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Mayor of Freehold
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Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 01:46 PM
I've always had to view that women of other faiths envy the beautiful women of Landover Baptist Church. That has now been confirmed.
In an effort to compete with our women, Mormon women are going crazy over breast augmentation. It is one of the biggest industries in Utah.
I hate to tell Mormon women this but they still will not look as great at the women here in Freehold.
That said, I've been to Utah and any improvement would be welcomed:
http://www.totalbeauty.com/content/b...surgery-140502
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 01:56 PM
A very useful piece of information, this must represent a major reason why full-face and body veils are so widely used by Muslim women. They know they cannnot really compete with the lilywhite and enticing features of truly believing Christian ladies. Aye Men!
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 02:01 PM
Probably because the (not) magic underwear doesn't give much/any support.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 02:22 PM
Must be one of their publicity stunts... I thought they had hit the bottom when they adapted their "holy sorry excuse for a book" to a stage musical aka the Book of Mormon.
This is even more pathetic. Although Ephesians 5:19 supports music in private in praise of God, you could do it with good taste, without enormous breasts or Broadway musicals.
Yours, Elmer
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Location: Close to God
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 02:37 PM
This is all caused by Matthew 5:48 ( Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect). True Christian™ woman are perfect as Jesus rewards them for obeying His Holy Bible with perfect bodies. Ugly woman are, by definition, not Christian as their bodies are not perfect and thereby in violation of Matthew 5:48.
These Mormon women try to fool each other by having breast operations to fix their ugly bodies. They might succeed in fooling each other but they won't fool God as God is all knowing ( Psalm 139:2-6; Isaiah 40:13-14).
Their fake Jesus hating breasts will pop like balloons as soon as they arrive in the fires of Hell.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 02:40 PM
That's horrifying. My wife knows better than to displease me in such a way.
Proverbs 20:30
The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
True Christian™ woman are perfect as Jesus rewards them for obeying His Holy Bible with perfect bodies.
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Amen, Brother Cranky! We True Christian Beautiful Women™ don't require the surgeon's knife, special exercises, or even diet interventions. The gift of beauty is the LORD's reward for providing an fitting temple for the Holy Spirit (1 Corinthians 3:16). I can't tell you how many times sinful men offer indecent proposals towards me and my Sisters in Christ because their licentious spirits are rendered helpless at the sight of our photographs. Of course, the LORD blessed us with stellar humility as well, lest any of this attention go to our heads. My advice to these Mormon women would be to stop pretending they will become a goddess, and start recognizing the majesty of the One True Lord, dutifully fearing and obeying Him as is His right (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Then they'll find their bodies reflect the beauty of their spirits, and they'll no longer be so embarrassed because the LORD will have redeemed their floppy bodies just as He will have redeemed their disgusting souls.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-05-2014, 11:49 PM
Plastic surgery is self-indulgent and against God Almighty (Leviticus 19:28). These ugly morman "women" can't hide their truly Heathen souls through these means.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Serving Jesus
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-06-2014, 12:26 AM
Sagging teats have always been an epidemic among Mormans, both men and women. The women are mostly dried up old crones who have become saggy in service to their Morman master. The men become saggy due to their sloth. They become obese due to being waited on hand and foot by their saggy old women and develop unsightly teats, which sag.
In as much as the saggy teat is so common among Mormans, I believe it may be a punishment inflicted upon the whole race by God, as punishment for their blasphemies.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-10-2014, 05:30 PM
Saggy-Hags cause Faggy-fags. Shame be upon them all, in the name of Jeesus!
Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-10-2014, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by William Taester
Saggy-Hags cause Faggy-fags. Shame be upon them all, in the name of Jeesus!
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Indeed.
Census: Gay couple households boom in Utah
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-10-2014, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
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Can you even blame them? I mean...they are still damned to eternal hell and all, but those saggy hags could never entice a man properly as required by the Word of God
Proverbs 5:19 - Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-10-2014, 07:57 PM
Why, thank you for the kind compliment Brother Mayor.
I pride myself as being a lot like Sister Sarah Palin. We both are swell dressers, have nice hair and people always accuse us of having a boob job because we were blessed with nice racks.
THANK YOU !
P/s: Plastic surgery is for whores.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-11-2014, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Why, thank you for the kind compliment Brother Mayor.
I pride myself as being a lot like Sister Sarah Palin. We both are swell dressers, have nice hair and people always accuse us of having a boob job because we were blessed with nice racks.
THANK YOU !
P/s: Plastic surgery is for whores.
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Sister Daisy,
Feel free to stop by my "Christian Fashion" hair salon. I accept moist pies in trade for my hair services (1Cor 11:15 - But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering) and I keep secrets very well (Proverbs 11:13 - A talebearer revealeth secrets: but he that is of a faithful spirit concealeth the matter.)
May the Lod RICHLY Bless you!
Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-18-2014, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Must be one of their publicity stunts... I thought they had hit the bottom when they adapted their "holy sorry excuse for a book" to a stage musical aka the Book of Mormon.
This is even more pathetic. Although Ephesians 5:19 supports music in private in praise of God, you could do it with good taste, without enormous breasts or Broadway musicals.
Yours, Elmer
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The play was made by ex Mormon's to turn people away from the religion the makers are Matt Stone, and Trey Parker makers or the evil show South Park
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
05-18-2014, 08:39 PM
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Location: Godless Utah
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
06-11-2014, 09:41 PM
Haha best thing I have heard all day but not exactly true I live in Utah and I do not look like that!
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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
06-11-2014, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Determined2findtruth
Haha best thing I have heard all day but not exactly true I live in Utah and I do not look like that!
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I would ask if it is true that there are many billboards in Utah advertising breast uplift. If it is true, as the link states, I rest my case.
As for whether you would compare favorably to beautiful women in Freehold, you would have to submit a picture.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mormon Women Have Drooping Breasts. -
06-11-2014, 09:52 PM
Yeah I guess I never pay attention to billboards but come to think of it there are a lot of ads on the radio.....anyway no thanks I don't like my picture posted
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