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Default Pre-Holiday Warning!!! (NEW threat on the War on Christmas™ front!) - 09-17-2006, 06:24 PM

Friends, I have truly been SHOCKED today. The so-called "Salvation Army" (apparently they have joined together to fight AGAINST Salvation®!) has embraced the homers in a shocking turn of events. The HOMER AGENDA has stretched forth its scrawny hand even FURTHER into God's HOLIDAY SEASON!

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The Army's Western Territory decided to give `domestic partner benefits.'
http://www.freecongress.org/commenta...2/021220PW.asp

Basically they claim that HOMERS are allowed to live together in a totally ungodly manner. To think of two men or two women living together in harmony and kissing each other in love and joy makes my blood pressure jump to near normal levels, it disgusts me so!

Fellow True Christians™, this Christmas season make sure that you donate nothing but BIBLES into the Red Kettles! Perhaps that will reach these GODLESS HOMERS (but I doubt it).

Take back CHRISTMAS for CHRISTIANS! Sound the battle-cry!

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Friend, I am Saddened, Sickened, and Scandalized.

However, there is Good News to report: Wal*Mart is again putting the Word "Christmas" back into their Holiday Shopping advertisements, not relying solely on snowflake and Candy-cane logos to get the Message across!

Well, it's true! I read it in a Letter to the Editor somewhere so I couldn't find a link, but wanted True Christians to take heart as soon as possible! Blessed BE (Godly Wal*Mart)

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At least Walmart is not saying Happy Holidays from Jesus.
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They aren't? Why, how very Sinful of them!!!

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Basically they claim that HOMERS are allowed to live together in a totally ungodly manner. To think of two men or two women living together in harmony and kissing each other in love and joy makes my blood pressure jump to near normal levels, it disgusts me so!
Indeed. What's even more appalling is that every time they get "domestic partner benefits," they move one step closer to achieving their horrifying agenda to get the special privilege of equality. The thought of it makes Jesus reach for an airline discomfort bag.


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Default Remember, we have O'Reilly on our side!! - 09-18-2006, 12:24 PM

I want to take a moment to remind everyone what a friend we have in Jesus, and the Godly bill O'Reilly to defend His Holy Birthday. I quote from last December:

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The Radio Factor host stated that he would "use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people" who "diminish and denigrate the [Christmas] holiday."

On the December 2 broadcast of Fox News' The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly, host Bill O'Reilly stated that he would "use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people" who "diminish and denigrate the [Christmas] holiday." O'Reilly singled out "oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country" as those who seek to undermine Christmas, asserting that these "forces" are "on the run, because I will put their face and their name on television and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it." He later added: "There is no reason on this earth that all of us can not celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together," cautioning that "anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me."

From the December 2 broadcast of Westwood One's The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:

O'REILLY: There's a lot of emotion -- and I can hear it in your voice too, [caller]. There's a lot of emotion tied into Christmas. You know why? Because it's our earliest Christmas memories. You know, I have a memory of me sitting on my stairs in my Levittown house, four rooms, and looking at this Christmas tree about 5:30 in the morning, my parents were still asleep, my sister was still asleep. And I just stood -- I just sat on the stairs and stared at that Christmas tree with all the gifts underneath. That is one of my earliest memories; maybe I was three, maybe four. OK? And I -- it was such a magical time for me as a child. It was just magic. The whole thing was magical. I never felt better as a kid than I did at Christmas time. I loved everything about Christmas. And I submit to you that 80 percent of Americans feel the way that I do. All right? That they just remember as a child the joy the season brought.

I am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country diminish and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to let it happen. I'm gonna use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people who are trying to do that. And we have succeeded. You know we've succeeded. They are on the run in corporations, in the media, everywhere. They are on the run, because I will put their face and their name on television, and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it. There is no reason on this earth that all of us cannot celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together. There is no reason on the earth that we can't do that. So we are going to do it. And anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me.
PRAISE JESUS! Mr. O'Reilly's threats certainly worked wonders last year. I hope this message is rebroadcast this year. You can listen to it HERE.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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