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It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
08-28-2018, 12:51 AM
We reported here at Landover Baptist the the Queen was angry when Grandson Harry announced he was taking as his bride a woman of mixed race heritage. The Queen has worked tirelessly to keep the Royal linage white since she was crowned. Now she has to witness up close the failure of her lifetime effort. Even Time Magazine made note of her race and that she is both divorced and a Catholic.
http://time.com/5037634/meghan-markl...roundbreaking/
To see the Queen's displeasure one only needs look at her expression when she is forced by circumstances to be in Merkle's presence.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
08-28-2018, 03:52 AM
Well it looks like they're managing to tame her negress ways. She's been forced into a nice conservative outfit although I look forward to the day she is dressed more like Her Majesty in that colorful floral shower curtain.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
08-30-2018, 03:09 AM
Markle showed up for a theater event in a mini skirt. Can we spell
H-A-R-L-O-T?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
08-30-2018, 10:49 PM
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Markle showed up for a theater event in a mini skirt. Can we spell
H-A-R-L-O-T?
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Quite a bit of cleavage too.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
08-30-2018, 10:55 PM
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Quite a bit of cleavage too.
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Chest skin =/= cleavage.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
08-31-2018, 07:48 PM
Well, that young woman could certainly win a knobbly-knees contest. (For those who are unaware of this particular phenomenon, such contests were fashionable among the Great Unwashed in British seaside resorts in the 1950s. The competitors were mostly men, but (as the Godless wretch Didymus tacitly hints) this would not necessarily have excluded the woman in question.
"Ms" Markell, or the Duchess of Whatever, is certainly a lot less modestly dressed than her husband's dead mother. Only today, the BBC (Britain's commie public broadcaster) published an article about Lady Di's clothes for a trip to Suadi Arabia back in the 1980s. It includes a design by the people who made her (frankly absurd) wedding dress for what is dubbed a Burka with a Bow:
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-01-2018, 09:09 PM
I see Harry is still advertising his Royal Jewels.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-07-2018, 02:16 AM
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I see Harry is still advertising his Royal Jewels.
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To be honest I won't be suprised if he divorces her next year by force or by some other reason
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-10-2018, 03:43 PM
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To be honest I won't be suprised if he divorces her next year by force or by some other reason
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Everyone knows, nearly all of these brits are homosexualizers, 'dandies' they call themselves.
I am sure Ms. Marbles will be inseminated by some sort of english steampunk contraption to create progeny, just as that Charles fellow did with that slut Diana.
It is all a sham.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-11-2018, 05:58 PM
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Markle showed up for a theater event in a mini skirt. Can we spell
H-A-R-L-O-T?
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That's known as the "little black dress" (LBD) - by the infamous French fashion designer Coco Chanel. Introduced in the 1920's, it defined the modern slut for our times. You will also find "Princess Di" wearing one after her divorce.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-11-2018, 06:44 PM
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That's known as the "little black dress" (LBD) - by the infamous French fashion designer Coco Chanel. Introduced in the 1920's, it defined the modern slut for our times. You will also find "Princess Di" wearing one after her divorce.
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What the Princess of All Our Tarts wore after her divorce was positively virginal compared with what she wore before her marriage!
Does anyone else think that her left leg is straight out of WWE?
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-12-2018, 01:12 AM
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What the Princess of All Our Tarts wore after her divorce was positively virginal compared with what she wore before her marriage!
Does anyone else think that her left leg is straight out of WWE?
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Dear sister, the image you privided is most confusing. The toddler desperately clinging to the left hand of the 'princess' in men's upper body garments (Deuteronomy 22:5) would be the Once and Future King William, wouldn't it? Does this mean that the futuristic sovereign of the UK was not born male? Shocking but not surprising considering the Spiritual CV of the Royle Family. I hope they will listen carefully, as God will say this only once:
Psalms 109:29
Let mine adversaries be clothed with shame, and let them cover themselves with their own confusion, as with a mantle.
God has spoken. Di died on godless soil. William went on to fly a chopper and resided in the nice borough of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogogoch. As much as that town was named by chimpanzees fornicating with a typewriter, the whole Sex-Coburg and Goths dynasty was seemingly conceived from a similar union with Leviticus 18:23 as their perverted guiding light. May Jesus have Mercy on their souls (Jonah 4:2). He probably won't.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-12-2018, 07:29 AM
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Dear sister, the image you provided is most confusing. The toddler desperately clinging to the left hand of the 'princess' in men's upper body garments (Deuteronomy 22:5) would be the Once and Future King William, wouldn't it?
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I don't know, Brother Professor Dr. White, Sir. Records show that the photograph was taken in September 1980, several years before I was born - indeed, I am only aware of it because of its use among Christian mothers to show their daughters How Not To Dress. But if you are right then Prince Wilhelm was born not only (a) a girl but also (ii) out of wedlock and (3) assuming the child in the photo is aged about 3, around 7 years before the palace announced his birth.
I wonder who the other child is - the one with its fist in its mouth? It's not the demonic ginger one. Is there a third retarded child, perhaps now grown to adultery and concealed in an attic somewhere? I think we should be told!
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-12-2018, 06:52 PM
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What the Princess of All Our Tarts wore after her divorce was positively virginal compared with what she wore before her marriage!
Does anyone else think that her left leg is straight out of WWE?
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While not an excuse in the eyes of God, it can be acknowledged that British women are at a distinct disadvantage when it comes to seeking a man for proper seeding to produce soldiers for Christ.
In what might be called the "poofta" factor and no doubt a punishment sent from God, it is the result of the old British Empire and their naval practices of requiring men (soldiers and sailors) to be confined in close quarters for months on end - trying to undermine our Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution.
What can you expect from a culture that produces the likes of Noel Coward?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-13-2018, 09:06 PM
I was chatting on the phone to a True Christian™ Sister earlier today - just exchanging news and recipes - and somehow we got to talking about this photo.
And she mentioned how strange it was that nobody seems to have noticed the "carpet burns" on those strangely deformed knees.
I wasn't familiar with the term, but I've looked it up (and HOW I wish I hadn't!) and you know, Sister X** is absolutely right, isn't she?
** I'm withholding her name for fear of publicly embarrassing her husband. But you all have my number, if you really need to know.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-14-2018, 12:15 AM
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I was chatting on the phone to a True Christian™ Sister earlier today - just exchanging news and recipes - and somehow we got to talking about this photo.
And she mentioned how strange it was that nobody seems to have noticed the "carpet burns" on those strangely deformed knees.
I wasn't familiar with the term, but I've looked it up (and HOW I wish I hadn't!) and you know, Sister X** is absolutely right, isn't she?
** I'm withholding her name for fear of publicly embarrassing her husband. But you all have my number, if you really need to know.
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Thank you Sister Joanna for that observation. Each piece of information helps explain why the Queen looks so unhappy when she is with this harlot.
It also explains why President Trump boycotted their wedding. He does not want to be associated with those of questionable moral standing.
World leadership used to rest with England. It has been replaced with the Godly United States of America and its Godly President, Donald Trump.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-20-2018, 06:05 PM
You can see the influence of Ms The Duchess of Markle (and her mom!) on her husband here:
In a desperate bid to appear multi-culturally-adept, Prince Harold is greeting a Muslim woman in a burka with a traditional Hindu hand gesture.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-26-2018, 05:37 AM
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Everyone knows, nearly all of these brits are homosexualizers, 'dandies' they call themselves.
I am sure Ms. Marbles will be inseminated by some sort of english steampunk contraption to create progeny, just as that Charles fellow did with that slut Diana.
It is all a sham.
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Sadly yeah. I think it's to late for anyone to stop it now though
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
09-26-2018, 01:03 PM
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Sadly yeah. I think it's to late for anyone to stop it now though
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I'm not so sure. There is a rumor the harlot is already pregnant. If their baby has dark skin like the harlot's mother, the Queen will kick her out of the Royal Family immediately.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: It's Obvious the Queen Dislikes Meghan Markle -
10-02-2018, 04:23 PM
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I'm not so sure. There is a rumor the harlot is already pregnant. If their baby has dark skin like the harlot's mother, the Queen will kick her out of the Royal Family immediately.
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In these situations, my advice for Msss. Markle would be only to be very careful with what she consumes - white bread, corn flakes, peanut butter, waffles, vanilla shakes - and steer clear of her natural tendencies to eat watermelon and cannibalize enemies. If possible, work on the eccent. That should ensure a clean white baby.
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