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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-11-2013, 04:23 PM
MAY GOD BLESS YOU
ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-11-2013, 04:40 PM
Happy Birthday Brother Porter!! The man who helped me get Saved™
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-11-2013, 06:07 PM
A most blessed birthday to you, dear Brother Porter!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-11-2013, 07:54 PM
Thank you, my friends in Christ. A quiet day so far. I always spend my birthday in quiet reflection, prayer to Jesus and a re-read of my favorite Holy Bible book of Judges. Sitting in the sun with God's Word and a tall glass of iced tea makes me thankful for how far I have come in my walk with our Lord.
There was a time my birthdays were miserable; methamphetamine, leather homo bars and cheap motel rooms full of other deplorable queers, engaged in filth so reprehensible, it is nearly beyond imagination. The shame was overwhelming, yet I could simply not help myself from locking my legs around yet another anonymous sissyfag. My yearning for fulfillment never satisfied, regardless how well endowed the stranger was. Until I found Jesus that night in the emergency room. Praise God, the deviancy of choosing fagging is behind me!
I'll be frequenting the fern bars in Des Moines this evening, spreading the Good News to the Sodomites. If God can save me, he can save any fag, praise Him.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-11-2013, 08:15 PM
Happy birthday Brother. You're a better man than I, going into those places where those homos flaunt their fagitude for all the world to see. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it.
Praise The Lord that there are selfless ex-fags like you and Brother Professor Bessemer that have the Strength© to carry His Word right in to the belly of the beast like that. Otherwise, those Hellbound queers would never know the love of Jesus.
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-12-2013, 12:51 AM
Happy birthday!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-12-2013, 12:55 AM
Brother Porter, I Hope Jesus is with you as you are on your knees accepting the Love of Christ on this poignant day. My the girth of His Love swell with unerring eruptions of Joy.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-12-2013, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Thank you, my friends in Christ. A quiet day so far. I always spend my birthday in quiet reflection, prayer to Jesus and a re-read of my favorite Holy Bible book of Judges. Sitting in the sun with God's Word and a tall glass of iced tea makes me thankful for how far I have come in my walk with our Lord.
There was a time my birthdays were miserable; methamphetamine, leather homo bars and cheap motel rooms full of other deplorable queers, engaged in filth so reprehensible, it is nearly beyond imagination. The shame was overwhelming, yet I could simply not help myself from locking my legs around yet another anonymous sissyfag. My yearning for fulfillment never satisfied, regardless how well endowed the stranger was. Until I found Jesus that night in the emergency room. Praise God, the deviancy of choosing fagging is behind me!
I'll be frequenting the fern bars in Des Moines this evening, spreading the Good News to the Sodomites. If God can save me, he can save any fag, praise Him.
In Christ
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Happy birthday, Brother Porter. May God bless you with many more. You are an inspiration to us all as you have gone from eating the meat of men to the mature Word of God (I Cor. 3:2; Hebrews 5:12-14). I am honored to know you.
And we share that we both adore the book of Judges. God's deliverers are always mighty, and now you are a deliverer of God and are thus mighty in the Lord.
May the Lord bless you with many more days in His Service.
Your friend and fellow laborer in the Kingdom,
Pastor Ed
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-12-2013, 01:40 AM
A slave to sin became a slave of righteousness and God. Your story is inspiring to many young men and women who seek the true message of Jesus Happy birthday!
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Harold Porter! -
03-12-2013, 03:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Deacon Porter.
That's right, your promotion came through.
Don't forget to send over your Birthday Love Offering.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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