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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:34 PM
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I'm not familiar with great Fu-fingers, but I bet it's nothing decent.
How about putting your hands together and praying to Jesus! That's the kind of picture Pastor Zeke wants to see!
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I only have 2 hands so when I need to make a picture I only have 1 free hand so I don't think I'll be able to fold my hands for prayer
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:38 PM
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I only have 2 hands so when I need to make a picture I only have 1 free hand so I don't think I'll be able to fold my hands for prayer
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Your camera doesn't have a timer on it? Most do these days.
Anyway, if you really have a pierced bellybutton, you could take a picture in the mirror. Write "Pastor Zeke" in lipstick on the mirror so I'll know it's real.
If I'm wrong and you truly do have a pierced bellybutton, then I'll reverse all of your infractions and apologize for misjudging you. Deal?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Your camera doesn't have a timer on it? Most do these days.
Anyway, if you really have a pierced bellybutton, you could take a picture in the mirror. Write "Pastor Zeke" in lipstick on the mirror so I'll know it's real.
If I'm wrong and you truly do have a pierced bellybutton, then I'll reverse all of your infractions and apologize for misjudging you. Deal?
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Eh Great idea if I had a mirror that large and lipstick
Shall I write it on a piece of paper ? haha
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:49 PM
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Eh Great idea if I had a mirror that large and lipstick
Shall I write it on a piece of paper ? haha
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Write my name on anything and include it in the picture.
How did you take that shot of your tattoo on your back?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 05:32 PM
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Write my name on anything and include it in the picture.
How did you take that shot of your tattoo on your back?
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My fiancés father made the picture some time ago for a forum where everybody was posting their tatoos and since it's not so easy to make a picture of your back I asked him and also took pictures of his tatoos as from his wives tatoos
oh and about the timer, I don't know if our camerra has it and since the batteries are empty I can only use my cellphone
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And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 06:07 PM
So you're planning on marrying into a whole family of Hellbound God-mockers?!? You're story just gets worse and worse! There is truly no hope for you at all Libra.
You used to make me angry with your sinning ways, now I'm simply saddened by the fact that you are a lost cause. And posting pictures of your Satanically marked body for us all to see? Have you no shame woman?!?
And now I've read your planning on showing more of your sin covered flesh? Please, don't despoil our Godly boards with even more of your personal filth! Have just the smallest amount of decency, please!
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 06:22 PM
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So you're planning on marrying into a whole family of Hellbound God-mockers?!? You're story just gets worse and worse! There is truly no hope for you at all Libra.
You used to make me angry with your sinning ways, now I'm simply saddened by the fact that you are a lost cause. And posting pictures of your Satanically marked body for us all to see? Have you no shame woman?!?
And now I've read your planning on showing more of your sin covered flesh? Please, don't despoil our Godly boards with even more of your personal filth! Have just the smallest amount of decency, please!
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Didn't I say that I'm NOT going to post any other pictures ? Some nude skin of the back isn't that perverted as you think, you just make it like that.
I'm going to marry into this bunch indeed, but I feel bad because they are atheïst, maybe I'm not a true christian like you but at least I already believe that there IS a God, I was raised Catholic (like I said before) but this is not as you guys think to worship Mary, our prayers were adressed to God not to Mary
So I did read another Bible, and I don't like some things of your religions but that doesn't mean the believes aren't the same.
There is God, there was Jesus that's the essential of it all
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And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 08:34 PM
I'm not so sure this is a bad thing Brother Portway. Perhaps a full frontal picture of her would do her soul good by baring it.
We must think of her ultimate Salvation and giving of herself to Jesus!
PRAISE!
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And now I've read your planning on showing more of your sin covered flesh? Please, don't despoil our Godly boards with even more of your personal filth! Have just the smallest amount of decency, please!
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
I'm not so sure this is a bad thing Brother Portway. Perhaps a full frontal picture of her would do her soul good by baring it.
We must think of her ultimate Salvation and giving of herself to Jesus!
PRAISE!
YIC,
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Not to mention getting your rocks off.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 08:48 PM
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Not to mention getting your rocks off.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
My fiancés father made the picture some time ago for a forum where everybody was posting their tatoos and since it's not so easy to make a picture of your back I asked him and also took pictures of his tatoos as from his wives tatoos
oh and about the timer, I don't know if our camerra has it and since the batteries are empty I can only use my cellphone
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While I am convinced that you do in fact have a pierced bellybutton, I have just been handed a rumor that you have pierced your nipples as well. Is this true?!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 01:04 AM
Do we have to see pictures of that, too?
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 01:11 AM
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Do we have to see pictures of that, too?
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Miss Libra can send the proof to me directly, via my private email link. I will spare True Christians™ from the sin of viewing such shocking material.
That is the kind of Pastor I am.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 01:39 AM
How many pictures did she send you? Is she trying to hit on you? Wait until Sister Thumper sees this thread.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 04:23 AM
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While I am convinced that you do in fact have a pierced bellybutton, I have just been handed a rumor that you have pierced your nipples as well. Is this true?!
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No I don't have pierced nipples, I very happy with the one I have and don't need anymore than that.
If you want to see such things just google it.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 04:24 AM
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No I don't have pierced nipples, I very happy with the one I have and don't need anymore than that.
If you want to see such things just google it.
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I don't believe you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 04:29 AM
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I don't believe you.
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Good for you I'm not the kind of person who sents pictures of her private parts to everybody.
The only one who has to see these things is my fiancè.
Have to go no, I have to go to work
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 04:35 AM
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No I don't have pierced nipples, I very happy with the one I have and don't need anymore than that.
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You only have one nipple? What happened to the other one?
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 05:49 AM
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Good for you I'm not the kind of person who sents pictures of her private parts to everybody.
The only one who has to see these things is my fiancè.
Have to go no, I have to go to work
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I thought you were Europain. Don't you lot give naked pictures of yourselves as "Solstice" cards every year?
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 05:52 AM
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Good for you I'm not the kind of person who sents pictures of her private parts to everybody.
The only one who has to see these things is my fiancè.
Have to go no, I have to go to work
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Which parts of your body do you send pictures of, besides your tattoo I mean.
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