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12-22-2009, 10:56 PM
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Thanks for proving what I've known all along - atheists are sex-obsessed perverts.
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Your mum taught me well.
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12-22-2009, 11:12 PM
My, don't tell me you wasted your one post for the next ten minutes to make that silly little joke.
My mother is a Catholic papist who is going to burn in hell for all eternity. As if your lame insults will affect me.
Luke 14: 26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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Re: My Daughter... -
12-29-2009, 04:35 AM
How is that bible reference relevant to some idiot trying to sell his daughter?
As a matter of fact how is the bible relevant at all to everyday life?
Why don't you explain it to me, you hypocritical piece of shit?
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12-29-2009, 04:41 AM
You going to explain god boy? Or do I have to fly over to your country and destroy another set of towers?
Praise be to almighty Allah!
You bunch of wankers.
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Re: My Daughter... -
12-29-2009, 04:43 AM
i would be honored if i would be able to comunicate with your daughter i can be somewhat of a disciplinarian to make sure she is a good christian i recently started to volenteer in my local church and touth group as i would lik to help spread the message of god
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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12-29-2009, 05:11 AM
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You going to explain god boy? Or do I have to fly over to your country and destroy another set of towers?
Praise be to almighty Allah!
You bunch of wankers.
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Blow yourself up on another forum. Your terrorist threats will not be tolerated here towelhead.
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12-29-2009, 05:27 AM
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inebriated LatterDaySaint1830 blurted You going to explain god boy? Or do I have to fly over to your country and destroy another set of towers?
Praise be to almighty Allah!
You bunch of wankers.
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Dear Mohammedan LatterDaySaint1830:
Could you scoot over a little to the right please?
I want to get off a clean hit better view of you.
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too (she wants your turban-towel for a trophy)
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Re: My Daughter... -
01-08-2010, 09:32 PM
.... Oh my goodness.... This is legitimately disturbing. Is this person really advertising his daughter? Can she not find her own husband, and what is this desperate need for her to be married so quickly. And if she's on her knees a lot ( i assume praying or cleaning since you do not seem to think women and men are equal... ) she could try praying for a man, and if she is a really good Christian like you say, this should be answered. Give her some free will... Just like that God person did
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01-08-2010, 10:19 PM
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.... Oh my goodness.... This is legitimately disturbing. Is this person really advertising his daughter? Can she not find her own husband, and what is this desperate need for her to be married so quickly. And if she's on her knees a lot ( i assume praying or cleaning since you do not seem to think women and men are equal... ) she could try praying for a man, and if she is a really good Christian like you say, this should be answered. Give her some free will... Just like that God person did
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Women are not smart or mature enough to find a suitable mate themselves. They need direction. It is of utmost importance to ensure that she is not courted by heathensitic men who will lead her astray.
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01-08-2010, 10:28 PM
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Women are not smart or mature enough to find a suitable mate themselves. They need direction. It is of utmost importance to ensure that she is not courted by heathensitic men who will lead her astray.
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I can answer that.
She's my daughter.
Jacob is correct. Why would I want to spend so many years to raise her correctly and as a True Christian™ only to have some heathen get his paws on her? She is now 19 and should have been married many many years ago. She is rapidly approaching spinster age.
So yes, I am in a hurry. She is my eldest daughter and has been a woman for quite some time now. The last thing I want around my house is TWO women.
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01-09-2010, 07:14 AM
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Just like that God person did
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What are you talking about? The Bible doesn't say anything about free will. In fact, it says God controls our every action.
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Re: My Daughter... -
01-11-2010, 08:40 PM
Lots of time on her knees? Not a good sign if you ask me. Sounds like she's playing the rusty trombone more than she is praising God.
Maybe you should stone her to death, before her satanic seeds spreads further.
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Re: My Daughter... -
01-13-2010, 03:16 PM
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Being Good Christian Parents™ and raising her properly we have insured that she has no idea what-so-ever who Elvis is.
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It sounds to me like she needs to be raped. Have you considered this?
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01-13-2010, 03:20 PM
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It sounds to me like she needs to be raped. Have you considered this?
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How dare you say that about my loving daughter - heathen!
Perhaps you need to be raped.
Have you considered this?
Be gone from here.
-ND
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WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
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01-13-2010, 03:21 PM
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It sounds to me like she needs to be raped. Have you considered this?
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Please, this is a Christian forum. We do not condone rape. Reported to the moderators.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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01-13-2010, 03:37 PM
Noah has just suggested that I be raped? Surely this flies in the face of what you have said Mr GOD=Life
I suggested it as a method for trying out a nd breaking in a prospective mate.
Due to her age she may well be past it y'see?
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01-13-2010, 03:57 PM
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Noah has just suggested that I be raped? Surely this flies in the face of what you have said Mr GOD=Life
I suggested it as a method for trying out a nd breaking in a prospective mate.
Due to her age she may well be past it y'see?
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Be gone heathen. A sure sign of the devil is to use his own words against him. I simply repeated what you had to say - and it is more than you can handle.
Be gone you imp of Lucifer for you have been predicted by the Lord our God to be here! Your presence on this Holy Board™ is an echo of Matthew 9:32:
As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.
Glory!
Be gone from here demon of stupidity...
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Re: My Daughter... -
01-13-2010, 04:08 PM
No?
Copy and paste for the win
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01-13-2010, 04:22 PM
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No?
Copy and paste for the win
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I do not understand what you mean. Please further define what you are trying to say.
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Re: My Daughter... -
01-13-2010, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by xander_us2
Noah has just suggested that I be raped? Surely this flies in the face of what you have said Mr GOD=Life
I suggested it as a method for trying out a nd breaking in a prospective mate.
Due to her age she may well be past it y'see?
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You are unsaved trash. At this point in your life, you have next to no value and what happens to you is of little consequence, like chasing ants with a magnifying lens.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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