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Rebuke The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy - 12-20-2014, 03:12 PM

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The vilest enemies of Jesus lurk where they can do the most harm. They are in the shadows of our beloved and cherished traditions ready to seduce unsuspecting young boy minds into the hands of Satan. Obviously, the cat lick false Church is the prime example together with the methodists, mormons, etc. While I always knew that outside Heaven there were no safe sanctuaries, I never expected to find the enemy so close to my heart. We all know how Christmas has been corrupted with "Season's Greetings" and "Happy Holidays" and solstice and Saturnalia. We did not know that within the very fabric of our most heart-warming Christmas traditions lie hidden dangers.

I looked into the issue. My boys were always avid and nimble singers of Christmas carols. This year they won't be performing. Never again will they sing these verses aloud, because I have made a discovery. I looked into the lyrics and arrangements of some apparently safe songs that allegedly worship Jesus, but I found only debauchery and pathetic attempts to cover up the invitation to homosexuality. It is my duty to share my findings with this congregation albeit my heart is breaking but I can be free of this burden only by bringing it out into the open.

1. Lyrics in their apparent form (everybody can read this including unsaved sinners):

In the Bleak Mid-Winter. Here is the text by a woman (C. Rossetti - an Italian I suspect)
In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone;
Snow had fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow,
In the bleak midwinter, long ago.

Enough for Him, whom cherubim, worship night and day,
Breastful of milk, and a mangerful of hay;
Enough for Him, whom angels fall before,
The ox and ass and camel which adore.
What can I give Him, poor as I am?
If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb;
If I were a Wise Man, I would do my part;
Yet what I can I give Him: give my heart.
Seems innocent, you might say. Far from it. There are messages that are in plain sight for a True Christian™. The tallywhacker imagery is preposterous! "Stood hard as iron", "like a stone". Not only a male member but an engorged one! Then on to female anatomy with breasts (Song of Solomon 8:10) and buttocks (Isaiah 20:4)! And, at the end, the reference to the Welshman, the king of bestiality, the sheep-shack, the violent fornication with a lamb (Leviticus 20:15). Lamb! They are actually mocking baby Jesus! No wonder my boys were so enthusiastic about this song. AND the composer? Supposedly an Englishman with the name GUSTAV HOLST! Is that an American name? No it isn't. It is a German name. Please, Brethren, look into the lyrics of other songs before you let your children sing them. I have here another example. The "Ding-Dong":
Ding dong merrily on high,
In heav'n the bells are ringing:
Ding dong! verily the sky
Is riv'n with angel singing.
Gloria, Hosanna in excelsis!

E'en so here below, below,
Let steeple bells be swungen,
And "Io, io, io!"
By priest and people sungen.

Pray you, dutifully prime
Your matin chime, ye ringers;
May you beautifully rime
Your evetime song, ye swingers.
Again, associating Jesus' Birthday with male gonads, the singers having their "bells" swungen. And, at the end the confession: the swingers. Adultery (Exodus 20:14).



Here we see a lamb that has been abused by a Welshman. Jesus feels the same when He hears these songs.

2. Lyrics and subliminal messages (from this point onwards only to True Christians™)

By reversing the lyrics we can unravel the REAL messages hidden from the sight of believers. After looking into the poems in the conventional way I was expecting BAD THINGS. Still, I was flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of the authors. I have here the results of my research on two carols, "Away in a Manger" (always wondered why the title would include the French verb) and "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing". The combination of evolutionary propaganda (Genesis 1:21), treating baby Jesus as a wild beast and as an object of sodomy will just break your innocent hearts, Brethren




3. The ensemble (only for True Christian™ men)

All male choirs and boys' choirs are just sodomite academies to lure male youths aways from God's Grace (Leviticus 20:13). I have proof! The most famous choir in the world, the Australian national treasure, the Wiener Sangerknobs choir of Vienna is a den of debauchry and an educational institute for catamites . No surprise, the cat licks are involved. The second most important country in this respect is Good ol' England with its established tradition of singing underage boys as depicted by their most notorious homercomposer Benjamin Britten in his opera Peter's Crimes. Below (at this point I have to remind you of the "Ding Dong Song" and its lyrics "e'en so here below, below..." This is no coincidence) you can see typical choirboys practicing. What on Earth for do they have to open their mouths so wide? You can surely produce sound with a less drastic aperture! Of course the boys could but they are actually rehearsing to give oral stimulation to their cat lick or anglo chan masters.




Never ever allow your husbands and sons join all-male choirs. ONLY mixed choirs are eligible when it comes to Salvation® and only mixed choirs with ONLY married couples as members.


4. The arrangements (only for True Christian™ pastors and Creation Scientists)
The connection between Christmas carols, Satan and sodomy is the most dangerous here. There are stealth false Christians who arrange beloved songs into four voices AND they openly advertise their actual goal - to get into contact with ginormous tallywhackers (1 Corinthians 6:9). The most cherished arranger in England is Mr. WILLCOCKS! Here's the proof. A piece of sheet music where he openly boasts his name and his unnatural affections!



I decided to do some research on the Willcocks name and family. It turned out that they have a long tradition of lethal sodomy and it is thus plausible that the current members of the Willcocks clan are the descendants of generations of sodomistic inbreeding. You want proof? It is here in this old photograh!

As you can see, the gay was "killed in action", during fornication!


What to do!
1. Stop carolling. All of it. Now.
2. Inspect the material. Discard everything that is suspicious, intended for boys' voices or arranged by suspicious homers.
3. If you feel something is safe, it should be subjected to a thorough investigation by a comittee of LBC pastors, home schooling mothers and Creation Scientists. Only if they ALL feel it is safe, it can perhaps be rehearsed by a mixed chorus of married couples.
4. There are loads of Biblical texts to be recited and sung. Why use any other texts at all?
5. Pray. Jesus will tell us what to do. Praise Jesus, Praise God. Happy Birthday Jesus. Merry Christmas, everyone!



James 5:13 - Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.

That's how Jesus wants us to do it!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy - 12-20-2014, 08:13 PM

It's worse than that, Brother Elmer. Many of the carols are pagan songs (with just one or two words changed), calling out to false Gods. I'll see if I can find the proof of this in the next few days.

But so bad are they, that carols were banned in 1290 by the Frogs at the Council of Avignon, then again in the 15th century in England, and yet again by Oliver Cromwell in England in 1640. In Scotland, people caught singing carols were rightfully accused of witchcraft!

Have you ever wondered why carolers sing outside in groups? Because they were banned from churches! Pagans are never welcome in churches.


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Default Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy - 12-20-2014, 09:04 PM

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Have you ever wondered why carolers sing outside in groups? Because they were banned from churches! Pagans are never welcome in churches.
They are not welcome on our property, either! As a rule they can't get through the gates, but last year some evangelical nutjobs (probably militant CofE) managed to sneak in behind a delivery van. Hannah went to the front door and kept them singing while the twins crept around the sides of the house, each with a hose, and Luke filled buckets with cold water in the front bathroom, which overlooks the porch. I don't think they'll be back, but if they are then we have "electrical effects" for them as well!

Brother Elmer, the Ding Dong Song (does it originate in China?) has always been the one that offends me most, with its ungrammatical verb forms, atrocious spelling and blatantly foreign chorus. Thank you for your detailed analysis. I shall look at the subliminal messages later.

Yours in Faith,
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Wow, you people must have a lot of time on your hands.
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Wow, you people must have a lot of time on your hands.
Indeed, and that time belongs to God!

(Psalms 31:15) "My times are in thy hand: deliver me from the hand of mine enemies, and from them that persecute me."



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It's worse than that, Brother Elmer. Many of the carols are pagan songs (with just one or two words changed), calling out to false Gods. I'll see if I can find the proof of this in the next few days.

But so bad are they, that carols were banned in 1290 by the Frogs at the Council of Avignon, then again in the 15th century in England, and yet again by Oliver Cromwell in England in 1640. In Scotland, people caught singing carols were rightfully accused of witchcraft!

Have you ever wondered why carolers sing outside in groups? Because they were banned from churches! Pagans are never welcome in churches.
I am bit ashamed. I had let my boys sing these satanic utterances exposing them to heavy sodomy while my Brethren would have had vital historical information about them. At least the lads are now safe.

Still, my scrutiny goes on. The First Nowell. Third verse.
And by the light of that same star
Three Wise men came from country far
To seek for a King was their intent
And to follow the star wherever it went.
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel!

And if we reverse it we get
learsIfogniKehtsinroB
leoNleoNleoNleoN
tnewtireverehwratsehtwollofotdnA
tnetniriehtsagniKarofkeeoT
rafyrtnuocmorfemacnemesiWeerhT
ratsemastahtfothgilehtybdnA

Lear=King Lear, pagan play by the Sodomitespeare! And sin, inevitably...
"Revere rats", vermin, IDOLATRY!
Wollof=Wolof, a hamite language, curse of Canaan!
Morf=Morpheus, the Matrix heresy, idolatry!
Mac Nemesis, the Apple company, led by a sodomist and, oh yes, it is going to be the nemesis of many young youths!
And, once again, rats and DNA...

And all this to corrupt the story of Jesus' sweet Birth. How much more eloquent this text is in its unblemished original language:

Matthew 2:1
Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem,



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How about Jingle Bells...that's very shady, as well as Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Once some boys tried caroling at my window. My father first sent down ice water and Bible verses to warn them, and when they persisted, he sent down bullets and then went out and gave their behind a good whooping. Served them right.


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Default Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy - 12-21-2014, 04:34 AM

Here's a classic example: The Boar's Head Carol still sung every year by Queens College, Oxford. Here is a version sung by the Irish group The Chieftains


The words:
The boar's head in hand bring I, (Or: The boar's head in hand bear I,)
Bedeck'd with bays and rosemary.
And I pray you, my masters, be merry (Or: And I pray you, my masters, merry be)
Quod estes in convivio (Translation: As many as are in the feast)
CHORUS
Caput apri defero (Translation: The boar's head I offer)
Redens laudes Domino (Translation: Giving praises to the Lord)
The boar's head, as I understand,
Is the rarest dish in all this land,
Which thus bedeck'd with a gay garland
Let us servire cantico. (Translation: Let us serve with a song)

CHORUS
Our steward hath provided this
In honor of the King of Bliss;
Which on this day to be served is
In Reginensi atrio. (Translation: In the hall of Queen’s [College, Oxford])
CHORUS


Pure paganism. The boar is sacrifice to the pagan god Frey. The 'King of Bliss' is a reference also to Frey, not to God. No reference whatsoever to Jesus.


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Which thus bedeck'd with a gay garland...


Somehow I could take on the idolatry and paganism but this open invitation to sodomy by referring to a well-known transsexual drag queen just makes me cry. Jesus has been forced to hear this for years and centuries, He has had to watch these singers on the steeets and now with His omniscient access to the Interwebs His days must be filled with desperate anger.

I can foresee that wonderful and cruel things are about to take place if this goes on!

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Nothing to say about the gay garland?


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I think that Boar's Head Carol is one of the only positive experiences I've had on this site.
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Nothing to say about the gay garland?
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Which thus bedeck'd with a gay garland..
Somehow I could take on the idolatry and paganism but this open invitation to sodomy


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Default Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy - 12-21-2014, 09:00 AM

Here's another pagan carol:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
’Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la, etc.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la, etc.
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,
Fa la, etc.

See the blazing Yule before us,
Strike the harp and join the chorus,
Follow me in merry measure
While I tell of Yuletide’s treasure.


Fast away the old year passes,
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Sing we joyous all together,
Heedless of the wind and weather.



Trolling (we have lots of trolls visiting here) and fag clothing.


Any carol which contains the words "Yule", "holly" and/or "ivy" has pagan roots, even if some of the words have been changed to 'Christianise' it. Yule refers to the mid winter solstice, and the pagan celebration of that. Holly and ivy being evergreen plants which could be used to decorate a house during yule.


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Here's another pagan carol...
Trolling (we have lots of trolls visiting here) and fag clothing.


Any carol which contains the words "Yule", "holly" and/or "ivy" has pagan roots, even if some of the words have been changed to 'Christianise' it. Yule refers to the mid winter solstice, and the pagan celebration of that. Holly and ivy being evergreen plants which could be used to decorate a house during yule.
Indeed, trolling and using the modern definition of the word "gay". This is additional proof that Satan has directly influenced the authors of these lyrics. The actual men and women of the Victorian era could not have understood these words and would not have used them at all unless under demonic influence.

Once you scratch the surface of something inconspicuos even a tiny bit, Satan is there, trying to infiltrate all crevasses of True Christians™. But:

Matthew 8:26
And he saith unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.


In Jesus we remain strong!



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Many of the pagan ones date well before Victorian times. Some of them were first written down in about 1500, and were sung well before that.


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Default Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy - 12-21-2014, 03:32 PM

In Hark the Harold Angels Sing there is this line, "God and sinners reconciled."

That's ridiculous. God hates sinners. On top of that, think of who the sinners are: HOMERS. The Christmas Carol is saying "God and homers will be reconciled."

This is, indeed, the ugly truth of so called Christmas Carols.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Sorry Mr. Farmer- we posted simultaneously. I should have known it would not have been overlooked.


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1 Corinthians 16:6
And it may be that I will abide, yea, and winter with you, that ye may bring me on my journey whithersoever I go.
BTW-- Today is the winter solstice, the shortest day, beginning of winter.....


Mark 13:22
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According to Romans 3:23, we're all sinners.
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
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According to Romans 3:23, we're all sinners.
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Tenses, girl. Verse is about the past, and all True Christians™ readily admit having sinned in the past, before they were Saved™. Post-Saved™, they are sin-free. It's all explained in one of the stickies you were supposed to read.


 

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