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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:09 PM

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im not here to flame enyone i was just looking at all the false facts about denmark.
then my name turned pink, a asked why, you asked me somthing, i answerd, best as i could.
not flame'ing nobody
But you're hurting Jesus instead, are you happy now?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:18 PM

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But you're hurting Jesus instead, are you happy now?
you lot are hurting denmark and the danes,
im just defending my contry.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:21 PM

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you lot are hurting denmark and the danes,
im just defending my contry.
Why defend a country God hates? Get out of there asap instead...or better yet; get a copy of KJV1611, read it and live by it.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:28 PM

We should just stop posting on this forum, theres no way to make these Christians come to any sense at all.. You can give them all the arguments you want, but as they believe in something that no one can prove exist, it's impossible to make them believe in something that actually has a lot of facts to back it up.

I myself think that religion is overrated, and should just be banned..

Or even better, lets all praise The Flying Spaghetti Monster as our lord.. Cause that makes about as much sense as believing in God or Jesus.

Well, I'm gonna go rape some kids and go to hell, cause that is apparently what we Danes do.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:31 PM

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Why defend a country God hates? Get out of there asap instead...or better yet; get a copy of KJV1611, read it and live by it.

Praise the Lord!
if God exists and all the books about him are true then,
God dosent hate any contries, he created the world, if he hates a piece of land he would simply flood it.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:40 PM

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We should just stop posting on this forum, theres no way to make these Christians come to any sense at all.. You can give them all the arguments you want, but as they believe in something that no one can prove exist, it's impossible to make them believe in something that actually has a lot of facts to back it up.

I myself think that religion is overrated, and should just be banned..

Or even better, lets all praise The Flying Spaghetti Monster as our lord.. Cause that makes about as much sense as believing in God or Jesus.

Well, I'm gonna go rape some kids and go to hell, cause that is apparently what we Danes do.
YOU make no sense. You have not given any arguments, only fallacies. I can prove God exists, as I can feel his undeserved kindness every single day.

Yeah, many people think religion should be banned. This was also foreseen by Jesus.

If you can show me 'The Flying Spaghetti Monster' in the KJ1611, i might take up the discussion. Until then, i can only admonish you to repent.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:42 PM

Cranky Old Man how stupid are you? Your topic is "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!" and you have the flag of Finland as picture. Even the name of the picture is "Flag_of_Finland.svg". You should see this.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:46 PM

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Cranky Old Man how stupid are you? Your topic is "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!" and you have the flag of Finland as picture. Even the name of the picture is "Flag_of_Finland.svg". You should see this!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:49 PM

You guys are piffleing scaring me.. I knew americans in general were without any knowlegde of anything outside what you call "gods own country" ..

But this BS you ugys are yapping bout makes me feel sorry for you...

You abuse your religion to hate, llok down and feel better. But u aint. All you are in reality is inbreed piffles frm some hillbilly shithole where you sister is also your momma and your daddy your uncle as well..

I bet you are afraid of muslims too? I can tell you this much.. god will accept any moderate worshipper of any religion before any of you retards.

Read a real book one day. And stop voting with your asses. I bet you all voted for the bush administration, right? And you say youre on the side of jesus almighty? I dont see how you can combijne these 2 facts.

8 reasons who god hates AMERICANS (excluding the natives, theyre alright)

1 You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
2You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
3You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
4You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
5You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
6You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
7You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real
8You are inbread mormons who thinks you own the world and god is real

When you all die you will sleep in the fire, thats for sure..
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 05:53 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 06:01 PM

poor little denmark getting such a beatin' from the big fat usa... well you are gonna regret it when ragnarok is unleashed and Thor lets the mighty Danish vikings lose on gods green earth, they will cut down your overwait asses, your guns aint no match for their swords
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<- seriously? What is wrong with you people? Oh yeah i forgot.. My Daddy=my uncle , My mummy= My sister ... That's the viking way!

We are doomed.. Next generation i would belive I would start to have limbs or something missing.. Hermaphrodites?
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Oh yeah i forgot.. My Daddy=my uncle , My mummy= My sister ... That's the viking way!

We are doomed.. Next generation i would belive I would start to have limbs or something missing.. Hermaphrodites?
Well at least you're being honest.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 06:14 PM

this is tread is wrong,
rasmussen dident do a tour de france that was bjerne riss that did that and cheated the whole world

pipi longstocking is sweedish, not danish

there are no "free whores" in denmark, they cost alot of money.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 06:17 PM

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there are no "free whores" in denmark, they cost alot of money
I am sure you know all about that...

Please click the link I provided, it proves there were indeed free whores at the summit in Copenhagen.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 06:28 PM

but they werent free to lure people to the summit, they were free to spite the mayer for saing that people should stay away from them
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 06:51 PM

why are you all so hateful and mean towards a small contry that never did enything to you?
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why are you all so hateful and mean towards a small contry that never did enything to you?
Go back and read the title of this thread.

It says that GOD hates Denmark, not us.

We just obey God, and hate His enemies.

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Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
Why can't you just accept the facts and beg Jesus to forgive you for being born a filthy savage eskimo?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 06:58 PM

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why are you all so hateful and mean towards a small contry that never did enything to you?
Well... I do not think the members of Landover Baptist Church are MEAN to the Danish. That said, I think God hates the danes and that he WILL be mean.

May God be merciful and grant the danes an imminent death.
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