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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 03:09 AM
GWB wasn't my favorite president. However, I watched him on Oprah promoting his book and, I gotta tell ya, I'll probably go out and buy the book.
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11-11-2010, 03:12 AM
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GWB wasn't my favorite president. However, I watched him on Oprah promoting his book and, I gotta tell ya, I'll probably go out and buy the book.
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Well, this is a step in the right direction. Why not buy 10 and send them as Christmas gifts?
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11-11-2010, 03:18 AM
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Well, this is a step in the right direction. Why not buy 10 and send them as Christmas gifts?
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Most of my friends are either democrat, third party, or just don't like politics at all.
I only know 2 republicans (both in my family) and they both already have the book.
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11-11-2010, 03:33 AM
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Most of my friends are either democrat, third party, or just don't like politics at all.
I only know 2 republicans (both in my family) and they both already have the book.
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This will change when they read the book! If not for George Bush, you would be wearing a burka and serving moozelim men camel menudo.
Can you not repay this man of God by buying at least 10 bindings in this season of giving?
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11-11-2010, 06:53 AM
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GWB wasn't my favorite president. However, I watched him on Oprah promoting his book and, I gotta tell ya, I'll probably go out and buy the book.
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Praise Glory, maybe there IS hope for you yet, Scarlet Lady!
Its OK if GWB isn't your favorite president (honestly, he's my second favorite, Reagan is my all time number #1 ), but I'm certainly looking forward to seeing you read it and posting how much you loved his book!
Now we just need to get you to kick your filthy Oprah habit (among other things).
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11-11-2010, 06:58 AM
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Now we just need to get you to kick your filthy Oprah habit (among other things).
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I'm not a big fan of Oprah, actually. I usually just leave the TV on for background noise (I can't think in complete silence). When I overheard that GWB was on, I decided to watch because, well, it's weird not having his name all over the news.
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11-11-2010, 07:06 AM
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I'm not a big fan of Oprah, actually. I usually just leave the TV on for background noise (I can't think in complete silence). When I overheard that GWB was on, I decided to watch because, well, it's weird not having his name all over the news.
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And you don't like Oprah? Well you are just full of pleasant surprises today, Scarlet Lady!
When you buy your copy (or copies!) of Bush's new book, why don't you pick yourself up a KJV Bible too? While I know Bush's Decision Points will be a great read, it will absolutely pale in comparison to the feeling you will get when the Word of the Lord penetrates you and fills you with Jesus's love!
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11-11-2010, 10:16 AM
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The man has a Bachelors of Art from Yale and an MBA from Harvard, quit trying to drag him down to your level.
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I don't need to drag him anywhere, he does all the work himself.
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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 10:28 AM
Shame on you, that video is obviously photoshopped!
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Shame on you, that video is obviously photoshopped!
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No photo shopping required, the source material is all that is needed. Just because you suffer from selective amnesia and don't remember seeing those clips at the time is purely your problem.
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11-11-2010, 01:38 PM
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How SAD it is, what this once-great nation has sunk to since one of the finest Presidents in our history left office with a thriving economy and confidence riding high!!! Now Obummer is over in Calcutta begging for Indian table scraps as the result of his job-killing, America-hating policies!!!
Sad. So very, very sad.
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AMEN!! I love him too and I miss him terribly and am sickened by the socialist/terrorist beast we have in office today.
OF COURSE I ordered his book too. I see the book is already selling at a record-breaking pace.
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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 01:55 PM
Bush is not a Baptist and Clinton is. Shouldn't you true Christians be loving Clinton and not Bush?
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EXCUSE ME??? Clinton was an UTTER DISASTER for the country up until the day the Republicans took over Congress and Speaker Gringrich set him right. If Clinton had his way, and thank God he didn't, the military would be filled with gays and we would all have socialized health care FORCED down out throats! Even as it was do to Clinton's out of control tax policies the National Deficit sank to dangerously low levels under the Clinton regime.
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Yes, Clinton was a filthy disgrace. All of his "character does not matter" and "the end justifies the means" chants. Pathetic! I can hardly believe we made it through his presidency and did so only by God's grace in bringing us President Bush to restore honor, dignity and decency to the Office of the President.
And now we're fighting another battle with evil in the White House.
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11-11-2010, 02:32 PM
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Bush is not a Baptist and Clinton is. Shouldn't you true Christians be loving Clinton and not Bush?
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Bill Clinton is a cherry picking cafeteria Baptist. I wouldn't even call him a Christian. He believes only those parts of the Bible that will support his radical gay agenda and induce the population to give up human reproduction for gay anal sex and give up any sort of industrial progress for sissy environmentalist pipe dreams. Bill Clinton is also a pathological liar and an obese man whore who rapes his interns for sport and then brags about it on national television to humiliate them. But I think he is a poorly disguised closet homosexual.
Bill Clinton isn't even a Real American™. How can he be a Baptist?
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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 04:31 PM
Dear looking4mybrain,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Lying about your homersexurality
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/faerie
Variants of FAERIE
fa·er·ie also fa·ery \ˈfā-(ə-)rē, ˈfer-ē\
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Okay, so not only are you wrong about faerie, but you are also whining over getting an infraction? Why do the atheists always whine about getting infractions? Whaaa....... I crapped all over your board and you had the nerve to get mad at me........ Whaaaa.....
First, no, he WAS wrong about faerie. He spelled it farie, which is wrong. The correct forms are fairy, faerie, or faery.
Second, I'm not whining, I'm LAUGHING! Laughing at the fact that the dumbest person in America was ever our world leader, and the fact that you gave me an infraction for making fun of him. In all honesty, you guys are a riot!
Third, there is no need for mockery. BelieverInGod, I actually thought you were one of the few nice people on the forum. You just proved me wrong.
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"Chase the demons out of my rectum"? Mr. Ezekiel, are you flirting with me? That's just disgusting! I'll have you know that I am 100% straight. I don't know where you got that silly assumption, but I had to let you guys know so that there will be no further misunderstandings in the future.
By the way, George Bush DID say all the things in Jo Freddie's video. Just letting you know. Also for future reference, the correct spelling would be HOMOsexuality.
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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 04:35 PM
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I'll have you know that I am 100% straight.
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You are an atheist, so you are clearly gay.
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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 04:37 PM
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By the way, George Bush DID say all the things in Jo Freddie's video. Just letting you know. Also for future reference, the correct spelling would be HOMOsexuality.
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Jo Freddie did the oldest libertard trick in the book; he quoted a conservative in context. This a rhetorical fallacy known "Factual Fallacy" were you bring in information just to contradict someone conclusion. It's really disgusting and cheesy of Jo Freddie and he should be ashamed of himself.
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11-11-2010, 05:55 PM
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No, in actuality I find homosexuality disgusting. "Doing it" with another man is, in my opinion, gross.
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11-11-2010, 08:27 PM
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No, in actuality I find homosexuality disgusting. "Doing it" with another man is, in my opinion, gross.
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That's what Cranky just said; like all Atheists you know God exists, though you refuse to admit it just to be petulant. You want to attack God so the only way you can is by doing the most disgusting thing you can think of; having butt sex with another man.
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Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out! -
11-11-2010, 08:38 PM
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Bill Clinton is a cherry picking cafeteria Baptist. I wouldn't even call him a Christian. He believes only those parts of the Bible that will support his radical gay agenda and induce the population to give up human reproduction for gay anal sex and give up any sort of industrial progress for sissy environmentalist pipe dreams. Bill Clinton is also a pathological liar and an obese man whore who rapes his interns for sport and then brags about it on national television to humiliate them. But I think he is a poorly disguised closet homosexual.
Bill Clinton isn't even a Real American™. How can he be a Baptist?
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