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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-15-2009, 11:29 PM

[quote=DarknessFallsX;293723]Actually the shooters from Columbine and Virginia Tech were part of the "TrenchCoat Mafia" meaning they were not Goth but people who thought they are badasses because they wore black thus making them a poseur.[/quote]...and you are people who wear black thus making you... what?





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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-15-2009, 11:55 PM

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1. Why do female Goths run around throwing their period blood over children.
No one in their right minds do that, could you please link me to something, other than RG Green pretending to know about goths that shows that they do this.
Rev. Green was banned from this forum long ago when it was discovered that he in fact was a goth. In my opinion, that gives him at least the same credibility as you.

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2. Why do Goths drink urine.
See Above
That is not an answer. Why do you goth scum always lie?

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3. Why do Goths worship Hitler?
Every Goth really is different. The only similarities Goths have is the bands and black clothing.
That is another lie. You goth scum have hundreds of similarities. In your childish struggle to stand out from Normal (Christian) society, you all think, act and dress alike.

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4. Why are all Goths pedophiles?
See answer to question 1
Again, not an answer. We have documented thousands of cases of goth scum engaging in all manner of perversion, in defiance of God. Because you don't follow the Holy Bible, you are all immoral.

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5. Why do you freaks hate Christians so much?
Why do you hate Goths so much?
Another typical goth demonic evasion. You can't answer a question with a question.

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6. Why do Goths hate babies.
"Every Goth really is different. The only similarities Goths have is the bands and black clothing."
It is a well-established fact that gothism is an offshoot of witchcraft and punk rock. As such, you all engage in sacrificing Christian babies during black mass. Don't try and deny it! We have hours of video tape evidence!

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7. Why are Goths so violent? Is it because you were bullied in School? Is that why you want to punish all your classmates?
Most Goths are open minded and friendly, but there are "bad eggs" in every crowd and those are the people that give Goths a bad name
Being "open-minded" is exactly the problem. You are all open to any sort of sin. You think painting yourselves up to look like zombies and murdering everyone in the school lunchroom is perfectly okay, because you live outside of God's Grace. Anything goes with you people. You have no morality to follow.

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8. Why do you scar up your bodies with tattoos and piercings, when you know God will hate you for it?
Those are Emos
Are you saying that goths have no piercings? Are you saying that there is a substantial difference between goths and emos? I beg to differ, boy. We have countless photographs that say you're lying.

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9. Why do Goths eat their own vomit,
could you please link me to something, other than RG Green pretending to know about goths that shows that they do this
Again, since Green turned out to be a goth himself, I think he was telling the truth about this. You people will go to any lengths to be "different" and "cool" to each other. You reject Normal (Christian) decency and embrace all manner of perversion and degeneracy.

I have personally seen goths engage in this practice. In my basement.


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10. Why do Goths, who are obsessed with death, horror movies, Harry Potter, Wicca witchcraft and the darker side of life, 'think' they can still be Christians?
Because Jesus will forgive their sins as long as they don't curse the Holy Ghost.
Wrong again, Fido. Jesus will not forgive any of you unless you REPENT. That means STOP BEING PERVERTS and spitting in His loving face. You have to turn your life over to Christ and give up your sin and debauchery. You have to be sincere. It isn't just "Oh by the way, forgive me for all the times I worshiped satan" and then you keep doing it. It doesn't work like that.

It is not possible to be a goth and a Christian at the same time.


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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-16-2009, 02:02 AM

Whats the point in answering questions if all i get is "LIES"
What use would "Green" get in all of this.
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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-16-2009, 02:13 AM

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Whats the point in answering questions if all i get is "LIES"
What use would "Green" get in all of this.
www.godhatesgoths.com/disclaimer.htm
Do you take pleaser in pissing others off?
Jesus called you here for a reason, boy, and it wasn't so you could spin more lies about the goth cult. We have studied you freaks for years and we know exactly what depravity and satanic evilness you all get up to.

The only thing I take pleasure in is defeating satan and spreading God's Truth everywhere I go. I make no apologies for rebuking you in His name.

So, are you going to go cry and cut yourself because I hurt your little feeling when I habded you your ass on each and every lie you told, or are you going to reject satan and beg Jesus to take over your worthless life? The choice is yours boy.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-16-2009, 04:32 AM

Dear Goth,

why do you practice witchcraft?

why do you like killing people?

why do you want to destroy children?

why won't you let Jesus save you?

why are you such a freak?

why do you cry all day?

why do you attack innocent people?

why do you try to change your gender (men act like women, women act like men)?

why do you keep live bats in your pants?

why do you bother us true Christians?

why do you drink blood?

why do goths sometimes call themselves "punks"?

why do you try to get people to worship Satan?

why do goths get arrested so often?

why do you kidnap children?

what denomination are you?

why are there no negro goths?

what is "heavy metal"? is it some sort of weapon goths use to attack good Christians?

how many people have you killed?
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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-16-2009, 04:34 AM

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Dear Goth,

why do you practice witchcraft?

why do you like killing people?

why do you want to destroy children?

why won't you let Jesus save you?

why are you such a freak?

why do you cry all day?

why do you attack innocent people?

why do you try to change your gender (men act like women, women act like men)?

why do you keep live bats in your pants?

why do you bother us true Christians?

why do you drink blood?

why do goths sometimes call themselves "punks"?

why do you try to get people to worship Satan?

why do goths get arrested so often?

why do you kidnap children?

what denomination are you?

why are there no negro goths?

what is "heavy metal"? is it some sort of weapon goths use to attack good Christians?

how many people have you killed?
Don't bother. He'll just lie. His father satan is the father of all lies.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-17-2009, 02:58 AM

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Rev. Green was banned from this forum long ago when it was discovered that he in fact was a goth. In my opinion, that gives him at least the same credibility as you.
Holy Hera, when the hell did this happen? Where was I? Why wasn't I told? I feel so betrayed! Who else that I trusted around here turned out to be a liar and a scoundrel?

Completely unrelated to anything: Where did TemplarPhi get off to? Why hasn't Rachael Van Helsing been here lately? WHAT'S GOING ON TO THE PEOPLE I LOVE???

Okay, I guess I should get on topic a little:
Darkness,
For how long have you been Goth?
To which Gothic sub-culture do you belong?
What do you think about Candy Kids? Scene Kids? Emos? Punks?
What are some of your interests?
What's your favourite kind of music? Favourite band?
What's your favourite colour?
How old are you?
What's your Zodiac sign?
Where are you from?
Do you blood-let?
What are some of your favourite horror movies?
What's your favourite kind of food (Chinese, Italian, etc)?
Do you speak any languages other than English?
How's your grammar?
Your reference to the Holy Ghost makes me suspect you of being Catholic, or of having been Catholic at one point in time, am I correct in my suspicion?
What are your beliefs?
Do you have any questions that you'd like to have answered?


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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-17-2009, 02:59 AM

You listen to fools, liars, and sinners. What do you expect?


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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-17-2009, 03:26 AM

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You listen to fools, liars, and sinners. What do you expect?
Hey! I wasn't the only one to have been duped by "Reverend" Green.


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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-18-2009, 01:16 AM

*Pokes Darkness with a stick and waits to see if candy will fall out*... *Pokes again* Hey, who broke it? Can we fix it?

Here's another question for you: where's my friggin' candy, dude?

Oh! Oh! And another! Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?


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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-18-2009, 06:50 AM

Somebody worth talking to.
For how long have you been Goth? A little over 2 years
To which Gothic sub-culture do you belong? Goth is the subculture

What do you think about Candy Kids? Scene Kids? Emos? Punks? Never heard of Candy Kids, but I like and respect the rest
What are some of your interests? Guitar, music, video games, reptiles. That sort of thing
What's your favourite kind of music? Favourite band? Gothic Rock lol. Fav bands are Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Alien Sex Fiend and Christian Death
What's your favourite colour? Black, Red and Green
How old are you? 14, turning 15 in 2 months
What's your Zodiac sign? Tauraus
Where are you from? Canada
Do you blood-let? Sorry but what is that?
What are some of your favourite horror movies? The Exorcism of Emily Rose
What's your favourite kind of food (Chinese, Italian, etc)? Seafood
Do you speak any languages other than English? Nope
How's your grammar? Not bad
Your reference to the Holy Ghost makes me suspect you of being Catholic, or of having been Catholic at one point in time, am I correct in my suspicion? No, different beliefs interest me though
What are your beliefs? Still searching, but i'm leaning towards paganism(OH NO)
Do you have any questions that you'd like to have answered? Not really
where's my friggin' candy, dude? I'N MY CANDAH DRAWER lol
Who took the cookies from the cookie jar? I don't know. . . Nobar?
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I am NOT on a diet. I eat whatever I want.


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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 02-18-2009, 06:59 AM

Lol, I took a guess. Fine another guess. . .
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For how long have you been Goth? A little over 2 years
You're only 12 years old, right?
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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 05-05-2009, 09:21 AM

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Jesus called you here for a reason, boy, and it wasn't so you could spin more lies about the goth cult. We have studied you freaks for years and we know exactly what depravity and satanic evilness you all get up to.

The only thing I take pleasure in is defeating satan and spreading God's Truth everywhere I go. I make no apologies for rebuking you in His name.

So, are you going to go cry and cut yourself because I hurt your little feeling when I habded you your ass on each and every lie you told, or are you going to reject satan and beg Jesus to take over your worthless life? The choice is yours boy.
Pastor Ezekiel,

I stumbled upon this thread by accident while looking up photos. I must admit, I was quite intrigued by the arguing I witnessed.

Having said that. I'll add a bit about myself before continuing. I'm not a GOTH. But I an not a Christian either. I do however believe in "GOD". I am a normal person, I use the term normal very loosely in term to define the average person. I have a few piercing and many tattoos.

I read this thread, and noticed you call this young man a liar. When he was asked to answer the questions. His answers were quite intelligent, which indicates that he's educated. You, call him a LIAR. YOU, also say that you have video evidence of such acts. Along with photos of such acts. You do realize that there is a computer program called PHOTOSHOP, correct? So any photo evidence you have does NOt prove your point.

YOU, refer to this young man as "BOY". You are aware that the term BOY, in the demeaning way you phrase it was a name land owners and farmers in history called thier slaves. It's now considered a racist word when used in the manner you did.

You, said you witnessed personally in your basement "Goths" eating thier own vomit. Why do you have goths tied up in your basement and refuse to feed them? If this is not the case. Then you, Sir, are as much of a liar as you acuse this young man of being.

YOU!!!!!!! Said "Normal (Christian)". Since when is Christian the norm? You Sir, are a hipocrit. By your own signature, YOU WILL BE DAMNED!

While we're on this subject of liars, and "Normal (Christian)". I'd also like to add that in the last 100 years, there have been dozens of your normal (Christian) pastors been charged, and convicted of sexual abuse, and sexual assault on young boys and girls.....Pedephiles! So who are the pedephiles? Goths? Or Christians?

I'd like for you to look up a name. Jim Jones. You should know the name. He was a Pastor, a christian. Who mass suicided (Murdered) nearly a whole town of people. IN THE NAME OF GOD. He was also thrown out, for congregating blacks into his church. Thrown out for being a non racist? Thrown out from Christians? Racists..........

Please spare us your self-righteous bullshit. You want to badger this young man for his beliefs, when I can prove, through Factual evidence (Not stories of people in my basement either) that Christians have thier own "bad eggs" in the bunch.

If you'd like to argue with me. Let's do it.
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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 05-05-2009, 09:33 AM

I'm guessing I'll be banned damn near immediately.

I also wanted to add I don't have a problem with you Christians, I feel to each thier own. I do believe in God. But just that, God. Not Jehovah, not anything any other beliefs believe GODS name what God is.

I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just mearly stating facts, and handing you sir, your ass.
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Default Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth - 05-05-2009, 09:51 AM

Hello, me again.

Pastor Zekial, or whatever your name is.

You have never, in your lifetime disobeyed your parents? Never lied? Anything? You are chiseled from stone, and perfect? I think not. DAMNED

I noticed, under our names we have titles. I'm "Unsaved Trash". When did God give you the right to label humanity? We are ALL gods children.

One last thing (That is of course, only if you're a coward and ban me. And refuse to debate with me). There is a banner above this post. One of this sites sponsors. Called Palm Springs, California. It says come make new friends. yadda yadda yadda. Anyways, the two men on this banner are, infact Homosexual. The body language clearly shows it. And no arguing since the website under the banner says "GAYPALMSPRINGSCA.COM. So, since homosexuals are damned. It's fine for your website to be sponsored by them? So why not find some goth sites, maybe they will sponsor you. Perhaps some Satanist groups, or pedephile groups. You could get sponsored from every sinning group in the world. So are you all about the all-mighty-dollar? Or do you really have any morals? Because at this point I'm starting to believe otherwise.

I say you, since your name says Pastor. Also, you stood out from everyone else. You're educated, and you know your religon very well. So when I say you, when refering to the site. I'm not implying the site is yours. It may be, and then it proves my points further. It may not be. However, you still stood out the most, and I specifically targetted you with my first post. I made no mistakes on who I refered to in any posts. Everything I said it pointed at the person or organization I intended it for. So, do not come back with arguments regarding this situation.

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Please! Before you start feeding us anymore lies and Gothic Propaganda about how 'Goths don't hate babies', please be aware that we already know the Truth about you freaks from an Ex-Goth, who 'came out of the Coffin' a few years ago on our 'Interview with the Ex-Vampire' Thread.

What he told us about the sick Gothic Deathstyle was very illuminating.

Here is a short extract from that transcript:

And you idiots believe this bullshit? C'mon, for real, if a person did this, they'd be prison for the rest of thier lives!! First of all, a babe can't take 20-30 punches to the head without the soft skull caving in. Which, I guess is your point.

However, to prove this person who came out of the coffin a phonie and a liar. You can't jump on a womens stomache until the baby comes out. Doesn't work that way. Before you believe a true liar, go back to school and take up anatomy, and physics. You spend a lot of time learning worship and that's great. But it doesn't teach you how to detect a true liar, obviously.
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Hello, me again.

Pastor Zekial, or whatever your name is.
My name is Pastor Ezekiel Flint. My church bio can be viewed HERE. You will speak to me, and any other True Christian™ you encounter on this forum, with respect. Otherwise you will lose your posting privileges.

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You have never, in your lifetime disobeyed your parents? Never lied? Anything? You are chiseled from stone, and perfect? I think not. DAMNED
Everyone has sinned. The difference between you and I is that I am Saved©. My sins have been washed clean in Christ's blood, as the Bible says.

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1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood.

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I noticed, under our names we have titles. I'm "Unsaved Trash". When did God give you the right to label humanity? We are ALL gods children.
Can you show me even one verse in the Holy Bible that backs up this statement? I have the Word of God committed to memory, pal, and I can assure you that you are not "God's child" simply because He created you.

When a person is Saved, salvation is assured (Romans 8:1). You are not Saved.

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One last thing (That is of course, only if you're a coward and ban me. And refuse to debate with me). There is a banner above this post. One of this sites sponsors. Called Palm Springs, California. It says come make new friends. yadda yadda yadda. Anyways, the two men on this banner are, infact Homosexual. The body language clearly shows it. And no arguing since the website under the banner says "GAYPALMSPRINGSCA.COM. So, since homosexuals are damned. It's fine for your website to be sponsored by them? So why not find some goth sites, maybe they will sponsor you. Perhaps some Satanist groups, or pedephile groups. You could get sponsored from every sinning group in the world. So are you all about the all-mighty-dollar? Or do you really have any morals? Because at this point I'm starting to believe otherwise.
As has been pointed out innumerable times, we have no control over the Google ads that you see. They are keyed to your surfing habits. The only ads I see are for Pastoral Sermon cheat sheets and Sunday School room dividers.

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I say you, since your name says Pastor. Also, you stood out from everyone else. You're educated, and you know your religon very well. So when I say you, when refering to the site. I'm not implying the site is yours. It may be, and then it proves my points further. It may not be. However, you still stood out the most, and I specifically targetted you with my first post. I made no mistakes on who I refered to in any posts. Everything I said it pointed at the person or organization I intended it for. So, do not come back with arguments regarding this situation.

Have a pleasant evening.
Friend, this is a Christian forum, not a debate site. Please take a look at THIS thread which has been designed specifically for new posters such as yourself.

I hope that you will get over your anger at God and accept Christ as your personal Savior, as we have. Otherwise, you are bound to spend eternity in hellfire, gargling satan's spunk.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just mearly stating facts, and handing you sir, your ass.
Pastor Zeke has an ass? I never heard of that.

His servants have a few chickens, yes, but I doubt the good Pastor would need an ass in his house. Not even a talking one.

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