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Default Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:32 AM

My name is DJ Anontein. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist church, saw your site and thought it was a great place to register and become a regular.

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"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Lev.20:13
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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:37 AM

Hello DJ. Seeing as you are in Miami and Westboro is in Kansas, what church do you attend down in sunny Florida?



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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:42 AM

First Baptist Church in Hialeah, FL.


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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:52 AM



I like kitties by the way.


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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:53 AM

I've vacationed down in South Florida many times over the years. I always stay at the Ritz-Carlton in South Beach.



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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:54 AM

Cat lover? Are you sure you're not one of those devil-worshipping Wiccans?



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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 03:57 AM

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Cat lover? Are you sure you're not one of those devil-worshipping Wiccans?
No, kitties are just silly looking. I humor them.

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I've vacationed down in South Florida many times over the years. I always stay at the Ritz-Carlton in South Beach.
Ah, the Carlton; a marvelous resort. You have good taste.


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Default Re: Hi - 08-01-2009, 05:17 AM

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I like kitties by the way.
Having seen this I think you would admit that God hates you?
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