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Love Jesus Seeking Husbands - 05-08-2016, 06:19 AM

Lyn and I are seeking husbands. We're true christians who attend Wayside Baptist Church.

Our Daddy is 100% white American, and our Mom was born in China. We we're born in the USA and believe 100% in true American Christian values.


I'm 18 and Lyn is 15, we've both pure and chaste, and have our father's permission to date and find husbands.


Ann


Jeremiah 29:6- Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished.
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Halo Re: Seeking Husbands - 05-08-2016, 06:22 AM

And we live just outside Baltimore MD
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Default Re: Seeking Husbands - 05-08-2016, 06:28 AM

A quick look at this slant's other threads shows her to be a lingerie obsessed whore with a pimp for a father. I warn all True Christian men that an encounter with this slut may well end with her trying to use her lady parts to ensnare you. Exercise extreme caution. She has been most reluctant to enrol on any sort of purity checking program, I doubt her virginity.

Another point well worth bringing up is the tendency of slants to turn out to be ladyboys.



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Halo Re: Seeking Husbands - 05-08-2016, 10:00 AM

We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.
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We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.
Redeemed Papist makes a very cogent point. Without being too indelicate there may be a significant proportion of the ladyboy in your ancestorism.

I know you people worship your ancestors so how could any True Christian™ man know for a fact what he was letting himself into when at the very least you might have a statute of a ladyboy at home on some bizaar kind of alter?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Thumbs up Re: Seeking Husbands - 05-08-2016, 12:24 PM

You're being silly. We are good Christian girls, 100%. Nothing strange just some Chinese background.

We are happy to take any test or whatever to prove we are worthy.
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We will do any purity checking program that you want. We have nothing to hide.1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.
1 Timothy 2:11-15 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
It's getting high time we enforced this verse on you, you uppity strumpet.

We are alert to the wily ways of the easterners in terms of luring our good honest Christian boys into debauchery and sin.

I'm starting to suspect that your father never beat you properly.



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Default Re: Seeking Husbands - 08-04-2016, 09:21 AM

I am willing to take either yourself, your sister or both as one of my wives, concubines, or sex slaves.

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Default Re: Seeking Husbands - 08-04-2016, 11:20 AM

Ann, are your lady bits sideways? I've heard that Chinamen are like that.


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Ann, are your lady bits sideways? I've heard that Chinamen are like that.

I had heard that as well and I determined to discover the truth one day in Madison Wisconsin when a Japanese girl came to one of our meetings. We used to have a lot of meetings. At the time I was involved in an intense study of white girls and it took some time before I could get around to it but I can tell you that the privates of the Chinese people are much like the privates of white girls which are much like the private parts of Black girls but less hairy.


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Default Re: Seeking Husbands - 08-09-2016, 03:38 PM

I wouldn't consider yourselves ready for marriage, as you're obviously too "forward" and vocal to make good wives. Real women just don't put themselves out there like harlots, throwing their bodies at the first available Baptist man.

It's obvious your Jap minds have been warped by the liberal education system. Stop paying so much attention to Satanic Feminazi propaganda. The mainstream media has turned you into whores, but through the penetrating power of the Holy Spirit, you can be reborn and filled to the brim with joy!

A good Christian woman is meek, coy, and does not ask for a husband. I have my doubts that you would be obedient to a man, who is a natural leader of the household. A Godly woman is obedient to the Lord, and prays for blessing of a perfect husband. By making advances towards the Godly members of this site, you are violating the natural order of things. Only men make advances towards women, not the other way around - and ONLY if she has passed purity testing and has made a pledge of chastity. She must also prove her ability to cook, and her hips must be of sufficient width to bear many children according to HIS plan.
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