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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 05:27 PM
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If the hardon collider creates a black hole, and kills everyone...
Well, from the things I've heard about black holes, .. ok, here's what wiki says about black holes
So if there's a black hole and it sucks us all in, and we all die, and nothing can escape...
Will my soul still make it to heaven? Will heathen scum still go to hell?
I don't want to be stuck in a black hole caused by hardons, with fags for the rest of eternity!
YIC
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No so-called black hole is going to be able to stand up against God's plan. If anything, a so-called space anomally named after a nigress cooter would repel any normal man with even the slightest shred of dignity.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 05:32 PM
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No so-called black hole is going to be able to stand up against God's plan. If anything, a so-called space anomally named after a nigress cooter would repel any normal man with even the slightest shred of dignity.
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That's funny brother remmy...
Normally a negress cooter would lead to collided hardons, but now the hardon collider will lead to the negress cooter.
What are the odds?
Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 06:15 PM
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That's funny brother remmy...
Normally a negress cooter would lead to collided hardons, but now the hardon collider will lead to the negress cooter.
What are the odds?
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What was it my Uncle used to say?
They're all pink on the inside? Something like that anyway.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 06:27 PM
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What was it my Uncle used to say?
They're all pink on the inside? Something like that anyway.
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Would you wear a bright pink dress with a black leather jacket? I know none of my friends would. That's all I have to say about that.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 07:18 PM
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Translation: Blah, blah, blah I don't got nothing. You've seen through all my secular lieberal atheist lies. You are too sharp of a knife for me to fool.
I accept your second declaration on defeat. But this still only counts as my 80th victory. Please, stop embarrassing yourself.
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Blahblahblah, you keep believing in your book of lies and contradictions. You won nothing, negro.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 07:23 PM
Mr. Lebeau is an EX-negro, Homer.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 07:25 PM
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Blahblahblah, you keep believing in your book of lies and contradictions. You won nothing, negro.
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You've just earned yourself a bundle of shiny infraction Snotty.
You owe him an apology.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 07:30 PM
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Blahblahblah, you keep believing in your book of lies and contradictions. You won nothing, negro.
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You darn Racist!!
Take that back, and apologize to Jesus while you're about it
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 08:15 PM
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Blahblahblah, you keep believing in your book of lies and contradictions. You won nothing, negro.
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How dare you bring intolerance into this Godly forum you little faggot! You apologize to Remy this instant! Or I swear to God that I will come find you and I will make your little sodomite ass sorry it was ever born!
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 08:39 PM
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How dare you bring intolerance into this Godly forum you little faggot! You apologize to Remy this instant! Or I swear to God that I will come find you and I will make your little sodomite ass sorry it was ever born!
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LOL, this is the funniest remark ever on this forum. This forum is filled with intolerance so you people are the last ones to throw stones around.
Besides, a black person remains a black person for the rest of his/her life, no matter what, you can't change skin color or heritage. And no, that's not a racist comment, it's just a fact.
And Assron Porthole, you may come knocking at my door anytime (although I think you will rather spend your money on gay clubs then on a airplane ticket to get to me), just don't be surprised when you feel my combat boot hitting your butt.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 08:50 PM
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LOL, this is the funniest remark ever on this forum. This forum is filled with intolerance so you people are the last ones to throw stones around.
Besides, a black person remains a black person for the rest of his/her life, no matter what, you can't change skin color or heritage. And no, that's not a racist comment, it's just a fact.
And Assron Porthole, you may come knocking at my door anytime (although I think you will rather spend your money on gay clubs then on a airplane ticket to get to me), just don't be surprised when you feel my combat boot hitting your butt.
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Why you mouthy little . . . heathen . . . Alright, I've calmed down. Remy is waiting for a public apology. If I had to guess, I would say this: If want to get banned, keep up the snotty, bratty talk. If you don't want to get banned, make nice with the apology. This is all pure conjecture on my part of course.
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Ah, your true racist mentality is finally exposed. Lose a debate and what little composure you have goes up in smoke. Typical atheist: When unable to defeat sound Christian logic you resort to ad hominem attacks.
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Originally Posted by Teflon©
Besides, a black person remains a black person for the rest of his/her life, no matter what, you can't change skin color or heritage. And no, that's not a racist comment, it's just a fact.
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And just how am I "black"?
I have German, French, Nigra and Injun ancestry. How is it that you can arbitrarily choose to ignore my European and injun ancestry? Let me give you a breakdown, Klansman.
Nigra Woman(free)10B--------White Frenchman 10W
Mulatto Male(free)5b/5w------------Injun/nigra woman 7.5B/2.5I
Mixed Male 6.25B/1.25I/2.5w---------French woman10w
Mixed Male 3.08B/0.62I/6.25w-----German woman 10w
Remy Lebeau 0.31I/1.54B/8.25W
Clearly I am far closer to my European heritage, even if I wasn't Saved. Technically, my great great grandmother wasn't pure negroidial so I'm actually even less "black" than this breakdown shows.
And "black"? What a hateful term.
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Main Entry: 1black
Pronunciation: \ˈblak\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English blak, from Old English blæc; akin to Old High German blah black, and probably to Latin flagrare to burn, Greek phlegein
Date: before 12th century
1: dirty, soiled <hands black with grime>
2 a: thoroughly sinister or evil : wicked <a black deed> b: indicative of condemnation or discredit <got a black mark for being late>
3: connected with or invoking the supernatural and especially the devil <black magic>
4 a: very sad, gloomy, or calamitous <black despair> b: marked by the occurrence of disaster <black Friday>
5: characterized by hostility or angry discontent : sullen <black resentment filled his heart>
6 a: of propaganda : conducted so as to appear to originate within an enemy country and designed to weaken enemy morale b: characterized by or connected with the use of black propaganda <black radio>
7: characterized by grim, distorted, or grotesque satire <black humor>
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That's why we use the term nigra. It's much more respectful.
You need to read one of my previous debates with the bigot now known as Bucket of Spit. She, being just as much a hate filled racist as you, also attempted to promote the same kind of redneck hillbilly ignorance as you.
CLICK HERE and HERE, racist. Why don't you just check out the whole debate while you're at it, bigot.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 12:00 PM
I wish scientists would leave nature and the universe alone. Sure, they have done some amazing things, not as much as the Lord has done, granted, but it just seems as though this whole "blackhole" mess will be yet another thing to expect come 2012.
Some things are meant to be a mystery.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 08:47 PM
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I wish scientists would leave nature and the universe alone. Sure, they have done some amazing things, not as much as the Lord has done, granted, but it just seems as though this whole "blackhole" mess will be yet another thing to expect come 2012.
Some things are meant to be a mystery.
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Research like this is mainly driven by the industries because the people want more and more. They want faster computers, better digital camera's and so on. But to build stuff like this they have to do revolutionary things in terms of design and production. The miniaturization of all high tech stuff means they have to search in terms of smaller items, the smaller the components in a computer the faster it can go but the industry can only provide this to a limit. So they have to explore the smallest known matter we know to see if they can gain some information that can lead to building smaller and smaller things. The Hadron Collider learns the scientist what can be done with small particles and while at this moment it has no practical use in terms of production it might lead to yet another standard in hightech applications. These scientist have no intention to play God, they only want to see how far they can go and look how the smallest matter works.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Teflon©
Research like this is mainly driven by the industries because the people want more and more. They want faster computers, better digital camera's and so on. But to build stuff like this they ......
BLAH BLAH BLAH SNIPPED
.....applications. These scientist have no intention to play God, they only want to see how far they can go and look how the smallest matter works.
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Have you apologized to Brother Remy yet you little creep?
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 09:05 PM
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Have you apologized to Brother Remy yet you little creep?
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Next time post something usefull, Asson.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 09:08 PM
Teflon, you are a disgusting piece of unsaved dog dung stuck to the bottom of JESUS' shoes. He's going to scrape you off and toss you straight into hell if you don't ask forgiveness and apologize to Brother Remy.
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 09:10 PM
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Next time post something usefull, Asson.
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Brother, why are you getting so Snotty with all of our Members?
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 10:14 PM
Quarantine at the very least! I'm actually for an outright ban! What does everyone else think?
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated -
09-13-2008, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron Portway
Have you apologized to Brother Remy yet you little creep?
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Teflon, you are a disgusting piece of unsaved dog dung stuck to the bottom of JESUS' shoes. He's going to scrape you off and toss you straight into hell if you don't ask forgiveness and apologize to Brother Remy.
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I noticed he shut is filthy mouth up about me being evil, dirty, a bad omen, gloomy and grotesque. Obviously, he now realizes that I am white, but is just too proud to admit it. I know this is going to really bite him to the core, but that makes victory number 81. These debates with poor Teflon are getting easier and easier. This is another example of why we need prayer in the classroom. Not only has the system failed Teflon, but so has his parents. They are partly responsible for his childish behavior for not bringing his up properly. Hopefully we can guide him to Jesus so that he doesn't burn in Hell with his horrible parents.
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