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Default 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-12-2008, 12:09 PM

Friends,

As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-12-2008, 12:25 PM

5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-12-2008, 03:58 PM

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Friends,

As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!


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God this is to easy.
Reason 1: The holy bible.

All you say about this can only be true, if the bible is 100% true to the word.
It has already been proved that the bible isn't true to the word because of the rewritings and bad interpretations.
The bible is a book of understanding, not of facts, it teaches to live a life of morality and don't forget the metaphors.
Stupid atheists? To them the bible is not even true by one word, let be your words.

Reason 2: evolution.

It would be a scary idea if we did not change.
Both body and mind are important to each others, if I did not change as a man, I would not become a better person.
And that is the most important thing of evolution, becoming better and adapting, if we did not evolve, we would not survive.
Certain monkey's don't evolve very much further because they don't NEED to, because they can keep on existing without standing on two feet and having creative minds, mind you though: monkeys DO create, they use tools etc.
Humans just happen to have evolved their minds, to complexity.
Though I find it arrogant and ignorant that people find themselves superior at everything.
Is it not true that for example gorilla's are way stronger than humans?
Is it not true that hawks have better sight than humans?
Humans have the ability to invent and create, because we want to solve problems.
Animals don't need to solve problems.
For everything there is a reason!

reason 3 the big bang:

The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before.
Nothing can be created in 6 days, nor has Jesus got anything to do with it.

Reason 4 Dinosaurs:

Omg, you are stupid, its the same reason as evolution, and since when is everything in the bible true to the word?
Its written by humans, not by god, thus he did not take dinosaurs in his big boat.
If dinosaurs would be there in the world, we would have to hide.
Saying humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time is ignorance:
Dinosaurs lived in a time where they could live, we live in a time to what we are adapted.


And actually I don't care what you think about me, I'm just hoping you guys wouldn't be ignorant to facts, that's stuff like bones, not words written by people who hardly knew anything.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-12-2008, 08:54 PM

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God this is to easy.
Reason 1: The holy bible.

All you say about this can only be true, if the bible is 100% true to the word.
Friend,

We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!

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Reason 2: evolution.
Is it not true that for example gorilla's are way stronger than humans?.
Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!

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reason 3 the big bang:

The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before.
Nothing can be created in 6 days, nor has Jesus got anything to do with it...
"The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before"??? PROVE IT! And as for "Nothing can be created in 6 days"... I can create a perfect omlette in 6 minutes! Checkmate - Atheist!


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Reason 4 Dinosaurs:

Omg, you are stupid, If dinosaurs would be there in the world, we would have to hide.
Saying humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time is ignorance:
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There are no dinosaurs left now, obviously, because we killed them all! How dumb are you? Ever heard of extinction? After the flood, we hunted dinosaurs for food (or sport) until none were left. Well, except for crocodiles and the Loch Ness pleseosaur, and all the rest of the dinosaurs that live under the sea.

These atheists are so retarded!
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-12-2008, 09:55 PM

6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?

7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!

8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-13-2008, 12:21 AM

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God this is to easy.
Reason 1: The holy bible.

All you say about this can only be true, if the bible is 100% true to the word.
It has already been proved that the bible isn't true to the word because of the rewritings and bad interpretations.
The bible is a book of understanding, not of facts, it teaches to live a life of morality and don't forget the metaphors.
Stupid atheists? To them the bible is not even true by one word, let be your words.

Reason 2: evolution.

It would be a scary idea if we did not change.
Both body and mind are important to each others, if I did not change as a man, I would not become a better person.
And that is the most important thing of evolution, becoming better and adapting, if we did not evolve, we would not survive.
Certain monkey's don't evolve very much further because they don't NEED to, because they can keep on existing without standing on two feet and having creative minds, mind you though: monkeys DO create, they use tools etc.
Humans just happen to have evolved their minds, to complexity.
Though I find it arrogant and ignorant that people find themselves superior at everything.
Is it not true that for example gorilla's are way stronger than humans?
Is it not true that hawks have better sight than humans?
Humans have the ability to invent and create, because we want to solve problems.
Animals don't need to solve problems.
For everything there is a reason!

reason 3 the big bang:

The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before.
Nothing can be created in 6 days, nor has Jesus got anything to do with it.

Reason 4 Dinosaurs:

Omg, you are stupid, its the same reason as evolution, and since when is everything in the bible true to the word?
Its written by humans, not by god, thus he did not take dinosaurs in his big boat.
If dinosaurs would be there in the world, we would have to hide.
Saying humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time is ignorance:
Dinosaurs lived in a time where they could live, we live in a time to what we are adapted.


And actually I don't care what you think about me, I'm just hoping you guys wouldn't be ignorant to facts, that's stuff like bones, not words written by people who hardly knew anything.
Friend, this is not a debate forum. We are here to praise Jesus. Please take a look at THIS thread, which explains in more detail. If you want to whine about how misunderstood you monkey-worshipers are, then take it somewhere else.

I will thank you to cease and desist from derailing our threads, which are inspired by the Holy Ghost.


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8. The Grand Canyon. How many 2 week trips do I have to take (*they cost A LOT) and listen to all that Kaibob Shchists or whatever. Can't they just let me enjoy the beauty of the canyon with my family without ruining it with all their layers and stuff?


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-13-2008, 01:33 AM

Reason #?? (I hope this isn't too abstract) But, I noticed that Atheists are really afraid of death, so they refuse to eat good wholesome American food like Roast Beef, Bacon, Sour Cream, Cheddar Cheese, Chili Cheese Fries, Dairy Queen Snicker's Blizzard, etc... Just imagine how miserable life would be if you spent it eating soy beans and wheat grass because you were afraid to die because you secretly knew you were going to HELL!


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-13-2008, 02:29 AM

9 They believe, despite their infinitely small, human bound perspective on reality, that they can be sure that there is no God or Godly being! Based on no evidence, bar the fact they, as a human, have never experienced as a human, a God. Or so they think.
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Reason #?? (I hope this isn't too abstract) But, I noticed that Atheists are really afraid of death, so they refuse to eat good wholesome American food like Roast Beef, Bacon, Sour Cream, Cheddar Cheese, Chili Cheese Fries, Dairy Queen Snicker's Blizzard, etc... Just imagine how miserable life would be if you spent it eating soy beans and wheat grass because you were afraid to die because you secretly knew you were going to HELL!
This is actually a really good point. I'd give you two stars if i could.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-17-2008, 02:36 AM

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-17-2008, 02:39 AM

Atheism is not a religion, you idiot.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 08-24-2008, 06:41 AM

reason 9 or 10 ( not sure if the count didn't get out of synch...)

Free will....

Given to man by God...

Atheists use that free will to choose to be sinful , fall-away, back-sliding ,
oh so sinful atheists...
Thus , just by being Atheists they prove God is real,
otherwise where did the free-will they abuse come from...

Do atheists have special shops where they can top up on Dumb ?

Or look at it another way,
If an atheist claims to be an atheist,
they are saying there is no God ( damned as they are),
by doing that they are saying they do not have any free will about believing in God,
as in their demented minds , how can they ?
If they're atheists , they cannot believe in God.
Thus, they have no free will to exercise on the question of belief.
There mind is already made up, and choice doesn't come into it.
All us believers know we have free will, and that it exists, as we choose to believe and embrace the Grace that God offers.
So there again, even the atheists prove that God exists by the very fact they contradict something we can all see is true,
that there is free will,
unless human stupidity denies it.
That free will IS,
So God IS,
Even the atheists would say the have free will in silly things, what shoes to wear , where to eat, what to eat etc etc...
All those blasphemers would say they used free will to decide to disbelieve,
Now as we have shown, Free Will comes from God,
so ...every time they make a choice even atheists prove God exists.

Maybe there is a special mail-order outlet for Atheists to get their Dumb from, maybe they offer a 2 for 1 , with a measure of spiritual blindnes on every carton of Dumb..
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-09-2008, 01:22 PM

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Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?
dude.. i think your so darn wrong with all this load of waste

The big bang: how you know god created it... who said it? a book? well thats a strong point to believe. I stick more to science because they have proof and a book can't proof anything.

dinosaurs? .... well.. i lolled on that.. dinosaurs on a boat.. i hope it didn't sunk.. anyways.. you guys ever hear about the huge asteroid that landed at chicxulub , near the tip of the yucatan peninsula in mexico, 200 miles west of cancun. its the proof that it extinguished the dinosaurs.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-09-2008, 01:50 PM

Reason 11:

a. Atheists don't believe that anything created the universe.

b. This is silly because we exist! Something must have created us!

c. The Bible says that God created us.

d. So Christians are right!
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-09-2008, 05:59 PM

As i said a book can't proof anything.

but if you believe that its your go I'll stick to mine
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-09-2008, 06:13 PM

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Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

We did not evolve from monkeys. But if Darwin's theory of evolution is correct then what he meant was that we evolved from the same thing that monkeys did. A creature similar to monkeys. but you're right, if it was the modern mokey we evolved from then they would not still exist as they do. As it is, If we evolved it was from the same creature amonkey did. Hence why genes are shared. For example, if you had a son and a daughter, it does not mean males and females are not related because you still exist. (This example uses a little imagination and outward thinking. It is difficult to come up with a good, but simple, example)

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

The LHC that is being tested tomorrow (10th September 2008) will supposedly proove that.

These were the only two I could really comment on, having no argument strong enough to attempt the others right now.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-09-2008, 06:30 PM

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dude.. i think your so darn wrong with all this load of waste

The big bang: how you know god created it... who said it? a book? well thats a strong point to believe. I stick more to science because they have proof and a book can't proof anything.
We know God created it because it's here.

Scientists have never "proven" their Big Bang Theory. That's why it's called a "theory", you see.
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dinosaurs? .... well.. i lolled on that.. dinosaurs on a boat.. i hope it didn't sunk..
Do you mean you hope it didn't sink?

Are you a retarded, little boy?

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anyways.. you guys ever hear about the huge asteroid that landed at chicxulub , near the tip of the yucatan peninsula in mexico, 200 miles west of cancun. its the proof that it extinguished the dinosaurs.
Really? Prove it. Your saying so doesn't make it proof, and a scientist theorizing about it doesn't make proof, either.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-16-2008, 11:32 PM

You say that the bible is 100% right, because it was written by god, but do not provide proof that it was written by god. If you can prove it was written by God, then the argument is over. There are other books that claim to be written by God as well.

Scientists don't believe we evolved from monkeys. They(most of them) believe that there was a common ancestor, and that both monkeys and human evolved from them, becoming 2 slightly varied forms of the same species, and then becoming increasingly different from each other. (I'm really simplifying). You can agree with them or not, but it is easier to disagree when you know what you're disagreeing with.

As for the Big Bang. It seems like a good explanation that something had to start the big bang, if it happened. Though this doesn't mean that what started it was the christian God, or that it even carried on existing afterwards.

I am not aware of the bible mentioning dinosaurs, but if you could show me where, then i would be interested to read.

I know many atheists that aren't afraid of death, they just believe they'll stop existing...

I know this isn't a place to debate, but considering counter arguments are a good way to strengthen your own.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-16-2008, 11:58 PM

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[...]I am not aware of the bible mentioning dinosaurs, but if you could show me where, then i would be interested to read.
Start the interesting read:
Job:40:15: Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
Probably a diplodocus or some-such

La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.
Probably a plesiosaur.










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