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08-09-2007, 05:16 AM
Aww, thanks. You seem a pretty cool person yourself.
I meant more the landover baptists....they are quite proudly mean.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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08-09-2007, 06:01 AM
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Aww, thanks. You seem a pretty cool person yourself.
I meant more the landover baptists....they are quite proudly mean.
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Aww thank you! =]
yeah, they are truly loving being mean and hateful.
Open your mind and heart
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08-09-2007, 06:13 AM
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Aww thank you! =]
yeah, they are truly loving being mean and hateful.
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Excuse me again, but I have gone out of my way to be nice to you and, in the past, the witch VanHelsing, until she tried to convince me to participate in unholy activities, the likes of which I cannot even mention here. Please be honest. Have I been nice to you, or have I been hateful to you?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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08-09-2007, 06:55 AM
you haven't been personally mean to me. Although, some other people might have been mean to other people. You might have as well. We all do get a bit snappy at times, though.
I think we can all use a little Jesus in our life. Or, maybe a lot.
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08-09-2007, 06:59 AM
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Excuse me again, but I have gone out of my way to be nice to you and, in the past, the witch VanHelsing, until she tried to convince me to participate in unholy activities, the likes of which I cannot even mention here. Please be honest. Have I been nice to you, or have I been hateful to you?
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I do have to agree that you have indeed been nice and patient in explaining your zany beliefs to me, Pastor Al.
And as to those unholy activities you speak of, how many times do I have to explain that when I asked if you'd like to do the hokey pokey in a dancing competition, I was talking about a dance!
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08-09-2007, 09:57 AM
I'm more of a Heathen than a Pagan or a Druid. Some of my family are Druids and my ex-girlfriend is a Witch.
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08-09-2007, 10:43 AM
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I'm more of a Heathen than a Pagan or a Druid. Some of my family are Druids and my ex-girlfriend is a Witch.
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Well then you should all be quite happy keeping each other company in Hell. Didnt you read the motto? unsaved unwelcome? you could repent.....or you could just go to hell along with the rest of your tree worshipping weirdo family. Either way I'm saved .
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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08-09-2007, 02:43 PM
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I'm more of a Heathen than a Pagan or a Druid. Some of my family are Druids and my ex-girlfriend is a Witch.
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Then why are you here? Are you here to mock Jesus and His Followers? If you haven't come to convert (and/or tithe), then I see no reason for you to hang around. Jesus won't waste His time with you and we won't waste ours -- if you're dead-set on going to Hell, then don't waste our precious time! We only have a few days left before Jesus raptures us away, so we have to make the most of the time we have. Wasting it on virtual_mastecation is not how I want to spend my last hours here on earth
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08-09-2007, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Excuse me again, but I have gone out of my way to be nice to you and, in the past, the witch VanHelsing, until she tried to convince me to participate in unholy activities, the likes of which I cannot even mention here. Please be honest. Have I been nice to you, or have I been hateful to you?
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I admit, my mistake, you have been nice to me and i appreciate that.
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08-10-2007, 07:26 PM
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Friend,
You must learn there is no hidden mean here at Landover. As appropriate for Biblical literalists we disseminate nothing in what we say.
I pray you didn't think I meant anything lewd about Sister Nikki.
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I try to never assume anything, which is why I asked. I think I've started getting the hang of this social terrain. I apologize if I've impugned the honor of any present, praticularly that of Sister Nikki. All of my questions were simply in the manner of gathering information.
'If any man lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraideth not.' -James 1:5
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08-23-2007, 01:38 PM
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I try to never assume anything, which is why I asked.
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Well you've assumed that God doesn't exist, that He's been lying to us all along.... That's a pretty big assumption in my book (and in God's Book™). We pray daily that you will throw away your preconceptions and come to see the soft light of Jesus Christ, as it manifests itself through Landover.
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I think I've started getting the hang of this social terrain. I apologize if I've impugned the honor of any present, praticularly that of Sister Nikki. All of my questions were simply in the manner of gathering information.
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We are not here to be "social", as we all know that is just a few letters short of "socialism". We are here to spread the gospel. If you want socializing, go to your knitting parties and other clubs with other ladies. I believe Betty Bowers has a waiting list if you're interested.... A few tithes might help your status on that list as well
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