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Default Re: I am SO upset. - 05-23-2016, 02:28 AM

Yes, you are very true. Don't judge people by race, gender, ect. God created all humans no matter who they are, and you should have respect for His creation, especially considering that you're Hiss creation as well.
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Default Re: I am SO upset. - 05-23-2016, 03:25 AM

I didn't bother to check, but I assume that none of those women placed well in this race.


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Default Re: I am SO upset. - 05-23-2016, 06:54 AM

I blame the vaginal stimulation community for this outrage! Go karts are from Satan and all of these uppity harlots will have first raced on one of them, I guarantee it!



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Thumbs down Re: I am SO upset. - 10-01-2016, 10:11 PM

You are all sexist, racist, close-minded, narcissists. You should be grateful that there are people around you that are actually able to achieve, unlike you all. Who cares if they are female? So are 50% of the workplace. Why are you all so determined for inequality?! That's not what God wanted, and how would you know otherwise? All of your "Bible quotes" are just misinterpreted jumble. Have you maybe considered that we are not meant to follow in Jesus' footsteps, but instead learn from his mistakes whenever he does not care or appreciate? You are all going to Hell, sorry to break it to you.


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Love Jesus Re: I am SO upset. - 10-01-2016, 10:37 PM

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You are all sexist, racist, close-minded, narcissists.
And hello to you, too, sweetie!

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You should be grateful that there are people around you that are actually able to achieve, unlike you all. Who cares if they are female? So are 50% of the workplace. Why are you all so determined for inequality?!
Because this is what Jesus wants, dear.

1 Timothy 2:11-14
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

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That's not what God wanted, and how would you know otherwise?
Well, you see, God gave us a Manual of Life, which is also known as the Holy Bible. That Holy Book contains everything that you need to know about life, and most importantly - how to live your life in the correct way.

You really should read it sometimes.

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All of your "Bible quotes" are just misinterpreted jumble.
Please, explain away, how the above verse is "misinterpreted jumble." It's written in plain English, so there is really not much left to interpret, is there? It's not like the Holy Bible was written in the obfuscating style of Pierre Bordieau, where after finishing the book you still have no idea what the fudge did he mean by "habitus."

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Have you maybe considered that we are not meant to follow in Jesus' footsteps, but instead learn from his mistakes whenever he does not care or appreciate?
Are you suggesting that Jesus is not perfect?

Are you suggesting that we should be better than God?

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You are all going to Hell, sorry to break it to you.
For what? For doing exactly what God tells us to do? What kind of a cruel God do you believe in?!
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Cool Re: I am SO upset. - 10-02-2016, 01:19 AM

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You are all sexist, racist, close-minded, narcissists. Have you maybe considered that we are not meant to follow in Jesus' footsteps, but instead learn from his mistakes whenever he does not care or appreciate? You are all going to Hell, sorry to break it to you.

Bravo!


I wrote a book about how Jesus didn't appreciate all the lessons the Jews tried to teach him. He could have been known as a famous philosopher had he written his own stuff. Instead he left things to the memory of those who hung out with him. We all know they wanted to look important so they embellished the stories to make the guy look like some miracle worker (it sells - what can I say).


Unfortunately, Jesus didn't listen and he ended up dying. When the real Messiah appears, things will be different. First, He will have a twitter account, then He will go on MSNBC to squash the repubs (otherwise known as repugs - as in repugnant). What a day that will be indeed.


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