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Default How to Become Wife Material - Very Detailed - 01-27-2014, 03:43 AM

You can't become a wife if you aren't wife material! Here is how to become a good future wife.
Appearance:
Although we should never be vain, True Christian men are only going to notice an attractive woman.
1. Hair. It would be best if you are a natural blonde, but if not you have to work with what you got. Make sure your hair is very shiny and healthy. Use deep conditioners regularly. Get it trimmed once a year and grow it very long. Style it in pigtails, curls, ponytails, updos, straight, and buns. Never braids.
2. Skin. Your skin should be clear, soft, shaved, and pale. Cleanse, tone, and moisturize your face and use a facial mask once a week for clear soft skin. Shave your legs and armpits every day and moisturize after. Wash your body daily too. To get pale, exfoliate and scrub with lemon juice.
3. Makeup. Don't wear too much makeup, but enough to highlight your natural beauty. Concealer on blemishes, mascara, and lipstick are all that is necessary to look simply stunning.
4. Body. Your body should be healthy and in shape to be able to clean up the house. Workout every morning to be very slim. The perfect body has a very small waist, long skinny legs, and small hips, shoulders, hands, and feet. A good body example is Cinderella.
5. Clothes. A True Christian wife dresses modestly. Skirts and dresses that are at least knee length as well as blouses that are up to your collarbone are appropriate. You should wear a cardigan or sweater on top of that as well as slippers, ballet flats, or heels. Make sure to own several aprons for housework. Appropriate colors are pastels. Never wear pants! If you do, throw all of them out ASAP!
Religion:
1. Pray whenever possible. Pray every second you can. Pray meaningful prayers and pray for a husband.
2. Read KJV1611 Bible every day. If you want, come on here and discuss verses with us!
3. Attend Baptist Church. Every day you can stop in to church and pray there.
4. Memorize the KJV1611 Bible. Know it by heart!
5. Become a True Christian. Do not even consider marriage until you are considered a True Christian.
Skills:
1. Cleaning. You need to be able to clean anything and everything you could possibly own until it smells divine and is sparkling like a diamond in the sky.
2. Cooking. Be able to bake amazing pies. This is VERY important. Also be able to bake cookies, cakes, and sweet treats for your husband. Cook delicious steak, chicken, turkey, ham, ribs, vegetables, and bread for your hubby. It would be best if you grew some of your own vegetables.
3. Sewing. Be able to sew aprons, skirts, blouses, dresses, and sweaters for yourself as most of your clothes should be homemade. Also be able to repair any clothing item. Make sure your mending is better than it looked before. The clothes you sew are representations to your husband of how wonderful you are.
4. Child raising. Be able to let your husband beat/torture your children as much as necessary. Learn to raise them into True Christians. Homeschool them well so they are well knowledged and can start working early. Teach your daughters of their worthlessness and your sons of their power. If your daughter does want a career, make it something like fashion designing, cosmetology, nursing, writing, or other feminine things. Sons can be anything they want that is godly and their father agrees to.
Finding a husband:
This is the hard part. I suggest finding one from church or school that is a True Christian. Only date True Christian men. And make sure he pays for you! If you are raped, you must marry the person who raped you.

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