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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 06:13 AM

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I don't think 'man' is the right word with which to describe that thing.
That creature forgot to put the same pancake face makeup on his hands to camouflage the AIDS blotches. Nasty.


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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 04:28 PM

That could not have been a MAN ,in fact IT was to ugly for either sex...Not to sure what IT was?
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 08:54 PM

No, HE is a MAN.
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 09:54 PM

I wish to add my name to the list of those offended by this so-called "test". The results are not only grossly inaccurate, but also libelous and disconcerting. True Christians™ cannot be "bi-curious"!
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 10:08 PM

Well then, if you were labeled as bi-curious, then you are no longer a "true christian" now are you?
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 11:18 PM

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I wish to add my name to the list of those offended by this so-called "test". The results are not only grossly inaccurate, but also libelous and disconcerting. True Christians™ cannot be "bi-curious"!


Well, Sister Mildred, since you feel being "bi-curious" is acceptable, does that mean you'd like to check out the "parts" of other females?

And if you were a male, would this mean you'd like to do the same with other men?

This is a real concern to us of the True Christian™ persuasion.



Your introductory post indicated you are somewhat matronly at the age of 36. At that age I fear you're a little long in the tooth for Rev. Jim's for his “Ladies of the Lord” sessions, but perhaps he could help. Please send him a Private Message and he may be able to provide an introductory session. You should include a high resolution photo of yourself to help him assess your chances in achieving salvation.

In the meantime, please purge your mind of these bi-curious feelings and join the other ladies of the Landover Baptist Church in a life of piety, total devotion to the male influences in their lives, and the baking of fine pies.


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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-27-2009, 11:58 PM

If people want to be bi-curious, just let them. They know how you view it, that dosn't mean they have to view it the same way.
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-28-2009, 01:21 AM

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Well then, if you were labeled as bi-curious, then you are no longer a "true christian" now are you?
Who should I believe? God, or some random faggot on the interweb? Golly, that sure is a tough one!
The "test" is what is undeniably wrong here. True Christians™ are complete heterosexuals without exception.

If I want advice on how best to sodomize a boy bedecked in piercings and make-up, I'll give you a call. When it comes to God's Will, I'll take the KJV 1611.

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Well, Sister Mildred, since you feel being "bi-curious" is acceptable, does that mean you'd like to check out the "parts" of other females?

And if you were a male, would this mean you'd like to do the same with other men?

This is a real concern to us of the True Christian™ persuasion.



Your introductory post indicated you are somewhat matronly at the age of 36. At that age I fear you're a little long in the tooth for Rev. Jim's for his “Ladies of the Lord” sessions, but perhaps he could help. Please send him a Private Message and he may be able to provide an introductory session. You should include a high resolution photo of yourself to help him assess your chances in achieving salvation.

In the meantime, please purge your mind of these bi-curious feelings and join the other ladies of the Landover Baptist Church in a life of piety, total devotion to the male influences in their lives, and the baking of fine pies.
Brother, I fear you may have misunderstood my post - perfectly understandable, as I often have difficulty conveying the insubstantial feelings and emotions common to my capricious gender. I in no way intended to convey the position that having lustful thoughts toward the same sex is "acceptable" in any way. The Lord is crystal clear on this point, as can be witnessed in Leviticus and Romans.

I was simply upset by this "test" accusing True Christians™ of having homer inclinations - it is obviously part of a greater scheme to test our faith. There should have been a question asking "Are you a True Christian™?" and instantly make the percentage of "bi-curiosity" zero once the person taking the quiz selected "Yes". There would be no need to even consider any other factors so long as that was in there. That would have been so much easier.

While I used to engage in the tribadist deathstyle in my sin-filled youth, I have long since been saved and therefore no longer choose to have such abhorrent desires - much less act on them! I would very much like to learn from the Ladies of Landover as I await a man of my own to impregnate me with little Christian soldiers.
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-28-2009, 03:44 AM

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While I used to engage in the tribadist deathstyle in my sin-filled youth.
I'm not sure what this means, but it sounds horrible, Mr. Milford.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-28-2009, 04:05 AM

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Who should I believe? God, or some random faggot on the interweb? Golly, that sure is a tough one!
The "test" is what is undeniably wrong here. True Christians™ are complete heterosexuals without exception.

If I want advice on how best to sodomize a boy bedecked in piercings and make-up, I'll give you a call. When it comes to God's Will, I'll take the KJV 1611.

Burn in Hell.


Brother, I fear you may have misunderstood my post - perfectly understandable, as I often have difficulty conveying the insubstantial feelings and emotions common to my capricious gender. I in no way intended to convey the position that having lustful thoughts toward the same sex is "acceptable" in any way. The Lord is crystal clear on this point, as can be witnessed in Leviticus and Romans.

I was simply upset by this "test" accusing True Christians™ of having homer inclinations - it is obviously part of a greater scheme to test our faith. There should have been a question asking "Are you a True Christian™?" and instantly make the percentage of "bi-curiosity" zero once the person taking the quiz selected "Yes". There would be no need to even consider any other factors so long as that was in there. That would have been so much easier.

While I used to engage in the tribadist deathstyle in my sin-filled youth, I have long since been saved and therefore no longer choose to have such abhorrent desires - much less act on them! I would very much like to learn from the Ladies of Landover as I await a man of my own to impregnate me with little Christian soldiers.

Call ,IM, or email Brother HANK he is on the look out for a Christian Lady
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-30-2009, 01:07 AM

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I do have to admit, i got a thing for the goth boys.
Especially this man
Is that thing even human?
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 11-30-2009, 08:09 AM

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I'm not sure what this means, but it sounds horrible, Mr. Milford.
Oh, it was!

And please, call me Millie.

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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-03-2009, 07:25 AM

This test is OBVIOUSLY innacurate. In fact I suggest we completely ban it as a church. See what this homers are doing are "rigging" our scores to suggest we are slightly bi-curious, nonsense! They are simply trying to make us "think" that we are bi-curious so that we have no problem with the gay lifestyle! Solved!
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-03-2009, 04:35 PM

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I assume that our Un-Gay members will all pass the test with flying colors?
I am new here so I don't want to assume anything, but what do you mean by "our un-gay members?" Are there members of any other kind!?!?!

That said, I took the test and I must agree with everyone: It is a tricky trap! (I even chose RED!)

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You are 32% Bi-Curious!

You may have random thoughts of the same sex but most likely will never lead to much physical contact, if any at all. You are at a point where it's human nature. Most people have thought about it at a time or two.


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I hate bigots. ... I despise bigots Without even knowing them I just hate them
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-04-2009, 02:30 AM

I don't need a test to know that i'm not daydreaming about homos.


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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-04-2009, 03:15 AM

You are 42% Bi-Curious!
You love the thought of the same sex! You lust for them and would love to explore more of your fantasy with them but may be shy or a little reluctant to initiate.
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-04-2009, 03:18 AM

Adam and Steve ftw.

Love is love, regardless of gender. Even God can't be thick enough not to realise that.
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-04-2009, 03:40 AM

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Adam and Steve ftw.

Love is love, regardless of gender. Even God can't be thick enough not to realise that.
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Default Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test) - 12-04-2009, 04:22 AM

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Adam and Steve ftw.

Love is love, regardless of gender. Even God can't be thick enough not to realise that.
Why stop at gender? I love my dog so can I bang him too? Or my Suburban. Would God understand me giving my Chevy a poke up the tailpipe? I love steak too, is it okay to rape a dead cow? All good in God's eyes? How about my ultimate Earthly love, the United States of America. Can I use the Stars and Stripes to masturbate with? Will God chuckle with glee as I do that?

Grow up and buy a Bible, tard. KJV1611.
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