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07-15-2007, 04:29 PM
any pagans or witches druids or occultisms
be ****ing decent to others please come on does everyone but your kind have to burn in a fiery lake for eternity its just like being racist for no apparent reason
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07-15-2007, 04:54 PM
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....You is wantin' to have relations with witches? And you is claimin' to be Christian? Is you a retarded as well? It would explain a lot.
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be ****ing decent to others please come on does everyone but your kind have to burn in a fiery lake for eternity its just like being racist for no apparent reason
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Nice "Christian" language in yo siggature there.
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07-15-2007, 06:47 PM
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If there were any cursing our Godly boards, why would you be looking for them in the singles forum? They may have no sense of morality, but that doesn't mean the Lord will turn a blind eye to your attempts to fornicate with them. He is a Jealous God, and He does not like "others' faiths."
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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07-23-2007, 01:31 AM
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Hey there. U boy or girl? I want a girl right now, but if your a boy then it does not matter.
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07-23-2007, 09:50 AM
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Hey there. U boy or girl? I want a girl right now, but if your a boy then it does not matter.
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Are you sure you're not Barack Osama?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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07-28-2007, 03:05 AM
man this thread deader than a dead ducks, i thinks maybee lord Jesus farteds on your hornay post , it true
that your lurve life---> <---an that lord Jesus
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08-06-2007, 05:08 AM
ME, but i'm trying to get banned....this forum bores mee....
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08-06-2007, 05:53 AM
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ME, but i'm trying to get banned....this forum bores mee....
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Your wish has been granted, to a certain degree. Behave yourself and tithe appropriately and you might be let out into the general population.
You'll thank me later.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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08-06-2007, 03:04 PM
Thank GOD all the horny, GODLESS homers have been sent to quarantine. They were taking over everthing and tainting it with their faggoty gayness.
Can you get the AIDS via the internet?
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08-06-2007, 09:40 PM
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Thank GOD all the horny, GODLESS homers have been sent to quarantine. They were taking over everthing and tainting it with their faggoty gayness.
Can you get the AIDS via the internet?
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I'm sure that Senator Ted Stevens would be much obliged to investigate into the seriousness of AIDS via the internet, since, as we all know the internet is a series of tubes (not unlike the human sexual organs).
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Re: witchs pagans druids oh my -
08-07-2007, 03:02 PM
To Christananddefendingothersfaiths, its ChristIan. You forgot the I. Please dont misspell your own display name. Thats so silly its kind of scary.
I dont know what your purpose is in asking to date occultists and witches and the lot, but your grasp of the English language suggests to me that you have neither the intelligence nor the strength of character to change them just yet.
Tithe and read your scriptures.
With time, you'll get there!
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08-07-2007, 03:17 PM
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Nice "Christian" language in yo siggature there.
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I think this may be another member of BFDtodod.
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08-08-2007, 05:03 PM
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To Christananddefendingothersfaiths, its ChristIan. You forgot the I. Please dont misspell your own display name. Thats so silly its kind of scary.
I dont know what your purpose is in asking to date occultists and witches and the lot, but your grasp of the English language suggests to me that you have neither the intelligence nor the strength of character to change them just yet.
Tithe and read your scriptures.
With time, you'll get there!
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Hmmm... I think I like you.
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08-08-2007, 05:48 PM
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Hmmm... I think I like you.
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Friend,
I hope it is more than like. Christ wants us to love our fellow Christians. Sister Nikki shared her love for Christ with each and every brother in Landover Baptist, twice in some cases! I hope you are inspired by her example.
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08-08-2007, 05:56 PM
While I carry an intrinsic love for all Children of God, the term 'Love' as it is commonly used carries a connotation of emotional, intellectual, and eventually, physical intimacy. I feel that to say that I 'Love' her without further clarifying would be presumptuous of me, and be inconsiderate of her personal emotions.
So, it was not out of religious misunderstanding that I used that term, but more an understanding of words and the potential misperceptions that can arise from such.
I trust that the double entendre of her demonstrating her 'love' for the men of that community was only in jest? I haven't been able to fully understand the social dynamic of this forum yet, so some things that I think may be serious could actually be jokes. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually.
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08-08-2007, 07:26 PM
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What double entendre?
BJ said that she shared her love FOR CHRIST with each and every brother.
But you seem to be thinking of something base.. Get your mind out the gutter!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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08-08-2007, 09:08 PM
My mind is out of the gutter. I'm trying to figure out where everyone else's is. Hence the confusion.
'If any man lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraideth not.' -James 1:5
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08-08-2007, 09:24 PM
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I trust that the double entendre of her demonstrating her 'love' for the men of that community was only in jest? I haven't been able to fully understand the social dynamic of this forum yet, so some things that I think may be serious could actually be jokes. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually.
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Friend,
You must learn there is no hidden mean here at Landover. As appropriate for Biblical literalists we disseminate nothing in what we say.
I pray you didn't think I meant anything lewd about Sister Nikki.
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08-09-2007, 04:49 AM
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You must learn there is no hidden mean here at Landover. As appropriate for Biblical literalists we disseminate nothing in what we say.
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I'd have to agree. There's no hidden mean here at all, everybody is openly mean.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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08-09-2007, 05:05 AM
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I'd have to agree. There's no hidden mean here at all, everybody is openly mean.
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Indeed
well not everybody. im not mean...well im not to people who are cool (such as you Rachel)
Open your mind and heart
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