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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-14-2009, 06:24 AM

I go swimming in lakes, rivers and swimming pools. According to the "theory of gravity," I ought to fall straight to the bottom. But then I toss a stone into the water, and it falls right away.

I bet the scientists can't explain that one!

Obviously, I'm being held aloft by angels. Stones, which have no soul, are not worthy of God's protection.

Only people who believe in global warming junk science are going to buy into this "theory of gravity."

I urge all Christians to home school their kids. You don't want to expose them to Satanic junk science, homo sex education and other communist ideas.

Teach your kids useful things, like how to read the Bible, make microwave popcorn, and light farts.

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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-14-2009, 10:24 AM

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I go swimming in lakes, rivers and swimming pools. According to the "theory of gravity," I ought to fall straight to the bottom. But then I toss a stone into the water, and it falls right away.

I bet the scientists can't explain that one!

Obviously, I'm being held aloft by angels. Stones, which have no soul, are not worthy of God's protection.

Only people who believe in global warming junk science are going to buy into this "theory of gravity."
You're totally right, brother! Scientists never care to check whether it makes any sense what they say, as long as it mocks God, it is acceptable to them. If they had even taken the little trouble to look up to the sky, they would have seen clouds drifting there, in clear violation of their insanely stupid gravitational worldviews, which teach that clouds ought to fall down.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Amen.

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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-15-2009, 01:39 AM

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You're totally right, brother! Scientists never care to check whether it makes any sense what they say, as long as it mocks God, it is acceptable to them. If they had even taken the little trouble to look up to the sky, they would have seen clouds drifting there, in clear violation of their insanely stupid gravitational world views, which teach that clouds ought to fall down.
Amen, brother. And I just want to add that I was trying to talk some sense into an elitist liberal the other day, but got nowhere. When I told him that due to home schooling, conservatives such as myself could do practical things, like lighting farts (gets rid of the smell), he didn't know what I was talking about, so I had to demonstrate. I then showed him how I can crush a beer can against my head. Then I took out my pistol (one of these days I oughta apply for that "concealed weapons permit" thingy) and was about to show him how I could shoot up a stop sign, but he said he had something important to do and took off real fast. Wouldn't surprise me to learn that he was on his way to a pro-abortion rally or gay wedding.

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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-15-2009, 02:55 AM

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I go swimming in lakes, rivers and swimming pools. According to the "theory of gravity," I ought to fall straight to the bottom. But then I toss a stone into the water, and it falls right away.

I bet the scientists can't explain that one!

Obviously, I'm being held aloft by angels. Stones, which have no soul, are not worthy of God's protection.

Only people who believe in global warming junk science are going to buy into this "theory of gravity."

I urge all Christians to home school their kids. You don't want to expose them to Satanic junk science, homo sex education and other communist ideas.

Teach your kids useful things, like how to read the Bible, make microwave popcorn, and light farts.

yours in Christ,
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Here, here, Brother Buford! Those evil scienticians want us to believe that gravity is innocent and good and just due to bending of the space-time fabric WHEN IT REALLY IS THE PULL CAUSED BY SATAN towards HELL. Tell me, why else would objects be pulled towards the center of the Earth?

Gravity is simply another one of the Devil's mischevious ways to dupe the innocent into falling into the depths of Hell. Then again, if you reject the Word of God and believe this gravity nonsense, you're not innocent anyways and you got what's coming for you.


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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-15-2009, 03:26 AM

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You must understand that gravity isn't included at all in Gods creation plan. The most scientific explanation currently available is Intelligent Falling (IF), which proposes an intelligent agent to push matter towards earth.
i thinks that intelligences fallings be more christain than gravitys, i not care if them seckular folk laff at me for sayings that eithers cuz i prouds to belive in IF, i be a brain faller for lord God, so there!

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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-16-2009, 08:31 PM

I've been taken into custody once for not applying the law of gravity. It will learn me not to walk mid-air. We should pull down this law!


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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-21-2009, 05:11 AM

Everyone knows that we are pulled towards the Earth because we are weighted down by our sins. Jesus had no sins at all, which explains how He could walk on water.


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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-22-2009, 02:10 AM

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I go swimming in lakes, rivers and swimming pools. According to the "theory of gravity," I ought to fall straight to the bottom. But then I toss a stone into the water, and it falls right away.

I bet the scientists can't explain that one!

Obviously, I'm being held aloft by angels. Stones, which have no soul, are not worthy of God's protection.

Do you know anything about Science? Your body is made of 70% water. Your lungs are filled with air, and air is lighter than water. When you breathe in, you float more easily. When you breathe out, you sink. This is why corpses sink eventually as their vital fluids and gases leave them. Stones have no air in them, they're made of molecules that are heavier than water molecules, therefore they sink.

So here's a bit of a scientific explanation for you, simplified down into manageable chunks.

Also, how do you explain the historical connotations with your claim of being "held aloft by angels"? Women who were allegedly witches were thrown into water in order to test them - if they floated, it was supposed that they were witches, as it was thought that demons held them aloft. Do please stop all these contradictions, the Bible is filled with them as it is.

And gravity PULLS you towards the earth.
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Talking Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-22-2009, 06:48 AM

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Do you know anything about Science? Your body is made of 70% water. Your lungs are filled with air, and air is lighter than water. When you breathe in, you float more easily. When you breathe out, you sink. This is why corpses sink eventually as their vital fluids and gases leave them. Stones have no air in them, they're made of molecules that are heavier than water molecules, therefore they sink.

So here's a bit of a scientific explanation for you, simplified down into manageable chunks.

Also, how do you explain the historical connotations with your claim of being "held aloft by angels"? Women who were allegedly witches were thrown into water in order to test them - if they floated, it was supposed that they were witches, as it was thought that demons held them aloft. Do please stop all these contradictions, the Bible is filled with them as it is.

And gravity PULLS you towards the earth.
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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 12-22-2009, 10:01 AM

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Do you know anything about Science? Your body is made of 70% water. Your lungs are filled with air, and air is lighter than water. When you breathe in, you float more easily. When you breathe out, you sink. This is why corpses sink eventually as their vital fluids and gases leave them. Stones have no air in them, they're made of molecules that are heavier than water molecules, therefore they sink.
I have some hard facts for you, "scientist":

1. If our bodies consist for 70% of water, why do people drown when submerged? Because our bodies consist of in-Gods-image-created flesh, not water.
2. Air is above water because God realized that we needed to drink a lot of it, and it would be out of reach if it were high up in the sky. No contrived gravitationist speculations necessary.
3. God makes corpses sink because it is unhygienic for people to have all those floating, rotten corpses around.
4. Nothing is made of molecules (or atoms or smaller particles, for that matter). They don't exist, because they are an atheist hoax. Everything is made of the element Christium, according to Colossians 1:16-17:

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

You aren't fooling anyone here with your stupid, gravitationist lies, my dear godmocking atheist!

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So here's a bit of a scientific explanation for you, simplified down into manageable chunks.

Also, how do you explain the historical connotations with your claim of being "held aloft by angels"? Women who were allegedly witches were thrown into water in order to test them - if they floated, it was supposed that they were witches, as it was thought that demons held them aloft. Do please stop all these contradictions, the Bible is filled with them as it is.

And gravity PULLS you towards the earth.
How do the examples you give disprove Intelligent Falling in any way? All is just a result of some things being Intelligently Pushed Down harder than others. Witches don't sink because God wants to show us they are witches, so we can burn them, as it pleases Him. Praise His Holy Name!

And, as I've shown when I started this thread, the Theory of Gravity is an unproven, demon-infested, hopeless pile of nonsense, teaching the heresy that people are pulled towards earth (into hell), while in reality God is responsible for us not floating up to the sky.

Learn some True Science™, my friend. You're making rather a fool of yourself here.


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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 03-08-2010, 12:39 PM

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I have some hard facts for you, "scientist":
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1. If our bodies consist for 70% of water, why do people drown when submerged? Because our bodies consist of in-Gods-image-created flesh, not water.

Erm its called air. And there is non under water. Well not that we can breath.

2. Air is above water because God realized that we needed to drink a lot of it, and it would be out of reach if it were high up in the sky. No contrived gravitationist speculations necessary.

No. because masses of water don’t float

3. God makes corpses sink because it is unhygienic for people to have all those floating, rotten corpses around

Really?

4. Nothing is made of molecules (or atoms or smaller particles, for that matter). They don't exist, because they are an atheist hoax. Everything is made of the element Christium, according to Colossians 1:16-17:

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
You aren't fooling anyone here with your stupid, gravitationist lies, my dear godmocking atheist!



How do the examples you give disprove Intelligent Falling in any way? All is just a result of some things being Intelligently Pushed Down harder than others. Witches don't sink because God wants to show us they are witches, so we can burn them, as it pleases Him. Praise His Holy Name!

And, as I've shown when I started this thread, the Theory of Gravity is an unproven, demon-infested, hopeless pile of nonsense, teaching the heresy that people are pulled towards earth (into hell), while in reality God is responsible for us not floating up to the sky.

Learn some True Science™, my friend. You're making rather a fool of yourself here.


Learn some true science? Ok well here you go

http://www.creationwiki.org/Gravity

Gravity is a force which pulls together objects with mass. Modern gravitational theory was proposed by Sir. Isaac Newton in 1687.

And that’s from your creation wiki website. Even they disagree with you
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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 03-08-2010, 04:23 PM

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Erm its called air. And there is non under water. Well not that we can breath.
What? Who told you people are made of air? That's even more stupid than water. Get an education, girl.

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Yes, and why don't they float? Because God realized we needed water, and it should be on earth, not in the air. That's very logical. You don't have to invent some theory filled with wild speculations to explain that. The answer is right there in the Bible:
Genesis 1:6-10:
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

You see, gravitationist? It is God who decides that water should be below air instead of above it, not gravity.

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http://www.creationwiki.org/Gravity

Gravity is a force which pulls together objects with mass. Modern gravitational theory was proposed by Sir. Isaac Newton in 1687.

And that’s from your creation wiki website. Even they disagree with you
1. CreationWiki is not "my" or "our" website, it is a website by other Christians who are right about very many things, but not necessarily on all of them.
2. They don't disagree with gravity being a lie in any way. CreationWiki speaks very clearly about "gravitational theory," in the same way it speaks of evolutionary theory. Now look what CreationWiki says about the word theory:

It frequently exists as a belief that can guide behavior, or an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena.

You see? Gravitationism is just another ridiculous dogma of the religion of science.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Gravity destroys your morals! - 03-08-2010, 04:52 PM

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What? Who told you people are made of air? That's even more stupid than water. Get an education, girl.

if you read what i'm reffering to properly (one of your posts in fact) you would realise that i'm reffering to your FACT that: If our bodies consist for 70% of water, why do people drown when submerged?

we die in water when submerged because there is no air to breath. how about you read before you make a post. idiot.

Yes, and why don't they float? Because God realized we needed water, and it should be on earth, not in the air. That's very logical. You don't have to invent some theory filled with wild speculations to explain that. The answer is right there in the Bible:
Genesis 1:6-10:
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

You see, gravitationist? It is God who decides that water should be below air instead of above it, not gravity.


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1. CreationWiki is not "my" or "our" website, it is a website by other Christians who are right about very many things, but not necessarily on all of them.
2. They don't disagree with gravity being a lie in any way. CreationWiki speaks very clearly about "gravitational theory," in the same way it speaks of evolutionary theory. Now look what CreationWiki says about the word theory:

It frequently exists as a belief that can guide behavior, or an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena.

You see? Gravitationism is just another ridiculous dogma of the religion of science.
and what is land over baptist? it is a dogma of religion. you have an idea as to how the bible should be interpretted. there are 200 other versions of how the bible should be interpretted. why should i believe yours?
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if you read what i'm reffering to properly (one of your posts in fact) you would realise that i'm reffering to your FACT that: If our bodies consist for 70% of water, why do people drown when submerged?

we die in water when submerged because there is no air to breath. how about you read before you make a post. idiot.

Then make yourself clearer next time. You said "uhh, it's called air," when I spoke about the composition of a human body. It would hardly be the first thing you say of such breathtaking stupidity, so I assumed you meant that.

Anyway, if we consisted for 70% of water, why would we even need air? It would be much more logical if we breathed water then.

Man is made of flesh, not water. Get used to it.

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Because we do not "interpret" the Scriptures, like those other so-called "Christians" do. We do what it says. That's a huge difference. And other Bible versions are liberal heresies, for the simple reason that it is rather an insult to God to imply that He wouldn't get it right the first time He wrote the Bible.


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Then make yourself clearer next time. You said "uhh, it's called air," when I spoke about the composition of a human body. It would hardly be the first thing you say of such breathtaking stupidity, so I assumed you meant that.

i actually quoted you when i said that so i dont know how clear i need to be.

Anyway, if we consisted for 70% of water, why would we even need air? It would be much more logical if we breathed water then.

Man is made of flesh, not water. Get used to it.

i know we are made of flesh. that flesh consitsts partly of water. towards around the age of 20+ your body contains around maybe 50-60% water.

one study into this is Gutyon's Textbook of Medical Physiology
(google it)


Because we do not "interpret" the Scriptures, like those other so-called "Christians" do. We do what it says. That's a huge difference. And other Bible versions are liberal heresies, for the simple reason that it is rather an insult to God to imply that He wouldn't get it right the first time He wrote the Bible.

Haha thats what the others probably say about your version!
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How about trying out the quote feature? It's very useful:

i think you'll find in my previous posts. in fact all the posts on this page in particular. i have used the quote function.

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Impressive! Now the next thing is going to be a tad more difficult. We call it the SHIFT key...


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Impressive! Now the next thing is going to be a tad more difficult. We call it the SHIFT key...
it nice to know we've resorted to small digs at grammer.

as i've said in another post. i'll think about it. i do enough formal typing at work i dont need to do it at home as well.
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it nice to know we've resorted to small digs at grammer.
This is what we call irony right here.

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as i've said in another post. i'll think about it. i do enough formal typing at work i dont need to do it at home as well.
This isn't your home Miss Smarty Pants, it's OUR forum. If you don't like the rules, don't post.

Seriously, what is wrong with people? What happened to manners? I guess I shouldn't expect anything more from a Godless atheistic little slut from the UK!




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