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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 04:56 AM
By the way, VictoryOS, IM A GIRL. SO <<< indecent proposal removed by moderator >>>
Last edited by Basilissa; 03-23-2016 at 05:03 AM.
Reason: removed an indecent proposal directed towards our sweet, innocent Sister VOS.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 05:11 AM
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By the way, VictoryOS, IM A GIRL. SO <<< indecent proposal removed by moderator >>>
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Are you really sure of that?
If you were really a girl, as you purport to be, you would behave yourself in the way that God has advised us when He returns to Zion:
Zechariah 8:5
“And the streets of the citie shall be full of boyes and girles playing in the streets thereof.”
The flip side of the coin is that you will be severely punished:
Joel 3:3
“And they haue cast lots for my people, and haue giuen a boy for a harlot, and solde a girle for wine, that they might drinke.”
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 05:22 AM
Oh, a girl! That explains the knee-jerk reactions and absolute absence of rational thought!
Look honeybunch, there are about 40 pages of explanations as to why Gerard Way is a perverted Satanist worthy of the deepest bowels of hell. Instead of vomiting a bunch of ill thought out reactionary nonsense and poorly cherry picked and utterly out of context bits of scripture, how about you flip back and read our Biblically accurate reasoning for why Gerard Way is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Obama combined? If the polysyllabic words are beyond your meager reading comprehension, perhaps you could have your 13 year old brother read it to you once he tosses a semen-drenched sock into the hamper and exits the bathroom.
Get back to us once you've reviewed the Biblically accurate arguments, and present contextual scripture-backed counter arguments, assuming you can find any.
YIC
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 05:33 AM
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Yeah, and if the earth stopped revolving, it would have the same effect...
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But that's not what the Bible says happened, so no one claiming to be a Christian would say otherwise (unless they wanted to be laughed at, scorned, shunned, and kicked out of the Church).
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Science books do not contain evidence, they cite it and explain it. Pick one side or the other, and learn how to live up to it, would you?
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 09:30 PM
Ok, thats it. You mother piffleers are just as bad as anyone else! You all have sinned as well, and you can't say you haven't. EVERYONE sins thanks to Adam and Eve. So, learn to deal with it, cause you are just as bad. Also, I am a girl, I'm piffleing 13, and I'm a freaking Agnostic who believes in piffleing equality. So piffle off.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 09:35 PM
BTW, I used the F bomb there, but the stupid forum doesn't like it. You are all just freaking humans CLAIMING to be all superior so you can judge others. Well, guess what? YOU'RE NOT. GOD is the main judge, not you. With the way you act, its obvious you either 1. Don't believe that, or 2. Are too stupid to care. So, as you said,
STFU
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 10:09 PM
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Ok, thats it. You mother piffleers are just as bad as anyone else! You all have sinned as well, and you can't say you haven't...
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Nobody here is claiming that they've never sinned. The thing that your reading comprehension difficulties have prevented you from understanding is, the Bible says that once you accept Jesus, He removes the stain of sin from your soul (making you sinless), and True™ believers become incapable of sinning ever again. More info in this thread: True Christians are Perfect! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44504
So you lied when you attested that you were over 18 when you registered. How is anyone to trust anything you say after that?
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...and I'm a freaking Agnostic...
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Don't capitalize agnostic, it's not a proper noun. If the moderators allow an admitted underaged liar to continue posting, maybe we can discuss the ridiculousness of agnosticism?
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...who believes in piffleing equality. So piffle off.
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Nice to see that you're such a proponent of free speech.
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...GOD is the main judge, not you...
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And the Bible tells us what God's standards are. Almost nobody has ever bothered to read the damned thing (especially so-called "Christians"), so this is like a public educational service. Why do you hate educating people?
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 10:31 PM
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BTW, I used the F bomb there, but the stupid forum doesn't like it. You are all just freaking humans CLAIMING to be all superior so you can judge others. Well, guess what? YOU'RE NOT. GOD is the main judge, not you. With the way you act, its obvious you either 1. Don't believe that, or 2. Are too stupid to care. So, as you said,
STFU
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Calm down, child. You're not making sense. Tell us dear, are you a lesbian? Do you touch yourself at night? Are you horrifyingly disfigured? Fat? Pimply? Suffer from bad breath? For whatever reason you are so angry, Jesus has a cure for that. If you but open your heart to Him, He can cure your many faults!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 10:37 PM
Ha changed my avatar. Its my dog shadow!!! Anyway why all this fuss over a dude? I never heard of him, so why make it a priority to dis him?
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-23-2016, 11:59 PM
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Calm down, child. You're not making sense. Tell us dear, are you a lesbian? Do you touch yourself at night? Are you horrifyingly disfigured? Fat? Pimply? Suffer from bad breath? For whatever reason you are so angry, Jesus has a cure for that. If you but open your heart to Him, He can cure your many faults!
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Naw, I'm mad cause I'm tired of people bashing and hating on others who dont deserve it. Reaper, Gerard Way is the main singer for My Chemical Romance, my favorite bad, and they are claiming he's evil when he is trying to save lives. Gerard may have done some bad things, but we know he asked for forgiveness, at least from his fans, his band members, and God. They are claiming he is still scum. And no, "True Christians" are still sinners cause everyone sins. And you guys are sort of saying that you are perfect and no one else is when you bash on people for mistakes they made in their lives. Also, Didymus? I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over my favorite MCR song thats blasting into my ears.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-24-2016, 12:40 AM
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And you guys are sort of saying that you are perfect and no one else is when you bash on people for mistakes they made in their lives.
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Yes and it is the Truth™ because the Holy Bible says so.
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Also, Didymus? I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over my favorite MCR song thats blasting into my ears.
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Translation from teenage babbling: "Sorry, Didymus, but as a little kid I am not able to engage in a thoughtful exchange of arguments."
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-24-2016, 12:42 AM
How do I pm people?
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-24-2016, 12:50 AM
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How do I pm people?
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That's a privilege that you earn, dear. You haven't.
I hope that was helpful.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-24-2016, 01:27 AM
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Yes and it is the Truth™ because the Holy Bible says so.
Translation from teenage babbling: "Sorry, Didymus, but as a little kid I am not able to engage in a thoughtful exchange of arguments."
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I'm sorry, but you are the one fighting against me. If you didn't want to fight against a teen, you could have stopped.
Plus, I'd rather burn in Hell than be in Purgatory. I'll make no apology, its death or victory.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-24-2016, 01:29 AM
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I'm sorry, but you are the one fighting against me. If you didn't want to fight against a teen, you could have stopped.
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I'm simply showing you that your argumentation is invalid. That's not fighting, that's teaching. You're welcome.
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Plus, I'd rather burn in Hell than be in Purgatory. I'll make no apology, its death or victory.
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Newsflash: there's no such a thing as a Purgatory. It's a Catholic superstition without a shred of Biblical support.
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I'll Let This World Explode -
03-24-2016, 01:33 AM
Nah, its fighting. Teaching is when you are trying to get the child to learn, not insulting them. And Purgatory is a reference to Heaven in the song it was used in.
"I'd rather go to hell,
Than be in purgatory.
Cut my hair,
Gag and bore me.
Pull this pin,
Let this world explode!"
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Re: I'll Let This World Explode -
03-24-2016, 01:58 AM
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Nah, its fighting. Teaching is when you are trying to get the child to learn, not insulting them. And Purgatory is a reference to Heaven in the song it was used in.
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No, pumpkin. You came here to pick a fight and try to defend the devil worshiper whose cult you belong to. You didn't bother reading the arguments others from your satanic sect have presented. You didn't bother to read our rational rebuttals of those claims. You spouted cherry-picked scripture you ignorantly thought would make a case for you, then got all butt-hurt when time and again we demonstrated how poor your comprehension of scripture was by explaining the context behind the select passages you offered. All the while you have become more and more belligerent toward our attempts to educate you and guide you to illumination. You are the only one fighting.
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"I'd rather go to hell,
Than be in purgatory.
Cut my hair,
Gag and bore me.
Pull this pin,
Let this world explode!"
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I don't know that tune. It surely isn't Roper Crossburn, because is isn't a Mary-worshiping catlick. Marty Robbins?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
03-24-2016, 02:02 AM
Look it up yourself.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
09-12-2016, 01:37 AM
I HAVE BEEN READING THIS THREAD FOR A YEAR AND IT STILL MAKES MY DAY WHY DOES THIS EXIST I'M CRYING X'D
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
09-12-2016, 01:43 AM
800 REPLIES I'M DEAD OH MY GOSH WHY
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