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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-22-2010, 01:37 AM

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Of course, too, I am scared that I might produce a girl child. It is not just about the pain and mess and yuckiness of having sexual intimacy but the very real fear that I might let my husband down by not giving him another son to go with the three he has already.

Not to mention, at my age, the very real risk of a mongol or other kind of mutant retard.

But is it OK that my husband and I never have intercourse? I have heard that that is grounds for annulment of the wedding vows in some cultish religions like catholicism. Of course it is not in the Baptist church as our vows were public and sincere in the eyes of God.

I have many family who have lots of children, and they have had their kids over age 45 and they turned out fine! I think it's a chance, but a small small chance.


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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-22-2010, 01:45 AM

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Of course, too, I am scared that I might produce a girl child. It is not just about the pain and mess and yuckiness of having sexual intimacy but the very real fear that I might let my husband down by not giving him another son to go with the three he has already.

Not to mention, at my age, the very real risk of a mongol or other kind of mutant retard.

But is it OK that my husband and I never have intercourse? I have heard that that is grounds for annulment of the wedding vows in some cultish religions like catholicism. Of course it is not in the Baptist church as our vows were public and sincere in the eyes of God.
In the US it is also grounds for a legal annulment. But one of the parties has to bring action, the government does not step in unless asked.

Considering that you will be fulfilling one of the bible's suggestions in a Godly household, I doubt the occasion will ever arise where either of you will start legal action against the other. Most states have a maximum two year window for annulment. Because the two of you are True Christians™ I doubt that living together prior to the marriage would ever occur to you, but it does happen among the Unsaved Trash. This would in most cases prevent an annulment. Now I am not an attorney, so you might want to check the laws with the Honorable HTannor. He has the legal expertise for these situations. [You really won't need him but it might satisfy your curiosity.]

I think it is admirable that you both want to follow the Lord's words:
I Corinthians 7:29 -- But this I say, brethren, the time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none;


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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-22-2010, 12:16 PM

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.......In the US it is also grounds for a legal annulment. But one of the parties has to bring action, the government does not step in unless asked.

........Now I am not an attorney, so you might want to check the laws with the Honorable HTannor. He has the legal expertise for these situations. [You really won't need him but it might satisfy your curiosity.]
Sage advice, Brother Bible Student. You clearly have the makings for a lucrative career in the legal profession. Sadly, my alma mater is no longer in existence so you would need to search elsewhere (I'm told Freehold University is exploring the prospect of adding a law school, so that may be a possibility).


Now, on to the bigger questions you raise.

What we have here is a condom conundrum and is discussed extensively in case law.

While researching this question in my law library, the first case I found was Jones v Jones, 1882, 2nd district.

The learned justice adjudicating this case found it was a clear instance of myk huc abee et neut gen gritch. The plaintiff pursued an argument based upon ric san torum and was found in contempt.

There was clear evidence presented by defendant using the principle of sar ahpalin.

Counsel for plaintiff countered with barr rok ohb amma.

Any lay person could clearly see it to be a case of mit trom nei.

A ruling for the defendant was entered, but later reversed on appeal.

I would have ruled the same.

Should Sister Charli wish to take action on this issue, I have an mutually satisfactory rapport with can highly recommend Brother Gabriel Reproba as fine choice for legal representation.


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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-22-2010, 02:10 PM

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Thank you for your reply Sister Adilene.

But I am past 45 years of age and spent all my life looking after Daddy until he passed away recently.

Do you really think I can go from virgin to pregnant at this age?
This is exactly why women should not be allowed to have conversations. They say the stupidest things.
Genesis 17:15 And God said unto Abraham, As for Sarai thy wife, thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be.
16 And I will bless her, and give thee a son also of her: yea, I will bless her, and she shall be a mother of nations; kings of people shall be of her.
17 Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?
18 And Abraham said unto God, O that Ishmael might live before thee!
19 And God said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.

Sarah was twice your age when she had Isaac. God can do anything He wants, no matter how implausible it sounds. How have you not learned that yet?


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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-22-2010, 10:20 PM

I'm sorry, Sister Charli, I had no idea your husband is a raging nancyboy false "Christian". Three boys is hardly a quiverfull, and I can't imagine any red-blooded American Christian MAN settling for so few children barring God saying "no more" through infertility!
If there were no plans on having more offspring, why did he marry you in the first place? Marriage is one man and one woman coming together in the eyes of God to bring more children into the world!
Then there is your potential salvation to think about.

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


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I do have to wonder about a husband who would wait over two months before bedding his wife. It should have been done on the wedding night then once a month like clockwork after! I know it's a disgusting, depraved act - my husband, Mr. Whitford, and I cry for hours after we do our monthly marital duty - but if you have pictures of Jesus surrounding the bed you defile, your husband may find it makes the job easier (it works for Mr. Whitford).


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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-23-2010, 03:36 AM

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I know it's a disgusting, depraved act - my husband, Mr. Whitford, and I cry for hours after we do our monthly marital duty - but if you have pictures of Jesus surrounding the bed you defile, your husband may find it makes the job easier (it works for Mr. Whitford).
Many men in my congregation have this poster in their bedrooms.

They say it helps them to keep their eyes on the prize, as it were.



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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-23-2010, 09:56 AM

Personally I'm 44 and hoping to have a 4th child (perhaps a girl this time )

Just with Seth on the road all the time it's a little difficult to time things correctly.


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Default Re: A question for the Ladies of Landover - 12-23-2010, 11:19 AM

Sister Charli I had a look at this, apparently under Australian law the marriage can be voided if Luke does not perform his manly duties in the bedroom.
You would have to check with a pastor to see if the same applies under God's law.


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1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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