There's a lady who's moved in down the street, and I don't know much about her. (She didn't thank me for the muffin basket I left on her porch, and her shades are always down.) (And, I think she works.)
She seems to find it impossible to keep her little dog over at HER house, and of course, I put out water and some chopped up steak or some such leftover when I see the little thing sniffing around my Azaleas.
Again, Fine. I've been up against worse.
But
today I almost had a HEART ATTACK when I thought there was a naked
Ginger child skulking around my back door ! !
On closer inspection it was
THIS disgusting monstrosity:
THIS NEW NEIGHBOR
SHAVED HER
DOG ! ! !
I have trapped it in the garage so no one else will spy its nakedness.
Should I return it to the (now, certainly foul) owner??
I am at a complete loss. Who would DO such a thing ? ? ?
STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !