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Burn Liberals -
02-20-2019, 03:17 AM
Hey guys, name's Austin. I'm a transgender man who is also bisexual a liberal, and agnostic something y'all hate. I don't have a favorite Bible verse because I don't read the Bible, oh no. I had enough of it after leaving the Jehovah Witness cult.
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Re: Burn Conservatives -
02-20-2019, 03:45 AM
Welcome! So tell us, Tell what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Burn Conservatives -
02-20-2019, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by austinexists
Hey guys, name's Austin. I'm a transgender man who is also bisexual a liberal, and agnostic something y'all hate. I don't have a favorite Bible verse because I don't read the Bible, oh no. I had enough of it after leaving the Jehovah Witness cult.
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Hi sweetie and a cautious to our forum. If you are not interested in the Bible, then why the hell did you sign up on a Christian forum? Be a man and admit it: deep down, you know we're right and you're wrong, and you know your only chance of Salvation is to repent for your transgender bisexual liberalism.
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-20-2019, 05:40 AM
Welcome to the forum, autismexists.
Why did you become an agnostic after you left the JW's instead of joining a real church?
I hope you realise that saying you don't believe God exists would be as silly as me saying I don't believe you exist. You can see evidence of God and His character all around in His works of creation just as plainly as I can see evidence of you and your character in the work of your posts (and your juvenile attempt to shock us).
Rom 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-20-2019, 09:45 AM
Austin, please understand you have NEVER been exposed to the actual Bible.
The Jehovah's Witnesses use a bastardized version of the Bible, one which was modified in many key places by a former Catholic priest who claimed to be in contact with entities channeled by his wife, entities who told him what changes to make the the Bible.
I congratulate you on escaping the Jehovah's Witness cult, but I weep for you, knowing you have been denied the opportunity to quench your spiritual thirst with the holy nectar of the 1611 King James Bible.
I urge you to get a copy and read it from cover-to-cover as soon as possible!
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-20-2019, 03:17 PM
You liberals are all bums.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-21-2019, 09:33 AM
Austin
Our love for you is great but our disdain for your sin is immense. I am particularly adept in dealing with sexual sins as you have described and I feel confident that you can be used by your Creator once you experience His huge love. I would love to be His vessel and share this love with you. I hope you’re open to the blessings that Christ Jesus is willing to freely bestow.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-21-2019, 11:30 AM
My dear Austine,
It is not you we hate, it is your sin. There are a few programs ran by some very well respected members of the Landover Baptist community that can help you with your burden.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-22-2019, 12:45 AM
Oh dear, it looks like he ran away. What is it about unsaved unwashed heathens that make them want to run away from the love of Jesus and the ones who want to share that love?
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-22-2019, 09:27 AM
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Hey guys, name's Austin. I'm a transgender man who is also bisexual a liberal, and agnostic something y'all hate.
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Personally, I couldn't care less you like to get shit on your tallywhacker. God, however, hates you (Proverbs 6:16-19) and will have you burn in Hell for all eternity for being exactly what He created you to be.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Burn Liberals -
02-24-2019, 12:47 AM
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God, however, hates you (Proverbs 6:16-19) and will have you burn in Hell for all eternity for being exactly what He created you to be.
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Dear Autistic,
I think Cranky Old Man has made an important theological point. If it makes you any happier, you can see yourself as an exhibition of God's Awesome Powers and as a warning to others.
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Personally, I couldn't care less you like to get shit on your tallywhacker. God, however, hates you (Proverbs 6:16-19) and will have you burn in Hell for all eternity for being exactly what He created you to be.
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Dad stop running away. I finally found you you owe me child support money and Christmas presents for the past 40 years
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 09:12 PM
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Dad stop running away. I finally found you you owe me child support money and Christmas presents for the past 40 years
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Did you stutter, son? Jesus hates limp-wristed feebs, y'know.
Lev.21:17-23
Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 09:17 PM
This young person seems to have a huge problem with its autocorrect, which is routinely changing its age from 14 to 40. I guess it comes of using a secular operating system?
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 09:54 PM
I’m not the best math student but 40 years of child support? Is this man...what they call a retard?
Romans 12:16 [Be] of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 09:55 PM
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This young person seems to have a huge problem with its autocorrect, which is routinely changing its age from 14 to 40. I guess it comes of using a secular operating system?
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Cover your hair properly woman, or shave it off. Its your Sharia
1 Corinthians 11:6
“For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.”
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 10:52 PM
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I’m not the best math student but 40 years of child support? Is this man...what they call a retard?
Romans 12:16 [Be] of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
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I believe he is. Perhaps an innocent child like yourself shouldn't read his posts anymore. Have your father read them first.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-09-2019, 11:08 PM
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Cover your hair properly woman, or shave it off. Its your Sharia
1 Corinthians 11:6
“For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.”
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How dare you talk to an upstanding, True Christian™ woman in such a way? Mrs. Lytton-Vasey's hair is properly covered and you have no right to order her around. You make me weary and I wish someone will ban you soon.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-10-2019, 01:44 AM
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Dad stop running away. I finally found you you owe me child support money and Christmas presents for the past 40 years
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It's good you weren't one of mine. The only present you need is a smack in the pants. Chances are in my home, you would have drowned on your own accord during birth!
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Re: Burn Liberals -
03-23-2019, 09:43 AM
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1 Corinthians 11:6
“For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.”
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Now I don't want to get bogged down in the subjunctive mood because that poster did get the punctuation right. The quotation comes from a marvellous book called The Bible and I'm very happy to provide the context.
I Corinthians 11:4-10
4– Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
5a But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head
5b For that is even all one as if she were shaven.
6a For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn:
6b But if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
7a For a man indeed ought not to cover his head,
7b Forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God:
7c But the woman is the glory of the man.
8– For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9– Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels.
Nothing there about Sharia. What we do see however is a very specific context in verse 5, a verse left out deliberately EITHER in a half baked attempt at OR as a result of exposure to Kitman. The link goes to a KJV source showing context very clearly and I'll highlight another part of the chapter (also in context) later on. For now though it's all about prayer.
The context is whether or not heads should be covered during prayer. This is so obvious that we can be certain the preceding verse was excluded for a reason.
Now this thread is about liberals and their novel use of language is fairly well known. Many of them are postmodernists and the gender-identity crowd take deconstructivism to its hilarious and inevitable conclusion. They never strike me as seeming very liberated, I must say, but I'm getting away from the point a little which is hairstyles. You've all seen them walking around, the green and orange coiffure resembling a Roman centurion's helmet, the sculpted sides and starched dreadlocks looking like purple broccoli, the insane rockabilly flat-top bleached out with blue and crimson polka dots no doubt very expensive to do but not, in their eyes, a blemish on their character. That is the context of the thread.
I Corinthians 11:14-16
14 Doth not even nature itself teach you that if a man have long hair it is a shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
16 But if any man seem to be contentious, we have no such custom, neither the churches of God.
The last verse highlights the liberal perspective. Far from being ashamed of a shorn head it's absurdly easy to find half a dozen examples actually celebrating the shorn look! It's always disappointing when efforts to correct apparent error are rejected, the hand of friendship spurned. Not everyone shares the same values and not all differences are sinful. The cherry picked verse read in context provides an open door for our witness to those who need Christ but who value different hairstyles.
The New Testament provides that open door. It's a shame we couldn't get through to that other one but hopefully now this thread is back on track.
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