perfect Christian life, but I guess some gets close enough.
    I am very curious to hear your opinion on this subject, so I hope that you will ad your favorite Heaven Bound "Star" in this thread.

    Personal I believe that Governor Sarah Palin will find a place next to Jesus when she leave this world. Remember, she is the one who made this very true and poetic statement:

    "The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too."

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    Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

    John Wayne
    Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)

    Those two are off the top of my head.
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    • #3
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      From what I've been reading on here, there may not be very many "famous" people in Heaven, but I am fairly new to this wonderful site, so I may not be the most knowledgable when it comes to certain topics.

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        Mr.Kirk Cameron not be in heavens yet but he be heavens on earth, an he gonna go to heavens when he die cuz of his services to creationisms

        here be a pickture of him whens he were a young scientists, but before he began studyings them bananas an stuff





        an here be a pickture of him learnin folk all abouts the crocoduck, an how the crocoduck prove that evolutions not be true, yay!



        when i get to heavens an be a angels, i gonna ask lord Jesus to autograff one wings, an Mr.Kirk to autograff the other wings

        that Mr.Kirk ---> <---that me


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          I care not who I meet in Heaven.

          For all who are there are Stars in the eyes of the Lord.

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            i hope Randy Blythe is there that would be awesome

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              My father, who is in Heaven for sure.
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              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                John Wayne
                Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)

                Those two are off the top of my head.

                Boy, you have that right about Nancy! Her dabbling in witchcraft and trying to destroy her Godly husbands Holy work is going to get her burned, and burned bad, in the fiery bowels of HELL! Joan Quigley nearly succeeded in putting Satan right there in the Oval Office with Ron Reagan!

                Did you know there was an evil Catholic senorita that kept John Wayne from enlisting in the military in World War 2? Seems like Satan sends these slatterns and trollops and Wiccans to subvert the good works of many Godly men.

                We must remain vigilant.
                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                  How about this young American Patriot®? I know Bill O'Reilly isn't perfect, among other things he had the nerve to criticise Westboro Baptist Church in one of his programs. But I believe the sum of his work would add up to a place in heaven.


                  You've been more than fair to the funny-bunny lefties!!!


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                    Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                    Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
                    Also, she is quite beautiful.



                    Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.
                    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                      I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.

                      Praise Christ!
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.

                        Praise Christ!
                        First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!

                        I am also loooking forward to meeting Kirk Cameron. He has been my idol since I was a boy. What I admire most about him is his intelligence.
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                          The godly and illustrious Wille Aames formerly of Eight is Enough and Charles in Charge dressed as Bible Man. I can't wait to get his autograph as we sit together on the right hand of God in Heaven.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            Fess Parker
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                              The beloved, GODLY and best President EVER, George W. Bush!

                              I hope he will sit next to me as I take my rightful place next to JESUS' right hand.

                              SHOUT GLORY!!!!!!!!!
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