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my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating -
03-03-2013, 01:40 AM
My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".
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Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating -
03-03-2013, 01:51 AM
Of course. Nobody cares about dogs. When he's old enough you can teach him to shoot the neighbors' dogs like this kid:
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Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating -
03-03-2013, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".
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I am certain you are a fine father Brother, but I would counsel against teaching your young son to kick and stomp dogs. The Bible gives us dominion over all beasts, including dogs, but it is up to The Lord to mete out justice to the lower animals. We can eat them, use them as beasts of burden, experiment on them medically, or kill them for sport. But we should respect their right to live a relatively comfortable life as they serve us.
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
Proverbs 12:10
It would be different if your son caught a neighbor's dog attacking your livestock. The Bible is clear that if any animal is caught in the act of bothering your flock, it is your Christian duty to kill it.
And David said unto Saul, Thy servant kept his father's sheep, and there came a lion, and a bear, and took a lamb out of the flock:
And I went out after him, and smote him, and delivered it out of his mouth: and when he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him, and slew him.
Thy servant slew both the lion and the bear: and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be as one of them, seeing he hath defied the armies of the living God.
1st Samuel 17:34-36
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Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating -
03-03-2013, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".
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Beating a dog is definately a step up from "punching the munchkin", but maybe you could eventually ween him off the poor dog and get him to kick the crap out of something more deserving...like a homer, perhaps? Nothing works out pent up frustration like pummeling a sodomite within an inch of it's life, trust me!
Just my thoughts on it, brother. It sounds like you're on the right track, though.
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Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating -
03-03-2013, 06:36 PM
I don't know about kicking them, but I have used them for bait. A little trick some japs taught me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating -
03-03-2013, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".
Am i a good parent?
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Most of the protesters are upset that your child isn't masturbating and fantasizing about becoming a homer.
I'm not a fan of kicking dogs, well unless you're training them, but I'm a mere woman.
Funny, if he went down to Westboro and kicked them, the people that are all upset now, would be cheering him.
I'm not a fan of Westboro, but isn't it strange that these homers would put a dog above a human?
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