[Alvin Moss]

I was listening to the weather forecast for today a little while ago on our local radio station, KSLR (Son Light Radio). They had the same forecast they have almost every day: Sunny and hot in San Antonio, with a 20% chance of rain. They always forecast some chance of rain, because it is exciting, but it rarely rains here.

Today, though, there was something a little different. They are forecasting a 40% chance of the complete destruction of California west of the mountains, due to a tsunami caused by a big earthquake that took place down in Mexico yesterday.

We here in Texas are praying that this is finally the end for the wretches of godless California.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

I was listening to the weather forecast for today a little while ago on our local radio station, KSLR (Son Light Radio). They had the same forecast they have almost every day: Sunny and hot in San Antonio, with a 20% chance of rain. They always forecast some chance of rain, because it is exciting, but it rarely rains here.

Today, though, there was something a little different. They are forecasting a 40% chance of the complete destruction of California west of the mountains, due to a tsunami caused by a big earthquake that took place down in Mexico yesterday.

We here in Texas are praying that this is finally the end for the wretches of godless California.

These Californicators have been praying to God to end their drought, and now that He is answering their prayers and sending them a lot of water, no doubt they'll whine about that too.

[Alvin Moss]

Apparently, the weatherman in San Antonio, Texas has humiliated himself again. They will predict a 20% chance of rain 50 days in a row with no rain and no embarrassment. Now, they have predicted the destruction of California and it turns out to be as false as the rain predictions. Today, they are again predicting a small chance of rain, just like yesterday. Yesterday, it didn't rain and California was not washed into the sea. The weatherman is acting like nothing unusual has happened. It's business as usual in the weather business. They are false weathermen and will one day have to explain themselves to God.