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Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-17-2007, 01:08 AM
Wrigley's. Wrigley's has several sinful flavors in their palette the latest however is purely sinister. It is flavored after an alcoholic beverage. Thats right, a children's gum flavored after the Devils drink of choice, the Mojito. Mojito is a nasty concoction based in rum with babies blood or rat snot or whatever for flavor. It smells like dumpster juice and will turn innocent youngsters into raving sex fiends after as little as two glasses. Pretty strong stuff to be using it to flavor kids candy I think. Jesus does NOT want kids getting used to liquor flavors! He wants kids to drink vinegar and water like He did.
What part of this image isn't overly sexual?
Who do they think their fooling? The got this practically naked European harlot hawking booze flavored gum to kids with the sexual tagline "Dirty mouth? We all know that "dirty mouth" means ORAL SEX!
I am mad as Jesus flipping tables in a temple over it! Something has to be done!
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-17-2007, 01:30 AM
Oh, and I can just hear the Sinful theme song....
Anyone remember Chewy, Chewy by the Ohio Express rock. and. roll group from that Year of Satan, 1969?
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy Baby
Always got a mouthful of such sweet things to say
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy Baby
Chewy's full of sugar and I love her that way
Chorus:
Ooh I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her like I do
Oh-ie little Chewy
Don't know what you're doing to me
But you're doing to me what I want you to
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy Baby
Everytime you love me it's a real sugar treat
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy Baby
Love me little Chewy cause you do it so sweet
Chorus
Want ya' to . . . woah yeh-e yeh
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy Baby
Living box of candy wrapped up so very fine
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy Baby
Do it to me Chewy, chew me out of my mind
Chorus
Ah . . .
Ah Chewy, wo-oh Chewy, wo-oh oh, wo-oh oh
Wah, bop, bop . . .
I Certainly don't.
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-19-2007, 03:43 AM
What's wrong with gum? It's just gum. It's not like it's going to kill anybody.
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-19-2007, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
What's wrong with gum? It's just gum. It's not like it's going to kill anybody.
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That's how Satan works. He sneaks in where your defense is weakest. You have to be on your guard against everything.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-19-2007, 06:24 PM
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-20-2007, 01:33 AM
You rambling off topic post is unneeded here. This topic is about a clear cut case of a company pushing liquor flavored candy to kids. Satan loves to prey on the innocent and it seems pretty obvious thats what this is.
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-20-2007, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
Wrigley's. Wrigley's has several sinful flavors in their palette the latest however is purely sinister....
...Who do they think their fooling? The got this practically naked European harlot hawking booze flavored gum to kids with the sexual tagline "Dirty mouth? We all know that "dirty mouth" means ORAL SEX!
I am mad as Jesus flipping tables in a temple over it! Something has to be done!
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Amen! Pastor. This is the same vile company that produces Doublemint gum and started that heathen advertising campaign with those lezbionic jezebels the "Doublemint Twins" in the 1930's.
The opening line of the jingle was:
Double your pleasure, double your fun,
Jesus prevents my imagination from even delving into what evil thoughts and satanic sex orgies this is designed to inspire. Every True Christian™ should avoid anything made by this company.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-20-2007, 12:11 PM
Not to mention Juicy Fruit is a subliminal gay message.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-20-2007, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
What's wrong with gum? It's just gum. It's not like it's going to kill anybody.
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So you deny that it's possible to transmit STDs through oral fornication?
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Great. Now will you and your limp-wristed husband stop blaspheming and accept Jesus so He doesn't have to hospitalise him again?
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Re: Chewing gum of the damned? -
04-20-2007, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
It smells like dumpster juice and will turn innocent youngsters into raving sex fiends after as little as two glasses.
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Actually it has Rum, Coconut Water, and a touch of Sugar Cane Juice, all with a beautiful mint leaf in the drink.
But if it turns youngsters into sex fiends, that explains what could have happened to me.
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