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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-05-2008, 07:47 PM

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-05-2008, 08:43 PM

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-06-2008, 09:48 PM

I expect we'll see a few of these at the "Special Olympics".

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-07-2008, 10:37 AM

And you call yourselves Christians?

Jesus looked with compassion on those with disease and healed them of their ailments-He cleansed the lepers, made the crippled walk, and made the blind see!

I think the World Church of the Creator is more suited for you bigots!


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-07-2008, 11:48 AM

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Chapter and Verse, Heretic! Show me where it teaches that Jesus healed a fully-blown retard! Like a Down Syndrome spastic or one of those ugly deformed spina bifida monsters!!! There is a BIG difference between people who have unfortunate 'accidents' and end up disabled or crippled (The people who Jesus healed), and worthless drooling vegetables with stumps for arms and flippers for feet, that ARE hated by God! Show me in the Bible where it teaches that Jesus grew a thalidomides arm back, or grew back a mongoloids putrid deformed stump-legs??

I seem to remember your OWN book, the Apocrypha, goes into great depths and details in teaching that these spastics are really demons, which is heavily suggested in the Book of Genesis. That's why you Mary-worshippers hunted down and killed as many retards as possible during the Inquisition. What was it now... 9 million witches and retards your 'Church' wiped-out between 1487-1700?? You have a nerve to come on here babbling about 'compassion'!!

How many pedo skirt-wearing papist kiddy butt-rape cases has your 'Church' covered-up this week, Thomas??
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-07-2008, 10:19 PM

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Angry Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-22-2008, 09:12 PM

you are alll piffleED in the head... alll of you.
Religion is the most vile, disgusting thing and they are all the same. This is a religion too, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Religion is the root of most wars but what i can't understand is why they even start. All of you, whether it's Christianity or Mormonism, believe in the exact same damn thing... God. All these different religions may have different names for Him but really its the exact same thing you believe in.. "the Creator."

And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love?

I'm not gonna say you all deserve to be shot cause that wouldn't be God's "way" but you are all a bunch of piffleed assholes who think you know the way of God. But for Christ sakes, have annnnyy of you spoke to God Himself and asked him what is "way" is? I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know.

Until then, Shut the piffle Up!!
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-22-2008, 09:29 PM

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And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love?

Why would we want to encourage the retarded lifestyle choice? These people are cursed by God for either their own or their parents' actions. Who are we to question it?

Clearly, God cursed them; I'd suggest that means He doesn't much love them!
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We've read the Bible. Have you? It tells us His Way.
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I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-22-2008, 09:37 PM

You obviously have issues with the reality of Jesus and the love of True Christians™. If you cannot handle the fact that we are concerned about your immortal soul and the fact that we do not wish you to end up in the Lake of Fire© that is unfortunate. If that is what you want then that is your choice.

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you are alll piffleED in the head... alll of you.
Religion is the most vile, disgusting thing and they are all the same. This is a religion too, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Religion is the root of most wars but what i can't understand is why they even start. All of you, whether it's Christianity or Mormonism, believe in the exact same damn thing... God. All these different religions may have different names for Him but really its the exact same thing you believe in.. "the Creator."

And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love?

I'm not gonna say you all deserve to be shot cause that wouldn't be God's "way" but you are all a bunch of piffleed assholes who think you know the way of God. But for Christ sakes, have annnnyy of you spoke to God Himself and asked him what is "way" is? I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know.

Until then, Shut the piffle Up!!




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Default Pray for an end of the Special Olympics - 03-21-2009, 03:32 AM

Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.
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Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.
Mr. Bojangles, could you please expand upon the article you're linking, and perhaps explain why it is you find the Special Olympics offensive?

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 03-21-2009, 07:30 AM

JennyD, I am sure part of the offense taken is that the Special Olympics list Play Activities and the papist ball handling game, Bocce, as sports. Where is bobsledding? Are the sponsors afraid of letting their “elite” athletes careen down hill on ice at 50 MPH? They are wearing helmets (when aren’t they?).


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 03-21-2009, 07:39 AM

"Play Activities" is a sport now?

And Papist ball-handling?

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 03-21-2009, 09:55 AM

In light of Obama's tasteless and hurtful comments on the Tonight Show Thursday night I have completely changed my opinion on the brave and noble retardos. For those of you that missed it, president Obama, making fun of his poor bowling skills, said that watch him bowl in the presidential bowling alley is like watching the Special Olympics.

These comments were hurtful, unnecessary and degrading to retardos and mongoloids alike. These people have banded together and achieved many great things in our society, such as creating, writing and producing the show "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS.

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 03-21-2009, 10:10 AM

Surely, we are overlooking that there could be a use for these Godforsaken inbreds at the real Olympics? We could use them as fuel for the torch. Their high body-to-blubber ratio will keep that flame burning bright all day and all night, we will be doing the Lord's work, and it'll keep those lefty liberal environ-mentalists happy for once.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 03-21-2009, 10:24 AM

It seems that we have support in our proposition at Presidential level - I would prefer to see it as proof that Hussain seems to recognize that the Special Olympics are not really a sight that the media should inflict upon Christians.






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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 04-27-2009, 09:27 AM

By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people? Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God? i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive? its not always thier falult they are like that. God created some of them to be like that. What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated. you ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god. once you awnser that we can awnser the first.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 04-27-2009, 09:53 AM

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By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people?
“These people”? an unfortunate way to describe a category of human – please use a more politically correct term, e.g. “gimp” And “we” do not hate them, “we” are merely pointing out that God does not hold them in esteem or favor.
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Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God?
You’re not listening are you – get this into your head, “Our opinion is that of God." Got a problem with that? Take it up with God.
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i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive?
I see you are an atheist – if you were a True Christian™ you would know the answer to that question.
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its not always thier falult they are like that.
We are in agreement – their condition is part of God’s plan
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God created some of them to be like that.
God created everyone – without Him we would not exist
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What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated.
Oh you do, do you? A “fact” eh? Can you just point out where it says anything like that, because no one here has been able to find it!
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You ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god, once you awnser that we can awnser the first.
What has your question to do with anything? Why would an answer (note the spelling) to the second part enable you to answer the first part?





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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 04-27-2009, 11:28 AM

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By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people? Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God? i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive? its not always thier falult they are like that. God created some of them to be like that. What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated. you ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god. once you awnser that we can awnser the first.
It is a well known fact that God hates cripples of all kinds. Have you ever read the Holy Bible, or are you one of these bleeding heart liberals who make it up as you go?

BTW: Start showing some respect for God by properly capitalizing His name. Jesus provided you with a "Shift" key for a reason, buster.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 04-27-2009, 01:41 PM

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Can you just point out where it says anything like that, because no one here has been able to find it!
You didn't look hard enough:


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