Brothers and sisters,
my children have asked if they can have a party to celebrate the 1st anniversary of the death of Christopher Hitchens, they remember the day that the LORD silenced his blaspheming mouth with great joy. I thought it was a sweet idea and have agreed. Any children of True Christrians are welcome, just let me know and I will send further details. If you are unsaved trash your little runts can piss off.
It's the 15th December, a long way off but I though I would give lot's of notice. There will be jelly and ice cream, Bible based games (the smiting of the Canaanite's etc) plus I will be reading scripture to the little ones about what will happen to them if they rebel against God. It should be fun.
When my children were telling me their plans I did get quite emotional and told them I had a lump in my throat, Abishag said "What, like God gave Hitchens?",
that made me laugh. It's such a shame she's a girl.
The children have adapted an old song and have been singing it in the house and also getting their friend singing it at school,the girls use it for their skipping games. Feel free to pass it on to you children if you want.
Ding Dong! The Hitch is dead
Ding Dong! The Hitch is dead. Which old Hitch? The wicked Hitch!
Ding Dong! The wicked Hitch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the wicked Hitch is dead. He's gone where the Godless go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
THE WICKED HITCH IS DEAD!
Glory!
Let me know if your children can make it,
Jack