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  • #16
    Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    That girl is already damaged but she can probably be rehabilitated to serve someone.
    Exactly! Its not as if she was whoring around or wearing pants.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • #17
      Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      That's a very good idea!

      Who cares if a broomstick goes to the Lake of Fire? And when she later uses it for the house hold chores it will be a constant reminder of the Christian Love© her parents have for her.

      YIC
      And a broomstick would keep this from turning into something sick and wierd.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #18
        Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        And a broomstick would keep this from turning into something sick and wierd.
        Being a lezbean with a "BFF", sadly she most likely already has had the "carnel Knowlege" with a broomstick or similar objects and would enjoy the intervention. I dont think any foriegn objects, especially of the vibrating type would be effective.
        True rape requires a male member to effectivly return this devient to proper society.
        Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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        • #19
          Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
          The Godfrey house could use a good scrubbing since my wife passed. I would be more than willing to rape this young woman, provided she is a hard worker and a good cook. I just got the payoff from my wife's life insurance so the fifty shekels won't be a problem. I just don't want to get stuck with another lemon.
          Brother Godfrey - GOOD NEWS!!

          I went to bat for you and Gary has agreed to have you perform the corrective rape and then marry her. Technically his daughter is a virgin, so this could be a new start for you - a new wife & family!! Now he has one stipulation; He requires a down payment of 25 shekels up front, and 25 upon completion of the corrective rape.

          Now as chance would have it, she's started her unclean time so she is locked in her Menstra-Hut(tm) for 7 days (in accordance with Leviticus 15:19). So we have 7 days to plan the wedding (if you so choose to accept). Nothing too fancy, I'll talk to Pastor Ezekiel to see when he is free to perform the ceremony.

          So Brother, do you accept this glorious offer??
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • #20
            Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
            I wouldn't be looking at her with lust, she's younger than my sons - I'm no pervert.
            Just a thought, Brother, but are any of your sons unmarried? Because if so, maybe one of them could step up to the plate?

            However, say I have a moment of weakness and Satan intervened and I do have a brief moment of lust?
            I don't know how to put this modestly, but if you don't have a brief moment of lust at some point in the proceedings, I can't see that plan working out - at least, not without pharmaceutical help.

            And I'm a bit concerned about you trying to palm her off on Brother Godfly. Okay, he offered, but he DID say he doesn't want to get stuck with another lemon.

            I will pray for everyone concerned, except the BFF.

            YiC
            AW
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #21
              Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

              If it's the issue of putting your tallywhacker inside her that concerns you, perhaps you could play it safe and use a tallywhacker-like object—a broom handle, maybe?
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              • #22
                Re: Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?

                Thanks for bringing up the discussion. As a co-funder of the Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR), corrective rape is an important aspect of our mission. We defend families against the evils of psychiatry and suppressive LBGT persons, and adultery is never acceptable.
                CCHR took the easy way and decided to only allow unmarried men for corrective rape operations. We have made results in South Africa and Zimbabwe and plan to launch CR operations in America soon.

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