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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Molineux
Now isn't the time to admit i'm homosexual then. I'm joking btw.
I hope i do find a good woman, and i hope that i will love her enough to not ever lay a hand on her, as i believe (whether you do or not), that men and women are equal. Perhaps God did not mean it to be that way, but through the centuries they have balanced out, and now there are probably just as many cases of domestic violence from woman to man, as there are visa versa.
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1. Bad joke (if you're joking, if not - then shame, shame, you homo).
2. Son, we all hope that but it is largely a fairy tale to expect it to actually come to pass, that is why you MUST be prepared to administer manual agitation to a woman from time to time.
3. This would only happen to a sissy fag man. No wife of mine would ever abuse me, I'd slap the taste out of her mouth.
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 02:33 PM
christian women on here
if you seriously think you deserve to be punished when you talk, hit when you laugh, or raped when you joke, then you have been brain washed. And i for one will not stand for it. I will defend you, like god would, in order to show you what a true christian really is.
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04-29-2008, 02:50 PM
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So that's how far we came eh. Just "god". Why not "doggie" or "bubba", or a clicking sound.
Can we please spell it God!?
Thank you.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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04-29-2008, 03:07 PM
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So that's how far we came eh. Just "god". Why not "doggie" or "bubba", or a clicking sound.
Can we please spell it God!?
Thank you.
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if thats all you have to say about my comment, then youve just lost your argument, im glad i could show you that women deserve better. Makes you more of a man to accept you are wrong. You should be proud, admitting is the first step towards your recovery from extremism, soon youll be a true christian again.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Higher Love
christian women on here
if you seriously think you deserve to be punished when you talk, hit when you laugh, or raped when you joke, then you have been brain washed. And i for one will not stand for it. I will defend you, like god would, in order to show you what a true christian really is.
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Threats of bodily harm?
Pastors can't we ban people like this - so violent and hateful towards God's chosen people. These are the kind of reprobates that take guns to school. I actually fear to log on anymore for what these hateful, hateful people might have said about me in my absence. I have a sensitive constitution like that you know. Gee whiz, to think this sissy man is NOT going to stand for it. (shakes in boots)
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 03:11 PM
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if thats all you have to say about my comment, then youve just lost your argument
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Sorry, what argument? I never read wimmins contributions on here, as they are mostly uninteresting - unless we are talking recipes of course.
I just asked you to be respectful and capitalize God accordingly. If you see that as a "win" then you are a nutcase. Are you one of these bag ladies?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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04-29-2008, 03:17 PM
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[/indent][/indent][/indent]Sorry, what argument? I never read wimmins contributions on here, as they are mostly uninteresting - unless we are talking recipes of course.
I just asked you to be respectful and capitalize God accordingly. If you see that as a "win" then you are a nutcase. Are you one of these bag ladies?
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argh so you like to cook sir
cookings great fun, you dont have to be a chef to appreciate cooking
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04-29-2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Higher Love
if thats all you have to say about my comment, then youve just lost your argument, im glad i could show you that women deserve better. Makes you more of a man to accept you are wrong. You should be proud, admitting is the first step towards your recovery from extremism, soon youll be a true christian again.
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What is he doing that contradicts the Word® of the LORD, eh? Tell me where in the Bible does it say that women are equal to men? On the contrary, God makes it very clear that women are to be subdued to men:
Genesis 3: 16-17
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 11:7-9
For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
Now tell me where are we not being True Christians™?
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04-29-2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Don the Baptist
Threats of bodily harm?
Pastors can't we ban people like this - so violent and hateful towards God's chosen people. These are the kind of reprobates that take guns to school. I actually fear to log on anymore for what these hateful, hateful people might have said about me in my absence. I have a sensitive constitution like that you know. Gee whiz, to think this sissy man is NOT going to stand for it. (shakes in boots)
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why doesnt this surprise me
men that beat women are cowards, and youve just proved it. Another victory in gods name.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Higher Love
why doesnt this surprise me
men that beat women are cowards, and youve just proved it. Another victory in gods name.
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I don't know who your "god" is, but it sure ain't my God, that gave men dominion over the beasts of the Earth, the fowl in the sky, and the women, whose natural use is to provide pleasure, cooked food and little soldiers for Christ's Army, it says so in the Bible...
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Higher Love
christian women on here
if you seriously think you deserve to be punished when you talk, hit when you laugh, or raped when you joke, then you have been brain washed. And i for one will not stand for it. I will defend you, like god would, in order to show you what a true christian really is.
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I pulled a muscle while kicking my wife the other day, and sometimes when I unleash a torrent of punches my knuckles get sore. I think we need to be concerned about the welfare and safety of men who beat women. But you probably don't care about that, you monster.
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04-29-2008, 03:40 PM
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christian women on here
if you seriously think you deserve to be punished when you talk, hit when you laugh, or raped when you joke, then you have been brain washed. And i for one will not stand for it. I will defend you, like god would, in order to show you what a true christian really is.
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Oh, so you're the one who has to do our True Christian™ sisters' thinking for them? What a misogynist you are. As for what God would do, if you were ever actually to buy a Bible and read it, you would see that God is not the celestial fluffy bunny that you imagine Him to be. If you don't believe me, just read the Scripture passages that have been cited to you in this thread.
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04-29-2008, 03:44 PM
Are you sure your all reading the right bible
are you sure you didnt buy a fake one
your beliefs are totally wrong, you dont realise your all actually insulting god by saying he thinks women are slaves.
God will not be happy with you thinking of him in this way, i can asure you.
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04-29-2008, 03:50 PM
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Are you sure your all reading the right bible
are you sure you didnt buy a fake one
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Yes. Now, which "Bible" are you reading, and do you always manage to color within the lines?
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Higher Love
Are you sure your all reading the right bible
are you sure you didnt buy a fake one
your beliefs are totally wrong, you dont realise your all actually insulting god by saying he thinks women are slaves.
God will not be happy with you thinking of him in this way, i can asure you.
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I think the one insulting God is you, by not capitalizing His name... didn't you read the passages from the Bible I just gave you? Or do you care posting some passages that prove me wrong?
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04-29-2008, 04:06 PM
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Yes. Now, which "Bible" are you reading, and do you always manage to color within the lines?
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i read the new testamant
what do you read?
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04-29-2008, 04:09 PM
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i read the new testamant
what do you read?
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Your list of accounts on here. It's getting quite big, and still as boring as ever.
"testamant"
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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04-29-2008, 04:11 PM
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i read the new testamant
what do you read?
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What does the New Testament say about the roles of men and women? Hint: Dr. Solo has quoted two relevant NT passages to you.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 04:16 PM
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i am convinced the people on here are reading a different bible
mine says nothing about disciplining your wife or girlfriend
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The Bible says nothing about "girlfriends", but does indeed reference the ownership a man has over his wife. Perhaps you should try reading the WHOLE Bible, not just the little bits that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
How about Numbers 31? See what Moses did -- under God's command -- with the virgin girls of the Midianites, after slaughtering all the men, women (including pregnant women), non-virgin girls, and males (even infants). Tell me what you think of that.
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i read the new testamant
what do you read?
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First, reading the New TestamEnt and saying you read the Bible is like reading chapters 12-14 of Atlas Shrugged and saying you've read everything written by Ayn Rand.
The New Testament is one PART of the Bible; in it, Jesus clearly states that the Law is to be upheld. Where is the Law? In the OLD TESTAMENT. You know, the other 75% of Scripture?
Second, these quotes by Dr. Solo are from I Corinthians, one of the books of the NEW TESTAMENT, which you falsely claim to read!
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 11:7-9
For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
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You, Missy, do not read the Bible at all. You make up words and put them in God's mouth. For this sin, you will spend eternity in God's Hell.
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04-29-2008, 04:23 PM
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