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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 07:19 AM
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ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.
Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
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I see that logic won't serve in this case so I will appeal to something more toward the emotional side.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 01:11 PM
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And who says unicorns were first mentioned in the bible, huh?
Unicorns were first mentioned more than two thousand years ago by Greek physician Ctesias in 398 BC.
Once more, the bible plagiarizes the ancient Greeks.
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Mrs. Van Hellhound, please refresh my memory as to when the Book of Numbers and the Book of Isaiah were written.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.
Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
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Another explanation might be that since the existence of unicorns were common knowledge, it would be quite normal to see them mentioned in more than one text. I think that trees have been mentioned in several different books over the years...Does that seem like plagiarism to you?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 05:20 PM
Theres proof that dragons existed, so that means unicorns might have existed too. Someone who was writing the bible probally threw a unicorn in there to add drama to it or something, that could be true.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 06:10 PM
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Theres proof that dragons existed, so that means unicorns might have existed too.
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You're actually making sense for a change. The Holy King James Bible indeed says that dragons existed:
Psa 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-27-2006, 10:39 PM
What stuffed animals are appropriate then?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-28-2006, 01:57 PM
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What stuffed animals are appropriate then?
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Appropriate for what exactly? I hope you don't mean what I think you mean....
Jesus will send you to hell for that!
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-28-2006, 04:59 PM
Wow, are you kidding me? Stuffed animals for kids to play with you retard! Or do you have to assicociate EVERYTHING with sick stuff?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-28-2006, 06:08 PM
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Wow, are you kidding me? Stuffed animals for kids to play with you retard! Or do you have to assicociate EVERYTHING with sick stuff?
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How dare you suggest that Pastor Zeke has a depraved mind. He was clearly refering to using stuff animals as idols to place before God and worship! Leave your plushy fetish outside this forum young harlot!
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-29-2006, 01:39 PM
Well stuffed animals are pretty cute, and so are unicorns.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-29-2006, 02:28 PM
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Well stuffed animals are pretty cute, and so are unicorns.
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Pardon my asking, but aren't you a little too old still to be playing with those things?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-29-2006, 03:32 PM
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Well stuffed animals are pretty cute, and so are unicorns.
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The point Brother Mayfield is tryng to make and you seem to be missing (not surprising as you are a girl) is that unicorns are NOT cute, they are anything but!
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Pardon my asking, but aren't you a little too old still to be playing with those things?
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Icky is a girl you know, girls are always into cute things like stuffed animals, dolls, etc. no matter their age. It probably has to do with the simpler minds God gave them or something like that.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
09-29-2006, 04:55 PM
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Pardon my asking, but aren't you a little too old still to be playing with those things?
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Personally, I think she's a little young to be fantasising about being deflowered by a unicorn, but then maybe I'm just an old stick-in-the-mud about these things.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
10-03-2006, 12:50 PM
Nah, I don't play with stuffed animals or want to be deflowered by unicorns, I just think they are cool.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
10-03-2006, 12:53 PM
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Nah, I don't play with stuffed animals or want to be deflowered by unicorns, I just think they are cool.
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Jesus is cooler. Try picking up a Bible sometime harlot.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
10-03-2006, 01:08 PM
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Appropriate for what exactly? I hope you don't mean what I think you mean....
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I think that's precisely what was implied.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
10-03-2006, 01:10 PM
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I think that's precisely what was implied.
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I hope you're proud of yourself VonHellbent! Encouraging young lezbeans to deflower themselves with toy unicorns...even you should be ashamed!
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
10-03-2006, 01:14 PM
You do mistake my intentions Zeke....I would never suggest experimenting with such an uncomfortable object *snicker*
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
11-13-2006, 08:35 PM
Puh, neither would I.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. -
11-13-2006, 09:13 PM
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Puh, neither would I.
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Good girl. Now your learning! Don't listen to that mean old baby eatening witch Van Hellsinger; she just wants you Ixi to hurt yourself out of pure spite.
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