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'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 09:54 PM
As the title says, greetings!
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 09:56 PM
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As the title says, greetings!
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Welcome to "God's favourite Forum" (I think)
Tell us about yourself.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:01 PM
Well I'm a 17 year old American, soon to be 18 on the west coast, and I've seen your site for quite awhile, and my friend finally convinced me to join with him, you should see him around sometime soon I think.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:02 PM
Are you a Christian?
Do you read The Holy Bible?
What's your favourite Verse?
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:25 PM
No.
Yes.
No preference.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
No.
Yes.
No preference.
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Friend,
Since you have been reading this forum for a while you should know that dangers of rejecting Christ love; auto accidents, imprisonment, persecution, limited job opportunities, assassination attempts, eternal damnation. Are they really worth it when Jesus just wants to be your friend?
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
Since you have been reading this forum for a while you should know that dangers of rejecting Christ love; auto accidents, imprisonment, persecution, limited job opportunities, assassination attempts, eternal damnation. Are they really worth it when Jesus just wants to be your friend?
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I'm really important enough for someone to want to assassinate me? Well, I'm flattered that I'm apparently that important.
Though I have to ask...
Don't Christians sufffer from those same things? Persecution especially? Well, except for the eternal damnation part I guess.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
No.
Yes.
No preference.
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Son, Jesus is not interested in your one word teen-angst utterances. Make a sentence boy!
Are we to take it that you are a Christ-killing joo boy? Has satan sent you here in another attempt at destroying Christianity that he may reign over Christiandom? Well I can tell you that it won't work. You can tell the other hook-nosed yids in your cabal that Jesus and the DOF is watching over us at all times.
Exactly why have you and your boyfriend come? And how often?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 10:42 PM
I was wondering how long it would take someone to accuse me of being Jewish, as if that's a crime. But sorry, I'm not actually Jewish. I just saw you spell it that way once and thought it was funny.
Anyways, you can assume he's my boyfriend if you want since I don't really care. I also don't really see how we could be since we're in two entirely different countries, but hey whatever floats your boat.
Anyways, we've both come here quite a few times to simple read what goes on and further our understanding of various things by comparing your fine forum to other places.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:04 PM
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I'm really important enough for someone to want to assassinate me? Well, I'm flattered that I'm apparently that important.
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Friend,
We are all important and special to Jesus.
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Originally Posted by Joo
Though I have to ask...
Don't Christians sufffer from those same things? Persecution especially? Well, except for the eternal damnation part I guess.
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Naturally friend, we are terrible persecuted by the World because it hates us. Since Jesus is our friend He protects and aids us. That's why we Christians live in this nice gated community.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Naturally friend, we are terrible persecuted by the World because it hates us. Since Jesus is our friend He protects and aids us. That's why we Christians live in this nice gated community.
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But isolation isn't a good way to spread your word is it?
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:12 PM
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But isolation isn't a good way to spread your word is it?
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We do missionary work friend. I did mine in San Francisco and since you are going to ask it is very dangerous. I have scars all over the right side of my torso from when a deranged feminist attacked me while I was witnessing.
We try our best.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:15 PM
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We try our best.
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That's all you can do in the end right? Though perhaps if you pray Jesus will heal your scars, after all we hear of miracle healings all the time, it's not so far fetched to believe he could purge some scars from your skin right?
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:16 PM
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I was wondering how long it would take someone to accuse me of being Jewish, as if that's a crime. But sorry, I'm not actually Jewish.
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Your D.O.F. file is being examined in its entirety, so I suggest you lean not on your own understanding and trust the Lord's workers as they piece through your life to determine if you are worthy of acceptance here.
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Anyways, you can assume he's my boyfriend if you want since I don't really care. I also don't really see how we could be since we're in two entirely different countries, but hey whatever floats your boat.
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Again, I suggest you let us be the judge of that, and stop with your mindless droning. All the information we need is contained in the report, and we will judge accordingly. Thank Jesus for the Patriot Act!
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Anyways, we've both come here quite a few times to simple read what goes on and further our understanding of various things by comparing your fine forum to other places.
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Surely you refer to yourself as if you were a couple -- how does that compare with that which you said only a few sentences earlier? What is there to compare us to but other forums where people pick and choose what to believe, as if the Bible were a salad bar! It's like playing russian roulette with your soul. Personally I'd rather have Landover's guarantee of Salvation than some blind snowball's chance in Hell (although True Christians know that it is a 0% chance).
We believe the Bible. All of it. If you want to know what we believe, I suggest you crack open a Bible.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:18 PM
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But isolation isn't a good way to spread your word is it?
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Speaking of which, if you want to prove that you aren't a filthy joo, now would be the time to click on that Paypal button at the bottom of this page. It is quite expensive to spread the Good News about Jesus. You don't want to steal from God, I'm sure...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:25 PM
As to the good Scientist: Well again I'm flattered that people would be willing to spy on me to create such a file so you can finger through it. By all means, I've got nothing to hide, after all doesn't your Lord already know everything about me? If he was going to condemn me he could do it whenever he chose to, why does he need your help?
And to Paster Ezekiel: Well I'm sorry but I'm afraid I have no money currently, I'm still going to school, so until I'm out and obtain a job, I'm pretty much broke, but that's ok with me. After all, aren't we taught that material possessions are not something to covet?
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-14-2007, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
As to the good Scientist: Well again I'm flattered that people would be willing to spy on me to create such a file so you can finger through it. By all means, I've got nothing to hide, after all doesn't your Lord already know everything about me? If he was going to condemn me he could do it whenever he chose to, why does he need your help?
Don't be flattered. Every wad of unsaved trash who stumbles in here gets a DOF workup. You can't be too careful with all the terrorists and joos out there trying to infiltrate God's favorite forum....
And to Paster Ezekiel: Well I'm sorry but I'm afraid I have no money currently, I'm still going to school, so until I'm out and obtain a job, I'm pretty much broke, but that's ok with me. After all, aren't we taught that material possessions are not something to covet?
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Just because we solicit donations to God's chosen Church, it does not follow that we are "coveting" anything. The Bible commands us all to Tithe.
Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.
Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
And sisnce you claim to be poor (and don't all joos do that?) Jesus has a message for you too.
Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
Sell your computer and everythong you own and Tithe today. The poor are to Tithe 100%. Don't try and rob Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-15-2007, 12:52 AM
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As to the good Scientist:
And to Paster Ezekiel: Well I'm sorry but I'm afraid I have no money currently, I'm still going to school, so until I'm out and obtain a job, I'm pretty much broke, but that's ok with me. After all, aren't we taught that material possessions are not something to covet?
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How important is eternal life to you Child? Surely you can contribute something. Maybe you can borrow your Mom or Dad's credit card and make a love donation. At least then LBC and JESUS will know your heart is in the right place.
For a limited time only....donations over $500 will get you a free puppy!
Welcome!
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-15-2007, 05:48 AM
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Maybe you can borrow your Mom or Dad's credit card and make a love donation.
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Um...that's called Stealing ma'am. That's not something you fine folk would encourage is it?
And I didn't claim to be poor Paster Ezekiel, my family is middle class, just I specifically have no extra money, and as I previously mentioned to BTB, I'm not going to take my parents money.
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Re: 'Ello all. -
06-15-2007, 03:29 PM
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I was wondering how long it would take someone to accuse me of being Jewish, as if that's a crime. But sorry, I'm not actually Jewish. I just saw you spell it that way once and thought it was funny.
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So you're not actually a hebe, but a WANNABE Jooboy? That's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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